Showing posts with label boston. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boston. Show all posts

August 1, 2016

Bikesexual Boston: The End is Neigh

It is fitting that our final US/Canadian tour begins in the original cultural capitol of the United States. Boston has seen Bike Smut at its dazzling highs and depressing lows.

Along the way we have been blessed to have excellent help. Igniting the bikesexual revolution was a pair of local bicycle-fun activists we had met in Portland, Sara and Jamie.  Jamie would help connect the dots in various cities as she traveled the world; Sara would go on to organize Boston's World Naked Bike Ride and provided much needed comforts that are so rare when on the road.

The gender-queer dynamo, Aliza of Truth Serum.org provided unparalleled marketing power. We sold out The Brattle Theater on our very first screening! Richard Meek and a photographer Derek Kouyoumjian from The Boston Phoenix promoted and documented the extraordinary presentation of "Bike Smut 3: Cycle Bound" Ending with a live song and dance performance parody of Dirty Dancing's "The BikePorn of My Life" with a 3-person, full-Monty burlesque and stirringly infectious sing along at the end.










Whew. Hard act to follow.

That was 6 years ago, and a lot has changed. Touring with a team of radical queers is both as exhilarating and painful as it sounds. Then we learned our promotional powerhose Aliza had suffered a major accident that would leave her brain hemorrhaging and needing multiple surgeries to save her life. They survived but the damage had been done. The torrent of words that had once flowed from Aliza with such speed and clarity were severely debilitated. Truth Serum and the community of people who depended on it to provide access to quality gender-bending art were in limbo.

After trying for many years to recapture the magic without Aliz'a help Bike Smut had to rebuild.  Rev.Phil decided to bike tour with Bike Smut as a challenge to see if he could "walk the walk." He bike toured across AND around North America, presenting Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express in dozens of cities, riding thousands of miles from Minneapolis to Montreal to Mexico with all the necessary gear that used to fill a van.



Bike Smut found a comfort in more intimate venues. Teaming up with a tall glass of smart water, the typically-Boston-brilliant, bike punk, Q helped us secure and fill an underground venue space. It was packed with our fav kind of audience, curious and vocal perverts! They had excellent questions making an engaging Q and A session followed by a strip down naked-style dance party!  It was supremely rewarding to have some of our favorite organizers and filmmakers at that show, especially because we had worked hard on promoting Bike Smut and we all want it to fulfill that potential promise of being the catalyst for joyous celebration of our liberty and sexuality in motion. It was no small feet for Aliza to get up the 7 flights of stairs nor stick it out to the end as such an engaging show can be overwhelmingly taxing even to healthy grey matter. Brain damage is a real thing and healing from it takes a lot of patient work. We are exceedingly grateful to the community of people who have and continue to support Aliza. Thank you!

Last year we were delighted to find Aliza was starting to organize events again, this time creating space for people to create their own art while challenging taboos at Dr Sketchy's! Sara and Rev.Phil took the opportunity to be models for Dr Sketchy before the screening of Bike Smut 8: Come Again. More exciting performances and a rapt audience. More photos from Aliza.







Which brings us to today. This week we will present Bike Smut 9: Science Friction, our final screening in Boston. We have a series of movies and performances based on the theme including: interracial alien orgies, power-tool wielding lesbians, Mexican post-porn saddle squirting, polybikesexual queer trans babes armed with dildo flamethrowers, hunting for a mate in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and time traveling sex missionaries!

But before that we have a special event where Reverend Phil will make a rare powerpoint presentation called:
BIKESEXUAL REVELATIONS:  
 A DECADE OF DECADENCE IN 45 MINUTES

HOW I LEARNED TO STOP BULLSHIT PATRIARCHY AND LOVE RADICAL INTERDEPENDENCE

Its gonna be amazing!

Both events are hosted at Aeronaut Brewing Company  at 14 Tyler Street Somerville, MA

Wednesday, Aug 3rd
5pm bike workshop with SHIFT bike collective
6:30 Ken Smith of Rejjee explores safe, consensual BDSM with your bike by locking it up in public
7:15pm Bikesexual Revelations
FB event





Sunday, August 7
8:15pm, Adults Only, $9 donation
Live Performances
ONE NIGHT ONLY
FB event





Following this event we have screenings in New Haven, Troy, Burlington, White River Junction, Montreal, Toronto, Buffalo, Pittsburgh, Detroit, Peoria, Chicago, Milwaukee, Madison, and Minneapolis. Please connect us with other people along the way!


