Old Bikes, Fresh Legs, Hot Sauce!

The rumors we started are no longer true; Bike Smut is NOT touring! STILL!

We've had a plucky team for this bike-powered tour across Europe starting in Athens, Greece. However because we love them and you and also ourselves we are not hosting social gatherings.




So what will we bring with us this time? Our first go around we had our amazing international superstar, Gi GI Malibu meet us in Hamburg with two liters of Tapatio hot sauce. And the option of having a gallon of Sriracha is tempting. But then, Valentina is the pound for pound champion. THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM! You may not realize the hardest part of traveling in Europe is finding spicy food.

Also, we need lots of help finding rad fucking people who want to help us provide a rad fucking experience for their rad fucking community. Do you know them? Connect the dots! DO IT NOW!

Athens on The Porny Express

Hi Georgia! It seems only a week ago we were wondering what would happen... would this opportunity slip by or would our local bike fuckers down south take advantage of their only opportunity to witness the greatest collection of radical, DIY, human powered pornography ever?

At the moment we have 6 shows over the next 12 days. That's how bad the southeast wants to jump on board and ride!

Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express
Wednesday, December 11th
Little Kings
223 W Hancock Ave
10pm    $5 donation    21+

  "Next time Atlanta"

AND HEY! DID YOU SEE THE UK IS GETTING A WINTER TOUR w BikeSmutQueen MissPoppyCox?!?

Gorgia on my jock... er mind... er never mind...

Given the delightful plethora of sexy bikers about the Deep South, Bike Smut has been kicking back and taking account of its journeys. It wasnt long ago that the prospect of blanketing europe in our viscus lube seemed a laughable idea. Now that it has been accomplished we will try to keep things in perspective. A more through and hopefully pictorial trip down memory lane will be in order soon, but tonight we got hot bike sex to deliver!

THIS IS A- MER- A- FUCKING- CA!!

we do have our doubts about how many miles she rides on this particular bike

Starting with a sweet micro house show TONIGHT in Athens, GA!

• Peach Pit
• 732 Pulaski
• 10pm  (ish)
• donations of shaking booties accepted

Friday we are in Savannah and Saturday in Jacksonville (reuniting with the Zombies)

image credit to The Epic Ride

It's all columns on 11/11/11

The Orgasm Trail heads to Athens, GA! 

Only a few months ago we were conquering the south of Europe in Athens, Greece and now we push down into the south of the USA to Athens, GA. 

Hope we can erect more columns in some budding bike-sexual's pants, tomorrow evening! 

Ben's Bikes
9pm
$8 donation w/ a raffle ticket and a cup for beer!