Ride As Bare As You Dare in Troy, NY!

This afternoon enjoy a Bare As You Dare ride!

 
This ride is clothing optional, which means express yourself however you like. Be creative! We are protected in our rights both constitutionally and within city & state codes to bike in as much (optional) nudity as we want since this ride falls under artistic, political, and educational expression.

Bare As You Dare Bike Ride!

Troy Bike Rescue

3280 6th ave 

FREE

4pm

We will meet at Troy Bike Rescue (TBR) to conduct bike safety checks, decorate, and get comfy before the ride. Any kind of non-motorized transportation is welcome. Helmets are encouraged.
Most of all, it is a fun and lively event that allows us to make bicycling super visible and celebrate our liberation on many fronts! Then great ready for the last ever Troy screening of Bike Smut!

 

Troy, Ready For the Bikesexual Future

Although it may not appear on the top 10 lists of any swanky magazines, Troy, New York has been keep their underground festive and lively, building their culture on their own. That kind of entrepreneurial spirit lends itself to appreciating other DIY kinda activities. So it is really exciting when we have talented hosts who want to actually take advantage of our presence and ACTUALLY *ADD* to the overall event!

It's like my excellent hosts in Milan once said, "Ya know, we a-love the Bike Schmoot, its great but the best part is not the films, its the pretext for our community to make our own bikesexual art"

Whew. When my people get it... they get it!

In the first year Bike Smut came to Troy was only two programs ago for The Porny Express. Reverend Phil was bike touring across North America and had to do some creating routing to grom from Montreal to Burlington back to the Capital District, then back to Boston, but they totally made it worth it and hosted a fun quick show... and The Troy Bike Rescue gave Rev.Phil one of the best, most confusing t-shirts ever!

srsly, there's a heart riding a bike, with a hypodermic needle as an eyeball... and some exposed rib cage, perhaps?

 The following year we had the right people lined up and sure enough they made sure to make it more involved with more people and more fun! Extra events and silly games were planned including a naked bike ride that was a series of Cop Cars following very slowly and creeping people out until we crossed the bridge out of their jurisdiction and all the drivers backed up behind them started passing us with great indifference to our well-being. The peril was no match for our optimism! As even as bikes were needing repair the team gathered and made it a fun time for all.

Now we have a community of sexy bike people, who are gonna make it a really exciting night!

Come celebrate liberation on wheels!



We will meet at Troy Bike Rescue (TBR) to conduct bike safety checks, decorate, and get comfy before the ride. Any kind of non-motorized transportation is welcome. Helmets are encouraged.

Bare As You Dare Bike Ride!

Troy Bike Rescue

3280 6th ave 

FREE

4pm

  
This ride is clothing optional, which means express yourself however you like. Be creative! We are protected in our rights both constitutionally and within city & state codes to bike in as much (optional) nudity as we want since this ride falls under artistic, political, and educational expression.

Most of all, it is a fun and lively event that allows us to make bicycling super visible and celebrate our liberation on many fronts! Then great ready for the last ever Troy screening of Bike Smut!

Bike Smut 9: Science Friction in Troy, NY

Sunday, August 28

The Ranch - 442 2nd St.

6pm

$7

with snacks, libations, and LIVE PERFORMANCES!

with beer from Rare Form
adult material from eXpressions
 intrigue va La Domaine Esemar

Come Again, Troy

Troy got a little excited with the upcoming theme, Science Friction and decided to get a head start... 

Tuesday May 12 in Troy, NY
FB event page


READY YOUR EYES AND EARS FOR A FEAST OF CYCLOSEXUALITY UNPARALLELED IN ALL OF THE MULTIVERSE.

6PM .... MEETUP AT TROY BIKE RESCUE
6:30PM .... CLOTHING-OPTIONAL BIKE RIDE
7PM .... ARRIVE AT HANGAR, POTLUCK
8PM .... BIKESMUT FILM SCREENING
LATER ... ENJOY EACH OTHER

ALL YOUR BIKE ARE BELONG TO US.

----------end of TRANSmission-----------

A clothing-optional bike ride will meet up at Troy Bike Rescue at 6pm to see the space, fix flats, minor repairs, and get ready to ride. Come as you are, be comfortable, and don't forget your helmet. We pedal off at 6:30 on a northern loop using the Uncle Sam Bike Path, arriving at The Hangar by 7pm.

From there, local groups will present, live performance may happen, and everyone can enjoy beer provided by Rare Form Brewing Company. Potluck is open so feel free to bring your own snacks to share and be shared with.

At 8pm the Bike Smut: Bike Porn screening will begin outside behind the Hanger (weather-permitting) bike-in movie style. Bring blankets and other comforts if you like.

$7 at the door, $1 off if you donate feminine products to the Helens of Troy.

So drink beer or not!
Wear clothes or not!
Donate a tampon or diva cup or not!

Its your life and your choice but we encourage you to fill it full of joy and liberation!

Getting a little hot under the Collar City

For the first time ever Bike Smut visits Troy, NY! AKA Collar City due to all the shirts made there. We think we will leave some hella awesome stains all over this collar...  

So come out and get a little seedy in the C.D! (aka Capitol District)

Thursday, October 24 "Undisclosed BikeSmut Venue" for info contact Guy.dammit@gmail.com 8pm $5 - 10, no one turned away 18 or older Potluck beforehand
FB event page: https://www.facebook.com/events/1428465000709707

Troy claims to be the historical home of Uncle Sam (guess even fictitious people gotta have a home)

See how he gleams!

uncle sam, as he appeared in Transformers 4: Patriot Action

Bike Smut has used Uncle Sam to make a point about fucking bikes before. Golly its been a long time since we pulled this particular image out of this rabbit's arse.