Come Again in Your Bay Area!

From the South Bay to the East Bay to the (they never call it) West Bay, Bike Smut is involved in a serious Bay Area Reach Around!

We are jumping head first into the densely populated, surprisingly shallow waters!

pooping floatation devices is prohibited

OAKLAND    -   FaceCrack Link

Saturday February 28

Omni - 4799 Shattuck Ave.

• doors at 8:30pm

• show at 9:00pm

 

SAN FRANCISCO  -   FaceCrack Link

Tuesday, March 3rd

Balançoire - 2565 Mission St, 

• doors at 6:30pm

• show at 6:45pm

ADULTS ONLY  

No lifeguard on duty.

 

 

Extra Bay Area Action!

We are having a hoot at El Rio!

But the bikesexual train doesn't stop rolling just cause we are in the most densely populated city on the west coast.

We got 3 more shows for ya!

Wednesday in Oakland!

Feelmore 510, 1703 Telegraph Ave, 9pm

Thursday in Emeryville!

GUAVA, 4210 Holden St, 8pm

Saturday in San Jose! 

Back Bar  21 N. 3rd St

Come Find Me - World Premiere!

Soon we will break a mold we have used without failure for seven years. Seven years of only live sharing our of movies. No DVD sales. No online distribution. We didn't even allow ourselves to trust any members of media.

But now something has changed. We have made excellent connections with radical allies that have helped us do this right. We are offing a DVD and folks are taking notice!

Jerome Stuart Nichols' review was dripping with earnest appreciation:

There’s something incredibly sexy about a woman who knows what she wants and fucks it. You can tell by the look in Poppy’s eye that she knows what she wants: to fuck Gasper Johnson and cum, a lot.

I always love having sex where laughter’s involved, it means that I’m relaxed. Throughout “Come Find Me" Poppy is running back and forth between excited squeals, guttural moaning and this really fucking adorable giggling.  My favorite scene is the orgasmic face riding scene at the very end. Poppy has a crazy strong orgasm and she’s practically seizing on Gasper’s face, which is completely engulfed in her vulva. The whole time she’s cuming, her face is cycling through this crazed collections of expressions. It’s all very lusty, hedonistic and hard-on inducing. Me gusta. 

Thanks for noticing, Poppy does pride herself on her joy of orgasms. Which she frequently will remind those luck to be around her about.

We were also thrilled that the Caitlin Donohue of the SF Bay Guardian also decided to express her joy for the new bikesexual feature:

Come Find Me, with its darling-dark plotline and focus on female orgasm (not to mention use of tire tubes as BDSM tool) will certainly fan the flames for lovers of hot feminist porno. 

The world premiere is tomorrow. With live performances and rad politics we expect our final event in The Bay to burn the patriarchal pants down!

Come Find Me

Saturday, June 1st
Center for Sex and Culture  1349 Mission Street
8 - 10 pm,

 Adults only

Your tickets are available now. Join us!

Turning our Final Trixxx in Oakland

UPDATE: ADDED BONUS!

We have just added Fucking Sculptures to our list of excellent sponsors. That means we some lucky audience member will walk away with a handcrafted sex toy from this excellent local business valued at more then $140!!

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Its always a little sad to close a chapter of Bike Smut. We travel 1000s of miles such amazing movies and we never want the joy to end! But just as every rose has its thorn, so too every bike tube deflates and every erection falls. But before letting those bike dicks go soft lets have a massive blow out!

Friday, May 17
Sudo Room
2141 Broadway
8:30,  $5-10 donation
adults only and you should all dress fabulous! 

Ya want a Facebook Invite



Please join us for this final screening of Turning Trixxx at our favorite new place in Oakland, the Sudo Room! We have been fans of hacker spaces since before the turn of the Millennium, when we cut our teeth getting goofy with the geek of Free Geek in Portland. Years later it is encouraging to hear how folks still recognize the `Geek as one of the earliest pioneers in community technology centers. The folks at Sudo Room have been hosting a plethora of exciting workshops and we are excited to pop their porno cherry! Sexual health is absoultly crucial and all too often overlooked.

After this final screening of Turning Trixxx we move onto our new program of erotic bike films, Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express. You still have time to make your own bikesexual fantasies come true!

Dick On A Bike

Is it getting hot in the streets or is it just me?



Exploding soon in an Oakland near you!

Oakland Extracurricular Bikesexuality

Our friends in Oakland are making rad things happen this weekend!

MacArtBlur

Friday, May 3rd 6-11pm
Saturday, May 4th 1-6
Flava' Packet - W. MacArthur @ Market - 2$ donation

Dozens of paintings by local artists adorn the gallery walls. Deeper into the complex, you will find more elaborate and hidden mysteries that obscure the normal conventions of the art world. How deep the rabbit hole goes is up to you. We welcome you to climb through the nest, ride a pedal powered ferris wheel, get lost in a cardboard cave, find yourself immersed in mind-bending soundscapes, meet and greet local inspirators, and express your ideas in the wishing well - a collective consciousness suggestion box. All these things and more will be happening at the Flava’ Packet during MacArtBlurr!

DIY Cloth Menstrual Pads Workshop

Saturday, May 4th, 2pm
Sudo Room - 
Come learn how to make beautiful and practical cloth pads out of old clothing! Materials will be provided, but if you want, you can bring old ripped-up clothing (preferably soft, natural fibers), needles, thread, snaps or buttons. This workshop is intended for people who menstruate and for people who have friends who menstruate (and want to make them lovely presents). We will also go over a dizzying array of cool lady products beyond the cloth pad, and have fun cost-comparisons of different options.


https://sudoroom.org/wiki/page/Hacking_Sexual_Health

Touching your Bay Area

Its been a peculiar winter. With multiple flights, bus rides, blown up cars and other examples of touring at its most stressful we have gone from the sun quenched lands of Oaxaca Mexico to the queerly crafty of Austin, Texas, across Arizona and now we are breaching the midsection of California.

