Melting Rubbers - Burning Men

What desiccates and desecrates all at once? A massive alkaline desert packed with 70,000 carousers!

For 29 years people have left the comfort of their homes to eek out and share the art of suffering together in one of the least hospitable places on earth. Bike Smut has been invited to go every year of its existence and finally, on our final year we are making it happen!

we dont understand the evolution of tallbikes at Burning Man, but we are trying

For the first time for the last time we give bikesexual satisfaction to Black Rock City

Wednesday September 2nd

     Bike Camp 

Thursday September 3rd
Tender Hecklers Porch camp
9:15 and "A" Street

It is possible that another group will step forward and demand a screening but because we show (gasp! Pornography!) all the people who would normally want to help us are terrified that the Nevada police will show up.

BUT THE PRESENTATION OF BIKE SMUT IS NOT ALL WE ARE WORKING ON IN BRC!

We are proud to be loaning our creative juices to a new art project encouraging more safe sex practices! Behold the Emerald Phallus!

Give them money! Give them art! Give them your genitals to protect against the ravages of an uncaring planet! You can thank them and us later.


Q: HOT CUNT! What is it good for?
A: Melting Rubbers - Burning Men

Bikes Make Everyone Come Together

Happy VD! Not just venereal disease, Valentines Day! And the two have never been so well entwined than with this excellent bit of sexy PSA-ness:



WeComeTogether is an international group working to stop the spread of sexually transmitted diseases thu "prevention, treatment, care and support, including condoms and sex education, to those who need it most"

We think that is fabulous. There is a sentiment that STDs (now called STIs cause some infections are not diseases but really STDs sounds so much better and also almost spells STUD) are somehow not a problem anymore. The idea is if you get AIDS you can just go on incredibly expensive drugs for the rest of your life.
This line of thinking is dangerous enough that you might want to take a look at what wikipedia shows is one of the possible consequences of getting AIDS enhanced scabies. Fuck that hurts the eyeballs!

We are totally sex-positive so of course we love the video.  However an article from Rob Williams of The Independent quotes the rather overconfident Jo Hodges of London College of Communication. who describes it as "an open celebration of the joys of safer sex that targets people of all different ages, sexual orientations/preferences and genders."

All? Dubious, but lets count the ways

They got food, furry, age, gender-play, feather, leather, BDSM dogging (public sex outdoors),  and even CAR PORN!?!?

We congratulate the filmmakers for creating something that quickly shows a great swath of sexual representation, no matter the ignorance of some British experts.

At first we were mighty slighted by ignoring the quickly growing bikeseuxal segment of our population. But upon further contemplation, it is actually a compliment. We Come Together's mission is to bring sexual awareness to people who need it most, thus they must consider bikesexuals to already be ahead of the sex-positive curve for safe behavior. Frankly we agree. People who use their bodies for transportation may be more likely to be aware of the dangers of exposing their skin. Take for example our recent photo submission from Australia.

 We take serious pride in that compliment. Moreover we encourage you to engage a cyclist with some full face protection!

Coming soon: info about our shows in Europe and our theme for Bike Smut 8!

Filmmaker Focus #1 - Bondage Barbor

We share a lot of movies. Every year we get about a dozen film and videos from various artists around the world. Sometimes they are professionals wanting to stir their creative juices, other times they are 1st time filmmakers who got a crazy idea and decided to run with it.

This begins our weekly series where you the content starved bikesexuals get to learn a little more about the people who turn you on to getting off... on bikes!

FILMMAKER FOCUS

Right out of the gate, our 1st filmmaker has pushed all sorts of new limits for Bike Smut. Using consensual non-consent this film earned our 1st ever trigger warning:

I don't have much of a movie making back story.  The closest

 thing that resembles a back story would be one summer my room mate and I decided to make movies that year instead of starting a band like we did the previous summer.  We dicked around with cameras and editing on two VCRs.  I was trying to make a horror movie called Ketchuphead, where it's about a slasher in Chicago who kills people for putting ketchup on their hot dogs.  We shot a few scenes and it never really made it past that.   In 2006 I produced the D-Movie sci fi hit "Space Spider From Zagtron".

How did I come to bikes and bondage and hair... I think I had run out of room of places to shoot in my house, so I decided to scope out the garage.  I got to looking at all the junk and old tubes, etc -and thought maybe a bike themed movie.  And the hair.. .well, that's the main attraction of to my movies. Lots of hair, hair play, hair cutting, shaving, etc.  Bike Bondage was the 14th movie, and I guess I just always need to come up with new bondage situations!

Why do i like movie making?  It's the closest thing you can do to making dreams come true.  You can come up with an idea, a thought, a few words, something - and turn it into a tangible watchable feature that (hopefully) tells the story you want and looks like how it did in your head. Its the most absolute fun/creative/etc endeavor I have ever found myself doing.  You can turn an idea into reality. You can make something impossible happen.  you can trick people,. you can scare people, you can turn people on, you can create a whole feeling a whole #%@ mood with how you put together a movie. i like doing special effects, i like green screen trickery, i like imagining something and then trying to figure out how to do it with the resources i have. 




