Seattle Naked Bike Ride - TODAY!

Zowie! in just about an hour a delightful horde of naked bikers will begin engaging the people with full frontal awesome!

The streets are made for people and we are in town to help people know their inherent right to better sex and better transportation. You don't have to be completely nude to join  the World Naked Bike Ride. We encourage you to be "as bare as you dare." (but we always wear shoes.) Our Bike Smut organizers were also quoted in this article in the Portland Mercury that includes lots of other useful tips.

Every year, in cities around the world, thousands ride bikes naked to celebrate human-powered transport and the power and individuality of the human body. WNBR demonstrates the vulnerability of cyclists on the road and offers a simple, cheap, healthy + fun alternative to car culture.

• July 7th 
• 2:30 pm 
• Olympic Sculpture Park Beach

Its Free! (you probably could give someone a donation, but you will have to find them)
Its Fun! (its all smiles from all sorts of body shapes and sizes everywhere!)

It Political! (a protest against oil dependency)

We hope you join us

Freedom From Pants!

Glory be! Our comrades in Minneapolis, the Queer Bike Gang brought forth the joy that is riding a bike without pants!

And while it might not pack quite the same political punch of a World Naked Bike Ride it was still a powerful message of healthy bodies, regardless of shape or size having fun in the streets. Bike Smut proudly salutes these brave defenders of our liberty.

viva sans pantleon!

photos via http://grouchosports.com/
and http://morcmtb.org/

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The videos keep coming! Here is a nice long view of Portland's Naked Bike Ride as it crossed the Burnside Bridge and came up to Sandy Blvd. 100s of naked bodies pass in only a couple minutes.

 

 Reverend Phil asks "Why? Why is it so popular to engage in this spectacle?" If you have any thoughts on the topic please leave them below.

A tribute to Sapphic Bike Love

Today is the day! We have toiled for countless hours, suffered a half dozen hard drive failures, twisted chains, got covered in grease and that was just the foreplay.

But none of that compares to what the filmmakers have done to make it so that we could present these movies to you!

Tonight we get to share all our hard work of traveling and expressing our commitment to the joy and liberation that come with sex and cycling. And damn are we ever excited to bring it!

Here is an almost SFW taste!

Exciting!

Bike Smut 6: Turning TriXXX 

Friday June 29 

Clinton St Theater (26th and SE Clinton) 

at 9 and 11pm 

$7 (half price tickets available for the 11pm show for a few more hours!)

After Party People

One might think it is foolishly arrogent to plan for a sweet after party days before the party has even started. What is the point of the afterparty, but the sweet excitement of having loads of people who unamiously agree, "This feeling must not end!"

That's what a world premiere is like. No one in the audience has a clue what is about to come next and that thrill and mystery builds the anticipation to another level. With the most graphic program we have ever curated and excellent sponsors who can offer you:

• beer (Ninkasi)
• indy movies (Portland Underground Film Festival)
• sex enlightenment (Sex Workers Outreach Coalition) 
• sex outdoors (Ecosexual Symposium)
• orgasms (As You Like It)

When it is all over what will you do? Dance? Drink? Fuck? All of the above in the streets? Oh, the tyranny of choice! It is understandable that you might be suffering from some anxiety due simply to the  head-spinning caused by the possibility of so much fun!!

Let us solve your dilemma (slightly) with one more sponsor
Shift (free bike fun)

MULTHNOMAH COUNTY BIKE FAIR

Saturday, June 30th @ 2pm be at SE 12th and Alder 

in sunny Portland, fucking Cascadia!

Your home for kickass, DIY, older-than-Pedalpalooza free-fun times!

Join us for something a little different. A few hundred of your friends and strangers gathered to listen to music, compete in races, watch tall bike jousting, and plenty of good old fashioned DIY bike fun!


Wasthat?? You think 2pm the following day does not count as an afterparty?  Well we think it doesn't matter when  you start partying, it matters when you stop! The power is in you! 

yea captin, prob some energy drinks too!

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Music by Love Bomb Go Go

Words by Steph

Bodies by naked bikers of Cascadia

Joy by Shift2Bikes



Tomorrow we will have a much longer and more satisfying video for your carnal viewing pleasure.

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Something was screwing in the land of Blogger, and half of our favorite BikePortland photographs from Portland's evening World Naked Bike Ride had issues and failed!

So we are bringing them back in full glory!

All images via BikePortland. Thanks for documenting and sharing our display of vulnerability!

BikeSmut 6: Turning TriXXX

OH IT IS ON!

Bike Smut has never been more graphic.

More revolutionary sex!

More queer bike!

More awesome performances!

More Bike Love!

MORE! MORE! MORE!

ENCORE!  ENCORE!