We need help finding people and venues in other New England towns. Help Providence, Northampton and Portland, Maine discover their bikesexuality!



Pics from Bike Smut 3: Cycle Bound by Derek Kouyoumjian, Tom Meek and The Boston Phoenix

May 10, 2015

Reverend and The Devil went down in Boston

Kaedon aka The Devil interviews Reverend Phil about Bike Smut, women's bikesexual liberation and Neil Gaiman:





Thanks for encouraging independent media and sharing one of our finest moments ever!

Don't forget, the deadline for Bike Smut 9: Science Friction is coming!
S you best be going, or else you'll never be cuming!

May 9, 2015

Come Again, Boston

Last time we were passing through Boston it was on bicycle. Having ridden from Minneapolis to Montreal, we were heading south on our way to Mexico! It was quite an adventure and Boston provided no shortage of exciting times.

We met organizers at what I believe is still the world's largest hack space.
We ate raman noodles at an strikingly authentic Japanese restaurant.
We watched the Red Sox win the World Series

We also saw one of our greatest Bike Smut promoters for the first time since a terrible bicycle accident nearly claimed their life. The recovery has been slow but steady and for the first time in 4 years we are proud to present Bike Smut with the help of Aliza Shapero and various members of Boston bicycle community.

Plus we this weekend we are totally sketchy!  Dr. Sketchy that is.  Dr. Sketchy's Anti-Art school is the world's premier alt.drawing movement. Artists draw glamorous underground performers in an atmosphere of boozy conviviality. We have a handful of sexy biker models to strip and pose and we need YOU to come and draw them!



Sunday, May 10

Great Scott 
1222 Commonwealth Ave. Allston, MA
2:30 - 4:30 Drawing
4:45 - 6:00 Watching porn! 
$8 for drawing class and the show! SO CHEAP!!! 18+ 

Choose among our array of FB event pages:
https://www.facebook.com/events/1655901097977352/
https://www.facebook.com/events/1437387773239463/
https://www.facebook.com/events/1625251387718186/

Excessive? Perhaps. Either way we all think you should come, and then Come Again and while you are at it how about we all Give it up for the mom's. They have been hoping you would get your shit together and get laid for a while now.

October 22, 2013

Boston Hops on the Porny Express

We are packing in the posts now! This could be a 4 post day. A new all time record for BikeSmut!


Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express
Tuesday, Oct 29th
389 Congress Street, 7th Floor
7:30pm
$5
FB event: 
 https://www.facebook.com/events/556808791040973/


our organizers also helped out with Boston's Naked Bike Ride so be ready for nudity or just loads of smiles



photo credit to Alyssa Stone 

October 18, 2012

Pappas got a brand New England bag!

We have reached the Bikesexual zenith! At least in a northeast geo-political sense. We will be able to explore any more Canadian Providences on this Tour de TriXXX. Thank you Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal. We hope our joyful expressions of bikesexuality will keep you warm all winter long.

But we may linger no longer. Today we turn South and begin the long, hard and sometimes throbbing road down to Mexico.

Tonight (Thursday the 18th)!  return to the US to run old glory up and down the pole. (if ya know what im sayin)
Thu Oct 18
The Firefly

200 main st. Burlington, vt
doors at 8pm
$5    18+  


Hey Paul, Forget the embarrassment of what happened when you put your sex tape online. There is no shame going on here. You can ride through every town, middle-sex and farm screaming "the pornographers are coming!" and no one will thing anything less of you for expressing your desires. Tomorrow (Friday the 19th) we travel to the original American capital of radical behavior:  
385 Centre Street
3 shows @ 7:30 9:15 and 11pm
$5  +18




Spread your legs and ride, we don't get no break! As long as there is a place where the fun is not between our legs we must strive to bring more joy and liberation to sex and transportation! The next day (Saturday the 20th) we press on to the smallest US state, Rhode Island, where we will decree ourselves sovereign, sexy and self powered in
Providence!
Dungeon C in Olneyville
underground show, email libertalia401@gmail.com for address
9pm    
$7 - no one turned away    adults only




The day after (Sunday the 21st) is kept sacred. If its porno, its polo, and if its not polo is some other ball and if we are playing with balls you are probably invited. We shall not travel further than necessary to deliver this powerful scripture of self-determined boundaries on obscenity. Not having to go to another city is almost a break because we are doing a second screening in
Providence!
Libertalia    
280 Broadway Room 200    
6pm    
$7  - no one turned away    adults only


Whew! That's a lot of New England packed into 4-day weekend. Join us! Share us! Rejoice!

