Melting Rubbers - Burning Men

What desiccates and desecrates all at once? A massive alkaline desert packed with 70,000 carousers!

For 29 years people have left the comfort of their homes to eek out and share the art of suffering together in one of the least hospitable places on earth. Bike Smut has been invited to go every year of its existence and finally, on our final year we are making it happen!

we dont understand the evolution of tallbikes at Burning Man, but we are trying

For the first time for the last time we give bikesexual satisfaction to Black Rock City

Wednesday September 2nd

     Bike Camp 

Thursday September 3rd
Tender Hecklers Porch camp
9:15 and "A" Street

It is possible that another group will step forward and demand a screening but because we show (gasp! Pornography!) all the people who would normally want to help us are terrified that the Nevada police will show up.

BUT THE PRESENTATION OF BIKE SMUT IS NOT ALL WE ARE WORKING ON IN BRC!

We are proud to be loaning our creative juices to a new art project encouraging more safe sex practices! Behold the Emerald Phallus!

Give them money! Give them art! Give them your genitals to protect against the ravages of an uncaring planet! You can thank them and us later.


Q: HOT CUNT! What is it good for?
A: Melting Rubbers - Burning Men

Birth of a Bikesexual Nation

Marisa Black has been a frequent and popular writer for Dodson and Ross for some time. This summer she decided to take her transportation in her hands, not knowing exactly where it would deliver her spirits.

Getting my crotch accustomed to the pressure was a challenge. But in a surprisingly short period of time, long stints became much easier, even pleasurable, on my tender bits.

 But that is just the beginning of a fabulous Bike Sexual tale that deserves to be heard and shared the world over! Click here to hop in the saddle!

Certainly my love affair with Dawn the Bike includes sexual aspects. Being physical and exerting myself increases my feeling of residing inside my body, ramping up my already-high libido. The vibration of turning wheels travels through the frame and makes my vulva quiver. That long, sustained, self-created vibe in my cunt leaves me abuzz. The edge of the saddle pressing against my lips elicits a quiet smile. Just the thought of time on my bike causes my thighs to twitch and my groin to contract. Being on my bike, my beloved Dawn, has become a highly erotic activity.

Exciting verbiage, but little can compare with this closer!

"The sense of capability, of taking myself where I want to go, by my own power, is beyond the literal aspects of linear movement. Bicycling is capable empowerment. I can do this. I can go places. I can take myself there. My body is a vehicle of transformation"

 SO AWESOME!

thnaks Ms Black!

Turning TriXXX in Seattle!

Summer!

When the heat of the city boils the streets and your tires resulting in a forced marriage of rubber and tar it's summer.

Cascadia in the summertime feels pretty magical. Packs of friends cruising around between shows or gatherings while other packs are sprinting through a turn in graceful formation. The seemingly limitless potential of every night give a sense of excitement you can taste as every opportunity to stop and post up on a bench or bluff yields new choices as groups interact and share bikers like so many positively charged atoms would share electrons.

Seattle, get your covalent bondage on!

The Seattle premiere is coming up quick and includes "The Bike Wizard" a hardcore threesome with snappy editing, hilarious dialogue and expressed consent. Directed by local queer porn star, Jessie Sparkles!

Bike Smut 6: Turning TriXXX
Sunday, August 19th
20/20 Cycles (20th and Union)
Doors at 7, preshow at 7:15, show at 7:30
$10,   18+

Come get some magic at our final 2012 screening in Cascadia!

Francophilia, la deuxième

France. We've been there. Planted our flag on that cheesy soil. What more could this land yield?






























Oh my! Quelle excitation!

More queer squatted bike porn for everyone!
Tuesday the 27th, 21.00h
Le Trou De Balle, 89 Rue de Fenouillet, Toulouse
Following the leotard workshop.

A new Gaulish venture begins now, as Bike Smut heads back across the Pyrenees to zip through the south of France, beginning with Toulouse on Tuesday, followed quickly by Grenoble, Dijon, Lyon and Annecy, all in one week. Marseille? Can they make it happen in time? Get on it, Marseille!

We got a Texas-sized "educational model"

We are rolling though Texas and have been making sure we are not packing too much heat.




Not to fear the Bike Porn Tour always has just enough obscene devices. Five "educational models" per person!

sniffing saddles, chubbing out

Sometimes folks ask us about our boundaries. What is too far? What makes the bike pornographers go, "EW! NO FUCKING WAY AM I DOING THAT!" We all have boundaries (even if we dont know it yet), and some would say that any sexual interaction with an inanimate object is perverse and unholy. We say look at saddles these days and tell us that is not holey!

We are familiar with the interest in saddle play, in fact we even documented some rather candid confessions in the past.



Truly the importance of alcohol to the porn industry cannot be overstated.

But now things are different. Saddle lickers, we would like you to take a deep breath, and try to remember what it was like before the shit storm (really more of a vaginal storm) that is about to hit our cultural landscape makes it so that you will never again have a breath air void of sweaty saddle fragrance. (uh SFW but not really)



Wow! Did you get all that? We figured it was a swingers gym, like "24 hr Fit Ass" or "Gold's Gym and Shower." But in this case more likely to be called "Sweat n Sniff".

What an interesting symbiotic relationship... a beautiful woman riding a stationary bike and a gentleman pervert (like a gentleman farmer) handsome enough that we could comfortable with him sniffing our used saddles. Making it so that the next user of the stationary bike doesn't have to spin in someone else's secretions.There are many questions raised by the website's introductory movie. The first is a matter of practicality. Are we obligated to pay 25 euros or can we just not wash our fingers/labia for a while and get something similar?

Are people in the industry expected to keep the smell of sex on their person at all times to maintain their competitive edge?

Why are their t-shirts almost $10 more expensive than their perfume? Perhaps they are sweat free.

Somewhere down the line we end up wondering "what will they do next?" What new product will the industry wrought and how do simple bloggers take advantage of these trends? Bike Porn Industries could probably start pumping out our own line of juices. We do have interns now, after all... Is "esSEXence" trademarked?

We know its all confusing with thousands of people working full time jobs to sell us things we can get for free in a way that we never before thought possible. Even the scent of a thief is available:


Somewhere between Chub Hub, and Chubby Husbandry there is a market for a simple product that is commonly available, travels in your pocket, stays "fresh" and can be used anytime you feel a little...more...