Come enjoy some radical bikesexual movies with us in the Bay!

Bike Smut 6: Turning Trixxx 
Sunday Feb 3rd
 The Roll Up Bicycle Shop & Art Space
4401 San Leandro St
7:00pm . with bike ride beforehand  
details on the FB page, probably 
 (did you know the Superbowl is a great time to ride a bike? empty streets for hours! amazing!)

Tuesday, February 5, 2013
El Rio
3158 Mission St., San Francisco
8:00pm
http://www.facebook.com/events/192657894208478/
Plus special guest performance by Bianca Stone

photo via Snaked Girl Productions

with loving support from Crash Pad Series.


EXTA SPECIAL BONUS This year includes two Bay Area local filmmakers who are also Feminist Porn Award-winners: Courtney Trouble and Madison Young. Thus your odds of seeing and interacting with awesome porn stars has never been greater (unless you are reading this from the set of a porn shoot, all yalls can just be excited to hang out with some non porn stars for a change)

Seeing the woods from the Oakland

Bay Area... sounds kind of dirty. Like, did he touch you in the Bay Area? Did you like it?

No more rumors, get all the juicy bike action you demand! And in this case, since we are screening at a sex positive shop it should be easy to get what you want, as long as you remember to ask!


Oakland Bike Smut
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Feelmore510

1703 Telegraph Ave

7:30pm until 10:30pm

$5-10 suggested donation  

 

Sweet oak town bike loving

Mutha Fuckin Blingin

Big thanks to the wild and fun (dare we say "zanny?") Roll-Up Bike Shop of Oakland.

Our hosts were uber-friendly and had the space dialed in! The crowd was as positive as ever and braved a torrential downpour to make it a great fun night of bikesexual exploration. We didn't know what to expect initially but their ideas about art, place and taco carts seem to be right on target! This was especially nice since we didn't come close to packing the audience in San Francisco where we had secretly expected to kill. We are, in fact, stunned by the way our San Francisco audience has shrunk over the years regardless of our pretty sweet media coverage. A good lesson for would be pornographers, expectations kill!

So heres hoping that the other "advanced" bike culture cities of North America will turn out in numbers closer to places like Salt Lake and Flagstaff who have frequently packed the house. (this is compared to the Platinum city of Davis which after several months of, er planning... well... let's just blame it on lazy students and interns.)

In another day we hope to show the goods in Santa Cruz. It could still happen but with shows on Thursday in Santa Barbara, Friday in Claremont, Saturday in LA, Sunday in Long Beach, and Monday in San Diego we are more excited for the heat of Southern California than ever!

BRING IT LA!

Hot Bay Action

Saturday we have another screening of Bike Porn at the Roxie on 16th and Valencia, but before that we are taking in an art show of bike polo photographs at the SOAP Gallery around 28th and Mission, a mini polo tourny at 21st and Shotwell the winners of which will recieve free passes to the final SF show!

and then there is sunday...

Sunday February 21st
The Roll Up
4401 San Leandro St Oakland, CA 94601
9pm $8, 2 for $15, 21+
www.rollupbikeshop.com


On Monday we are supposed to have a show in Davis. It has been cancelled and rescheduled and then canceled and now we're not entirely sure what is going on.

On Tuesday we hope to have a screening in Santa Cruz

and on Thursday we have a show in Santa Barbara, which is really not in the bay.

Bringing it to the people...

Oakland Delivers the goods!

Huzza! We have found Bike Porn friendly spaces in Oakland! The Lobot Gallery has stepped up to host us this Saturday night.

Bike Porn 2: Bikexploitaiton
Saturday November 29th
Lobot Gallery
1800 Campbell St

Doors at 7pm
Show at 8pm
Polo at 10pm
$5

Bring yer mallets!

(Apologies to the folks at Your House, who would have been fine hosts)





Here is a sweet printable image you can use to harass your prude friends at work. Thanks to Saltcycle.com, Rock Paper Scissors Collective and Cyclecide for all your help.

Polo in the Bay

Hardcourt bike hockey started in the Pacific Northwest 7-8 years ago. Teams in Portland, Seattle and Vancouver have for much of that time been beating the crap out of each other for fun and bragging rights. A number of breweries have been able to make it though slow economic periods due to our patronage.

From the NW many a sojurn was made to the Bay in seach of similar hardcourt action. Typically the result was good, but not sustained. SF was perpetually the land of old school grass polo.

In 2007 SF hosted the NACCs and many bike punks got a taste of what bike polo can be. Epic games are still discussed in Portland ad nauseam.
Here we see the influence of NW polo.
Now at the end of 2008 both SF and Oakland have regular polo battles, this weekend there are a couple extra.

• Thursday November 27 -
• Oakland Polo Rockridge BART. Oakland's regular weekly game every Thursday night.
• 8pm

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• Saturday November 29
• Lobot Gallery
• Special edition INDOOR POLO
• 10pm (after bike porn screening at 8pm)

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• Sunday November 30
  
• Ride SFO bike expo and polo at Cow Palace in SF.
  
• Special edition INDOOR POLO
  
• 3pm

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• Monday December 1st
  
• Every Monday night in the Mission come play
  
• Dolores Park
  
• Church and 18th
  
• 7pm

We heartily encourage you to check http://bikepolo.ca for an international discussion of the game's finer points and blunts.