Why do i make the movies i do?  To provide an affordable service/product to the hair cutting/hair fetish community for unique high quality well done niche porn.  No one should have to beat off to bad camera-phone videos at crappy salons.

I actually had completed the movie about a few months before my boyfriend suggested i submit it to the festival.  the original non tour version is 18 minutes, which wouldn't work for tour, and is heavily focused on the boy's hair for large parts of time, which i to the hair fetishist is grade a 'bate material, but for the tour version, i scaled it back so you can get a taste of the all the aspects of his haircut, without taking away from the cliche-porn-storyboard plot.  i hope people gain erections and or some kind of arousal from my movies, or an awakening of being turned on by watching a hair cut.

I feel my features are fairly mild, and for many of my viewers, a large part of the hair cutting fantasy is not having consent from the barber.  I love to capture the simulated fear and anticipation  the coaxing, etc of the hair cut.  I'm sure there are many themes in my movies that people find disturbing or offensive, and those people aren't watching my movies, and even more likely not even searching for them.  The thing is, if you have these sexual thoughts, fantasies, fetishes - it's a guarantee you're looking it up online.  If one person's looked up 'forced haircut fantasy' - then you know plenty of others are also.   

I don't know what I think about trigger warnings really.   I don't really think people pay much attention to any kind of warnings, generally.  I mean, sure there's subjects I'm not too keen on reading about or etc, but there's not a lot to "trigger" for me, personally. I think the whole point behind TW's - is for people who actually have something to trigger off of  - and we're not just talking about people being  merely 'upset'.  So maybe over all, if I had to choose a pro or con for this, I'd kinda lean toward being pro trigger warnings.  Because if you're the type of person (like me, for example) ignores warnings anyway, then all it does is benefit someone who DOES read warnings. 

What do I say to people who think this doesn't qualify as porn?  If you jerk off to it,  it's porn.   I made this movie for people to jerk off to, so I call it porn.  If you don't, then it's not. 

Consent Is Sexy - The NSFW Trailer

Perhaps you saw it on Queer Porn Tube already, or maybe someone was Tweeting or FaceCracking about it or maybe you are a regular on FleshBot (they wrote about this a week ago already!), if so this might not be that exciting, but if not hold on for the most graphic and consensual trailer of bike fucking porn you have ever seen!

Active consent is the hallmark of those striving for sex-positivity, but just those terms are seriously challenging. What do those words mean? Moreover who is to define what "sex-positive" is and what is not? Seemingly it is easier to talk about it in similar terms as art, in that "we know it when we see it". The same goes for the opposite, as in Mr. Burns' classic line, "I don't know art, but I know what I hate."

Most porn is attempts to create the insane ideal of easy sex without strings or worry. To appease that most primal, lizard-brain parts of our existence. It is a fantasy but when mass producers of hardcore, "Hi, my name is Dick-In-Your-Ass" porn are the only voices heard, immediate gratification is a nightmare.

This is something we touched on years ago when we first heard about Make Love Not Porn.  We live in a society with a generation of kids whose parents do not want to engage in awkward conversations about sex and whose health programs are under attack by puritanical "abstinence only" sexual fear mongers. Thus these youth are learning about sex from the only available source.

Rather than blame mass produced porn for being mass produced porn, Cindy Gallop wisely decrees our need for more diverse voices to put all these ideas into context. Because there are ways to have sex where you don't rudely shove your phallus up a butthole, then into a mouth to then jizz on their face... but it would seem kids these days might not know they have an alternative to this kind of interaction. Thus the importance of sharing your desires with your lovers and your community! If you want active consent  (and things that go with it like intolerance to rape culture) to be a more common part of your life and the lives of your friends you should share these ideas!

Bike Smut is just one way to get this kind of great ideas into a community, but there are dozens of other site that feature words, pictures, and videos of excellent sex-positive intentions, perfect for learning more about.

Crash Pad Series - inclusive queer porn
Miss Maggie Mayem - radical words to challenge any dogma on sex, drugs
Indie Porn Revolution - artsy, entertaining, all-inclusive, and totally DIY.
Girlfriend Films - mainstream lesbian porn by lesbians for lesbians

Did we miss anything? How about the dick?!? We have noticed a curious lack of homosexual, sex-positive activity out there. We have a delightful plethora of cunt on display at Bike Smut this year and have been trying to get more homosexual activity included in our program. Does anyone out there in the vastness of the nets know of a good website with lots of sex-positive homosexual male action? We don't want to leave anyone out but we have been told that "biking is totally gay" most of our lives, and yet...

Please leave your thoughts and suggestions in the comments below, thanks!