Bike Smut 6 is Turning TriXXX across North America

With films from two feminist porn award winners, as well as entries from 6 different European countries, we have never been so excited to share this art. Below we have a list of all the brilliant and diverse films you will see at the show!

Slut <3 Bike <3 Love  (2:40)

Sarah Armstrong & Rødbro, 2012, Copenhagen, Denmark

A story of bike-sexual sluts and their search for freedom in the city.  A gang of girls get on their bikes to see what they can find.

Altbau - Kriterium Softporn (2:15)

Muchar Living Pictures, 2011, Graz, Austria

An erotic dream of indoor bicycle racing.

Monella (Frivolous Lola) (Exert)

Tinto Brass, 1998, Italy

Tinto Brass has been long considered the King of European erotica and is most famous for the film ‘Caligula’. ‘Monella’ is from much later in his career, but opens with one of the most charming scenes of bike-sexulaity in mainstream cinema.

A Ride (5:32) 

AntionnexVx, 2011, London, UK

One room, one chair, two characters dressing up for a ride.

Lexo City Bike Tour (3:20)

Lexo, 2012, Italy

An Italian woman ass-erts herself on a city-provided bike.

Crash Into You (5:00)

Courtney Trouble, Bianca Stone and Arabelle Raphael, 2012, Oakland, CA

Queer porn hotties Courtney Trouble and Bianca Stone find themselves covered in grease after some careless riding ends in a dramatic bike crash. They kiss and make up and go to rinse off. They scrub each other squeaky clean, and make sure to get each other off before they get back on their bikes.

Saddle Sore (5:30)

Pandora Blake, 2012, Surrey, UK

Molly has arranged to meet her girl in the woods for a picnic, but Pandora has other things on her mind. She knows how horny it makes Molly to have her bottom smacked, and that gorgeous bum looks so sexy perched on her bike saddle that Pandora tells her lover to stay there while she spanks her.

PUMP! (6:04)

Rev Mook, 2012, Los Angeles, CA

A girl riding in the desert gets a flat, soft tire. Unable to find help, she discovers a bike pump! Unfortunately the pump fails to get the tire hard enough for her liking, so she explores alternative methods to convince the pump to make the tire hard.

Smut Noir (3:45) 

Megan D. and Jenn H., 2012, Portland, OR

A private detective is on the hunt for a notorious bike thief.  When she finally tracks down the culprit,  she hits her with some hard punishment. These three-time Bike Smut contributors have chosen to use the noir style for their latest work.

Bike Maintenance (6:00)

Adrian, 2011, Berlin, Germany

A self-described chronic masturbator and bike lover services himself and his bike at the same time.

The Bike Wizard (6:15)

Jessie Sparkles, 2012, Seattle, WA

Two budding bike-sexuals are confused about how things go together. Good thing the Bike Wizard is around to help them figure things out.

Fixed Gears and Fast Girl (Exert)

Madison Young, Girlfriend Films, 2012, San Francisco, CA

A peak at an epic lesbian bike porn adventure. Feminist Porn award winner, Madison Young, explores the many ways queer bike messengers might get frisky during an average day at work. One of the only bike porns to ever been released on DVD.

Come Find Me (21:33) 

Courtney, Trouble, Poppy Cox and Rev Phil, 2012, Oakland, CA

A woman wakes up to an enticing polaroid, inviting her on a bike powered scavenger hunt.  After a lot of teasing she gets her thrilling reward.  

After 6 years, we still do not make DVDs or put these films online. The only way to see this program is to come to a screening.

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Gadzooks! One might think with all the hubub we would be able to post pictures of beautiful naked bodies gloriously traversing the barriers time, space and modesty FOREVER.

We sure hope so.

motorists are encouraged to flee their vehicles at once

 

defending the streets for bodies

dancing naked *IS* political protest

wants you to ride, EVERYDAY

More pictures are available, thanks to our very own
defenders of mobile liberty, PDX Bike Swarm
!!!

Riding Nature

in April we had the life-affirming blessing of meeting and watching porn with Annie Sprinkle. That was amazing and we were inspired. We decided to do a weekly show with all new content in the month of May to help get you SPRUNG!

And now we get to help blaze the singletrack to merging radical sexuality with fucking nature! Gently!

Its the EcoSex Symposium!

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FRIDAY, JUNE 29, 2012

Opening Ceremony
EcoSex Symposium Skype In: Annie Sprinkle & Beth Stephens call us from their backyard!

Opening Keynote
The New Orgasmic Revolution on Planet Earth" by Serena Anderlini D'Onofrio

Conveniently coinciding with our upcoming world premiere of BikeSmut 6: Turning TriXXX

 w00t!