Richmond on the Porny Express

Back in the saddle!

we are heading down and around the south! (technically I think we have been south of the Mason-Dixon line for a few days but this is more proper south.

Its a lot of extra miles but maybe you can help us connect some more dots!

Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express - RICHMOND, VA
Thursday, Nov 14
Movie Loft
just east of 3rd and Grace

https://www.facebook.com/events/619096158154605/

Turning TriXXX in Richmond

YES! Our last Two fabulous shows have shattered the previous horror stories about screenings mid Atlantic.  It was so good in fact a veteran sex educator took time to write about it!

It makes perfect sense when you think about it: bodies in motion; the exhilaration of freedom; the stimulation of one’s senses while riding; the fit and flow of clothing by the rider; the positions of riding, peddling, mounting, and dismounting the bike (ahem… “mounting”); the rhythm of the legs and hips; and of course the way the seat presses provocatively against the rider. - read more on Dr. Ruthie's blog!

Both Brooklyn and Washington DC shows were full of hot bodies and both included TWO live performances from local artists. What a treat for us to see a community not just passively accepting our notions, but actively engaging and exploring their own bikesexual ideas via song, dance, photography and spoken word!

This unexpected success is giving us a whole a whole new perspective on finding the joy between our legs in places it never seemed possible! If the challenged venues in the nation's capital can enjoy it, than we might be able to bring two wheeled bikesexual liberation anywhere!

How about Richmond, VA? In the past we have marvelous screenings at the vaunted Byrd Theatre, but since their board of directors learned there was sex involved, Bike Smut has found a new more suitable, underground dwellings in RVA.

  Saddle Sores.xxx  presents

 Bike Smut 6: TurningTriXXX

Sunday Oct 28

@ MovieLoft (underground venue, email for directions or just ride w us!)    

7pm - group ride from Lamplighter - 116 South Addison Street

$5 Suggested Donation    18+

Richmond For Pedal Revolution

During our brief stay in New York our team got to take in some Hardcourt Bike Polo, a show at our new friends at The Living Theater and a bit of THE REVOLUTION. We loved swinging our mallets, our genitalia and meeting the people who might bring forth the political change that could produce a higher quality of life for the other 99%.


But for now we press on, for the Orgasm Trail is long and hard and must be ridden!



So tonight we recharge in Baltimore home to a variety of exciting debauched characters.

Tomorrow we press on to Richmond, VA, which besides hosting a variety of exciting moments in bikesexual history, was also a hotbed of revolutionary action:

"In 1775, Patrick Henry delivered his famous, "Give me Liberty or Give me Death", speech in St. John's Church in Richmond, crucial for deciding Virginia's participation in the First Continental Congress and setting the course for revolution and independence." - Historical nerd core info

Only tomorrow night, Its "Give me liberating, erotic, DIY movies of human-powered transportation or give me a pedal to the shin!"

Richmond, VA

304 Grace St
Doors @ 8:30
Show @ 9:15$3 Suggested Donation

Tickling up the Atlantic's top tube

Thanks be to NC, we are gracious to accept the wonderful southern comfort of all the sexy bikers of this land.

Free hot dawgs, cool people, great powerful legs...

This Friday our final screening south of the Mason-Dixon line in RVmuthafuckinA

4/2/2010
The Byrd Theater
2908 W Cary Street
Richmond, VA
11:59:00
$5, +18 yr old


photo by Courtney Rodgers

Clang Clang Went the Bell in Chapel Hill

We be rocking our way out the South.

But 1st we gonna have to ring Chapel Hill's bell

3/31/2010
Hillsborough Road Co-op
621 Hillsborough Rd.
Carrboro, NC 27510
8pm, $3 suggested donation, +18

what can we say, rocking with one of the worlds craziest tall bike freaks has worn us out something fierce. Thank much to our generous host, Michael Fucking Mooney.


Speaking of absurd mutations, expect about a thousand of the krunkest bike punks to descend on Richmond, VA for what could be the east coast's longest continually running annual festival of crazy bicycle shit.

Cycleslaughterama is this weekend,
Bike Porn Friday night at the Byrd.

do somthin'

Richmond, Virgina: packed full of humpy goodness

RVA here I come!

We have a team

We have a theater

We have a plan

Please, someone give us a car for 3 weeks to promote bikes. It makes perfect sense and it will be cheaper and more fuel efficient than buying us a bunch of plane tickets.