DIY Bikesexual Bliss

 Oh the glory of it all!



We love this time of year, Spring has SPRUNG, the oppressive snow and overcast is beaten back replaced by glorious sun, meaning the streets are clear for the bikesexuals to come out and play! And oh boy are they playing in Montreal! We are expecting no fewer than three exciting submissions from those fabulous francophiles including an epic porn with such production values that there is a Facebook page already buzzing with excitement about it!

We are so giddy with excitement that we had to share these words direct:

Reverend Phil,
I just shot a smut for this year's bikesmut... it was so exciting!
I had the best time i have had in my life and was with the sexiest people i have known in my life. Thank you so much directly and indirectly for this inspiration... postproduction starts now... and onto the deadline we rush...
talk to you later,
love
m

Truth!

There is but 9 days left to submit your short movie. Make it with bikes, sex and make it fast!
DEADLINE MAY 25th!


Check the latest on the Brazen Saddles!

Turning our Final Trixxx in Oakland

UPDATE: ADDED BONUS!

We have just added Fucking Sculptures to our list of excellent sponsors. That means we some lucky audience member will walk away with a handcrafted sex toy from this excellent local business valued at more then $140!!

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Its always a little sad to close a chapter of Bike Smut. We travel 1000s of miles such amazing movies and we never want the joy to end! But just as every rose has its thorn, so too every bike tube deflates and every erection falls. But before letting those bike dicks go soft lets have a massive blow out!

Friday, May 17
Sudo Room
2141 Broadway
8:30,  $5-10 donation
adults only and you should all dress fabulous! 

Ya want a Facebook Invite



Please join us for this final screening of Turning Trixxx at our favorite new place in Oakland, the Sudo Room! We have been fans of hacker spaces since before the turn of the Millennium, when we cut our teeth getting goofy with the geek of Free Geek in Portland. Years later it is encouraging to hear how folks still recognize the `Geek as one of the earliest pioneers in community technology centers. The folks at Sudo Room have been hosting a plethora of exciting workshops and we are excited to pop their porno cherry! Sexual health is absoultly crucial and all too often overlooked.

After this final screening of Turning Trixxx we move onto our new program of erotic bike films, Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express. You still have time to make your own bikesexual fantasies come true!

Dick On A Bike

Is it getting hot in the streets or is it just me?



Exploding soon in an Oakland near you!

Porny Express Extention!

ITS OVER! You can no longer make a movie for us! Too late too bad!

uh wait, no you have a couple weeks left.

Clever viewers have taken note that all our printed matter say the deadline is May 25th. So in order to avoid the challenges of extending deadlines we just moved the first "deadline" forward.*

This means you still have a couple weeks left to craft YOUR VISION of bikesexuality!

We don't put your movies online, we don't make DVDs that we distribute. You maintain ownership of the movie and maintain your rights and we keep your privacy as safe as you like. Don't worry about your grandpa finding out, because we only show these excellent movies at screenings with loads of consensual, self-proclaimed adults.

We would love your movie to be on the theme of "the Porny Express" with its hint of western action. What if your movie is off-theme? No problem! We just want to give you an idea to play with. Go wherever your mind takes you.

Skateboard porn? Sounds great! Moped? ... maybe. We should talk. Mostly we want it to be human powered (okay gravity-powered is fine too). For it is the joy of how sexy it feels to move under your own power that we are celebrating.  Oh and sex-positive culture too.

"What the fuck is sex positive" you ask? You got a dirty mouth; and we are thrilled to hear your dirty talk.!

Sex positive means we encourage more acceptance of our difference than judging of our bodies and quirks. There's so many things that make us who we are which is way more interesting than feeling the compulsion to conform to some ideal. We will use our fucking sweet brains to beat back the culture of shame.

But here is a pretty smart summery of what sex positive means:

What I Mean When I Say I’m Sex-Positive via http://pervocracy.tumblr.com/

• I think freedom of sexuality is something that we all need and very few of us have
• I think sexual pleasure is a legitimate thing to want and ethically pursue
• I do not judge people for the (consensual) sex that they have or want
• I will not tolerate slut-shaming
• I will not tolerate hatred of people based on gender or orientation (including asexual)
• I will not tolerate hatred of sex workers
• I believe comprehensive, honest, non-judgmental sex education is necessary for public health and happiness
• I think understanding of sexual consent—what it is, why it matters—is sorely lacking in society and crucially important
• I reject preconceptions of what kind of sexuality a person should have, whether these preconceptions are based on gender, age, culture, disability, survivor status, or basically anything else
• I value people’s individual freedom of choice in determining their sex lives (including the choices not to have sex)

What I Don’t Mean

• Everyone should have sex
• Everyone should have kinky, non-monogamous, exhibitionistic, pansexual sex
• Accepting someone’s sexuality means you have to participate in it, watch them engage in it, or hear about it in detail
• Nothing related to sex is ever hurtful for anyone
• Feminism should be all about sex
• Sex fixes everything

So now ya know.

You got your human-powered transport
You got your sex-positive culture
You got your burning desire to share it with others in a safe way.

SO DO IT! 
MAKE YOUR FUCKING BIKESEXUAL DREAMS COME TRUE TODAY!

DEADLINE  MAY 25th

click here for more info

* Please do not tell us the inanity of having multiple deadlines. This engrish language has as much rigidity as a slug fucking a slinky on a staircase. We absolve ourselves, so there.

Oakland Extracurricular Bikesexuality

Our friends in Oakland are making rad things happen this weekend!

MacArtBlur

Friday, May 3rd 6-11pm
Saturday, May 4th 1-6
Flava' Packet - W. MacArthur @ Market - 2$ donation

Dozens of paintings by local artists adorn the gallery walls. Deeper into the complex, you will find more elaborate and hidden mysteries that obscure the normal conventions of the art world. How deep the rabbit hole goes is up to you. We welcome you to climb through the nest, ride a pedal powered ferris wheel, get lost in a cardboard cave, find yourself immersed in mind-bending soundscapes, meet and greet local inspirators, and express your ideas in the wishing well - a collective consciousness suggestion box. All these things and more will be happening at the Flava’ Packet during MacArtBlurr!

DIY Cloth Menstrual Pads Workshop

Saturday, May 4th, 2pm
Sudo Room - 
Come learn how to make beautiful and practical cloth pads out of old clothing! Materials will be provided, but if you want, you can bring old ripped-up clothing (preferably soft, natural fibers), needles, thread, snaps or buttons. This workshop is intended for people who menstruate and for people who have friends who menstruate (and want to make them lovely presents). We will also go over a dizzying array of cool lady products beyond the cloth pad, and have fun cost-comparisons of different options.


https://sudoroom.org/wiki/page/Hacking_Sexual_Health