Cascadian Reunion

Today we return to the cradle of bikesexuality, Bike Porn's Tigris and Euphrates. The origination of all this awesomeness!

On Saturday we play a show in Vancouver BC, and next week we have shows in Olympia and Seattle, but TOMORROW (uh, Thursday May 27th) we bring it back to Bellingham for TWO BIG SHOWS!

• Thursday 5/27/2010 Bellingham
• Pickford Cinema
• 1416 Cornwall Ave
• 8:00 and 10:15 pm
• $9.50 or only $7 for members
• adults only

Returning to the Cascades... this far off goal has been in the back of our minds since February. Now it is only a few hours away!

photo credit to pedalebarrique

Tonight in Bellingham!

It is Thursday Sept 18th and time for the world premiere of Bikexploitation Recalibration

Make your way to the Pickford Cinema early for one of two screenings

7p and 9:15p

Hopefully there will be no more riots.

bad sex is its own punishment

Enough discouragement of all things humpy! Prudes can spend a lifetime explaining why anything other than sex for reproductive purposes with a single life partner with whom you have had an extravagant ritual (and possibly in exchange for a dowry) is WRONG WRONG WRONG.

But we shall mock their baseless puritanical claims wagging our collective genitalia at them. With our furious raspberries, hand gestures and logic we shall drive the uptight prudes out to swim in a sea of frigid discontent!

Or possibly we'll go about our normal, fucking amazing lives as if it is no big deal. Just like Dinh Dai Ngan, who this summer has opened the first sex shop in all of Vietnam, Chac nhu bap, which translates as "hard as corn."

"Sex is a normal thing, just like when you feel thirsty, you drink water. Why should we shy away from our basic needs?" he says.

Bringing safe, smart, comfortable sex culture to the masses is a daunting task. Many communities have suffered though horrendous periods of repressive belief systems. Those that contribute to fear and ignorance are directly responsible for many sex crimes as well as a metric shit ton of bad sex. Listless sex must end. Demand better sex today!

And so it is with great pride that we announce the second ever cascadian bike porn tour: "Cascadian Bikexploitation" Now with 100% more Olympia!

September 15-20 expect wonderful fucking bike action across the Northwest.

• 9/18 - Pickford Cinema, Bellingham
• 9/20 - Kangaroo House (FBK) Seattle
• 9/22 - Capitol Theater, Olympia
• 10/2 - Hollywood Theater, Portland
  

News of our SW tour to come soon. Please maintain a ready position

packing Bellingham full... TWICE!

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what is a fiasco?

is it a disaster that goes good? I think i can recount it

* bike porn lost in Arlington
* 3 bike porn tourists show up and throw down and realize we didn't bring it
* bike porn found at the absurdly nicest peoples home in all cascadia
* Woody and Coco, our Couchserfer hookup drive fast to the goods
* the pickford cinema hosts TWO over-capacity screenings at 90+ people each
(one theat to call the fire department was taken care of as we found legal room for all the people)
* the porn crew stubles out into the late night Cornwall action
* some street heckling/bike porn lyrics to tubby drunk gangsta yelling at a girl "hey bitch where you going"
* he steps to the bike porn
* he gets clowned
* his friends show up
* i have to bob and weave to avoid getting creamed by HUGE mofos in more chains that a prison guard and too sober for my comfort
* situation difused eventually
* my glasses found
* bikers roll away
* a meth head walking down the middle of the street wearing all black gets warned
* Tackler lets her have it (totally an accident)
* Lauren is embarrased/tramatized/crying, meth head is screaming in "pain"
* methhead demands to have the ambulence called, then passes her pipe to laruen to dispose of
* more drunk ganstas drive up we direct them to the open lane without people laying in the street
* they slow down... then gun it into a our host, the Worms' Shawn's bike, which his my baby, Duff#Five.
* the firedept and police show up and assess
* we roll on, lick our wounds and harass Yellow Brake Maitland's sister and husband who live in town.

and now it starts raining... perfect time to go ride out bikes to annother country

and that's where we are at. if someone has a more detailed review (maybe more about the porn, just email me revphil*AT*gmail*COM

Bellingham Take Two... Loads of Porn

The Pickford Cinema just contacted me with exciting news. Due to popular demand they have requested a 2nd screening of Bike Porn.

So while I cant even get a response from folks in Olympia (yet), Bellingham is gobbling up the porn like a greedy lonely adolecent teen who just learned about the Internet. NOTE: for the record I am not pleased with this comparison. If you have a more appropriate analogy please let me know.


Couple this with the team of Canadians who are coming down to meet our tour in Bellingham and we have the makings for some hella. I don't know what kinda of hella, but it will be hella nonetheless.