3 cheers for the Red Room

++UPDATE++
The fine people at Joyride Cycles are into the porn AND want to go on a late night ride to a location for some night bike polo and other revelry. Be at the Red Room after the show.


++DOUBLE UPDATE++
the people who took down our image of the disk brake are possibly confused as we feel we have consent.

++TRIPLE UPDATE++
ok fine, the people who took down our image now realize that MOST people are not offended by bike parts.
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Today the Chain Whip Tour begins, and four happy-go-fucky bikers commit to traveling thousands of miles by car to spread the a message of cycling and sex.

Driving is hard on us, so please if you see us, offer us bourbon or a cookie.

First stop is Boise, Idaho

Bike Porn 3: Cycle Bound
Wednesday October 14th
Red Room
601 W. Main St.
9pm

The (Duncan) Idaho (Stop) Conspiricy

++UPDATE++
THE SHOW IS PLANNED TO APPEAR AT AN YET UNDISCLOSED LOCATION PLEASE STANDBY!







Apologies to just about everyone for the convoluted and somewhat obscure references to Dune and the "roll and go" style bike stops that are legal in Idaho.

What is going on in Idaho?

Every day we get an email asking where is the show? When is the show? How is the show?

Rather then tell talk about how great the show is, or when we want to show it in Boise (Wednesday, October 14th) lets talk about where the show is...

WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SHOW IS GONNA BE

... yet

Last year we had a good time at a "closed bar" and that was pretty great, but this year we need something more encouraging of the audiences' attention. Plus there is a live show to be had as well. So we need a place that can fit a dozen or fifty sexy bikers. Maybe that is your living room! Do you have a large space, decent stereo system and some chairs? email us today at BikeSmut@gmail.com

We know that displaying sexual anything in Idaho can be rough, but we are hoping that a miracle will happen and the sex starved people of Boise will get the bike porn they deserve!

Also we would like to apologize for that image. Objectifying a state like that is not cool.