Just when we had given up on Montana, our friends come together!
Hardy's Cowboy Mansion
653 Emily Dr Bozeman, MT
8pm
Move em out!
March 4, 2011
We have Liftoff!
The Northern Exposure Tour has begun. We traveled 350 miles in our 1st day to deliver the goods to the Cougars of Pullman, WA who were ecstatic to play bike polo on the snow covered courts (snowlo). Fantastic crashes! No fatalities!
Our host was morning the death of a parent, so we decided to give time and solace to morn in peace. Another space opened up immediately and although there were no shortage of challenges making a theater out of a garage the audience was enthralled.
Tonight we go another 500 miles to Bozeman, MT.
put it in your mouth
March 2, 2011
rub a biker out!
This news just in from our Minnesota friends who love bikes, bodies and the connection between:
I visited the bike porn preview at smitten kitten last saturday, I really want to get involved! I got a flyer for the Mon. March 7th event here in Minneapolis. I am a certified massage therapist with 7 years experience. I bring all materials and give any inquiring souls a 15-20 minute deep tissue swedish style massage and the charge is donation. Its a fun addition to any occasion where people are getting together and I live a block away. Please let me know if you are interested, i've done this for the Rollergirls, the midtown farmers market, and all over the world. I hope to hear from you!!!
Well now, who are we to stand in the way of rubbing bikers. Should be joyus way to work the kinks out!
The Northern Exposure Tour leaves Cascadia in a few hours. See you in 7-12 month!
images from erikdalton Knitting Park... huh?
March 1, 2011
PULL, MAN!
Bike Polo and Bike Smut together again in our kickoff show!
Thursday March 3rd
Pullman WA
Meet at the athletic courts where SE Olymia Ave meets Forrest way then go south to the parking lot
9:20 pm (post polo, show up at 7pm to watch drunk bike jocks hurt each other)
Details are still being formed but the show will go down at the Kinky Keeg Korner. A slapstick reference to the history of the crazy Aryan Nation shit over at Hayden Lake (which was able to kick the clan out in impressive force back in the late 90s).
Give it up for equality!
Thursday March 3rd
Pullman WA
Meet at the athletic courts where SE Olymia Ave meets Forrest way then go south to the parking lot
9:20 pm (post polo, show up at 7pm to watch drunk bike jocks hurt each other)
Details are still being formed but the show will go down at the Kinky Keeg Korner. A slapstick reference to the history of the crazy Aryan Nation shit over at Hayden Lake (which was able to kick the clan out in impressive force back in the late 90s).
Give it up for equality!
February 27, 2011
One if by land, two if bi-cycle
We are returning to Boston!
FOR A DOUBLE HEADER OF BIKE LOVE!!
FOR A DOUBLE HEADER OF BIKE LOVE!!
Friday, April 1st
AND
This bit of hype comes directly from the cinema! We sold out their 450 seat theater last Spring so we are looking forward to more!You might think the name says it all, but you’ll be surprised by the range of films – from bike-on-bike action to humans obsessed with the ‘perfect frame’ – in this crazy, amazing touring program.
Maybe better than a amphibious orgy!
Maybe.
Photo credit to http://thedailysmut.tumblr.com/
and
http://soupgoblin.blogspot.com
February 26, 2011
February 25, 2011
SKATE KABUL
Stunning pictures and youthful opinions from one of the worlds most frequently war torn lands.
"If I don't skate I become Ill"
We have expressed that precise idea frequently ourselves. It is dubious that we will make it to Afghanistan anytime soon, we are emboldened to hear voices hoping for a future of peace.
No matter where you are please try to be grateful for the time you have.
"If I don't skate I become Ill"
We have expressed that precise idea frequently ourselves. It is dubious that we will make it to Afghanistan anytime soon, we are emboldened to hear voices hoping for a future of peace.
No matter where you are please try to be grateful for the time you have.
Priming The North
Regardless of the sadness that has enveloped the state of Montana, Minnesota has been able to step it up!
On top of our screening in Minneapolis they are about to release Salacious: A Queer Feminist Sex Magazine. Pretty exciting!
We will be up in that bottom bracket the 1st weekend of March. Standby for more!
February 24, 2011
Everyone wants more 4:PLAY: Austin Polo Porno
They swing mallets, skid on dime bags, and will whack your balls into the gaping 5-Hole! They are the fine polo playing bikesexuals of Austin, TX, and they demand more 4:PLAY!
Thanks for stepping up to demand more quality programming for consenting adults. We hope to be back in your shorts in 2012!
Thanks for stepping up to demand more quality programming for consenting adults. We hope to be back in your shorts in 2012!
Bike Porn Bankruptcy in Montana
What tragedy! We have been getting great traction all over North America, with numerous oversexed bikers lamenting out inability to be on their shammies until March, or April, or 2012 even.
But now we have learned that there might be NO ONE in all of Montana that wants to jack their seat-post for us!
It was only 9 months ago that we proudly presented our biker junk for the whole of Missoula to enjoy, to which they rose out of their chairs and pants in triumphant rejoice.
How can be?
Perhaps is time to remind our dear readers that while we do plenty of grandiose performances at places like The Music Box, The Byrd, The Brattle, The Hollywood Theater... each of which are historical treasures in their own right, that we also have done shows in yoga studios, sex parlors, garages, basements, living rooms, underpasses, and mirror sculpture gardens.
If you know someone who should be hosting a screening of Bike Porn in Montana (ideally along I-90) on March 3rd-5th tell them to ping us up at bikesmut@gmail.com immediately! This is the only chance to get 4:PLAY.
This is our calling. We bring bike love to the masses. In turn, you bring the masses to us.
photo credit to ehow
But now we have learned that there might be NO ONE in all of Montana that wants to jack their seat-post for us!
It was only 9 months ago that we proudly presented our biker junk for the whole of Missoula to enjoy, to which they rose out of their chairs and pants in triumphant rejoice.
How can be?
Perhaps is time to remind our dear readers that while we do plenty of grandiose performances at places like The Music Box, The Byrd, The Brattle, The Hollywood Theater... each of which are historical treasures in their own right, that we also have done shows in yoga studios, sex parlors, garages, basements, living rooms, underpasses, and mirror sculpture gardens.
As a friend once told us, a church is a people, not the building in which they pray. So too shall our gathering of consenting adults to engage and dissect the creative musings of sexy bike artists not be defined by the space in which we show as much as the willingness of the audience to learn and share and engorge... er grow.
If you know someone who should be hosting a screening of Bike Porn in Montana (ideally along I-90) on March 3rd-5th tell them to ping us up at bikesmut@gmail.com immediately! This is the only chance to get 4:PLAY.
This is our calling. We bring bike love to the masses. In turn, you bring the masses to us.
photo credit to ehow
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