October 15, 2012

Turning TriXXX in Boston

Oh how different the world can be after just 18 months.

Due to rather confusing circumstances Bike Smut will not be at the Brattle Theater in Cambridge this year. The torrent of emails ended in a shrug from the venue leaving us in scrambling to find a place that would accept this ever persecuted programming.

But luck be a micro cinema, we found something, something amazing.


We are doing THREE micro screenings all this Friday night in Jamaica Plain at a venue that holds true to some truly independent art

Bike Smut 6: Turning TriXXX
The Video Underground
385 Centre Street
@ 7:30 9:15 and 11pm
$5  +18


June 19, 2012

The world's largest naked bike ride

Have you seen the stacks of naked bodies everywhere?

There is excellent writeup and photos of the WNBR via BikePortland.

And here a quick hitting, 30-second video of Portland's daytime ride

April 1, 2011

Bean Town Pimpin

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We interrupt this self congratulatory blog post with a healthy dose of luscious bloggity masturbation
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"This isn’t your mom and dad’s porn. This isn’t even the stuff adolescent boys dream of; it’s porn with a niche, porn for a specific counterculture looking for some offbeat fun." Dig Boston article by - JENNIFER CHOI

“The goals have always been to showcase work that is under-represented. Sometimes it’s queer, sometimes it’s women, and sometimes it’s straight men. Regardless, it’s all work that nurtures me and my communities and makes Boston a little more bearable” CineMental founder Aliza Shapiro.
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We now return to our regularly scheduled self love.
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WE IS SO LOVED!

Boston really loves Bike Porn. Last year the bikesexuals of Boston made it clear, these people love bikes and sex. Approximately 450 fine-ass-fuck lovers of cycles packed the Brattle to the gills.

This weekend, we do it again... twice!

Here is a snippet of what has been said in the buildup: border guard life for the touring bike pornographer


"Put down your messenger bag, roll down your pant leg, and stop freaking out drivers and pedestrians for a moment" ZING! The New Gay throws down some find derogatory fashion commentary

And finally, the Phoenix demands that you watch the goods! "Bike Porn: for some reason when you put those two words together, they sound extra dirty"

Oh yea, as dirty as you make it.

GET YOUR TIX NOW

Thanks for helping us reach the sexy masses! With all this attention we hope to look good enough for yalls!

March 31, 2011

Happy April 1st

There's 1000s of ways to engage the body of work that is bike sex.



Tonight, as a special treat to our fans in Boston we will be unveiling our own branded line of rigorously tested prophylactics!

Only available at shows, come on down and pack your pockets full of the promise of future bikesexual bliss!

Friday, April 1st
AND
Saturday, April 2
Bike Porn 4:PLAY
Brattle Theater, Cambridge
11:59pm - Midnight
Presented by Truth Serum
Jump on our Face Crack

Dont be no fool, wrap the goods and keep your bikesexual health!

March 8, 2011

boston baked bike porn!

How much does Boston love bike porn?

So much that they demanded a 2nd midnight screening! Catch it Friday or Saturday night, April 1st and 2nd!


They demand so much of us, we bring the goods they say they want more... will there be an end to the demands of these slave driving audiences?


We blowin out New England like a overinflated tire on the surface of the sun. two midnight shows, back to back!


February 27, 2011

One if by land, two if bi-cycle

We are returning to Boston!

FOR A DOUBLE HEADER OF BIKE LOVE!!

Friday, April 1st
AND
Saturday, April 2
Bike Porn 4:PLAY
Brattle Theater, Boston
11:59pm - Midnight
Presented by Truth Serum
This bit of hype comes directly from the cinema! We sold out their 450 seat theater last Spring so we are looking forward to more!

You might think the name says it all, but you’ll be surprised by the range of films – from bike-on-bike action to humans obsessed with the ‘perfect frame’ – in this crazy, amazing touring program.

Maybe better than a amphibious orgy!

Maybe.

Photo credit to http://thedailysmut.tumblr.com/
and
http://soupgoblin.blogspot.com

May 9, 2010

do they have a pill for premature aging?

The ravages of the epic Backlash Tour has taken its toll on our 33 year-old curator, revphil pictured here with most of his team of PYTs in Boston. (NSFW)

We are doing it for your love people. Be sure to say thank you and if you can, bring us some health care.

Thanks MPLS! We are really thankful you stopped snowing on us. On to Winnipeg!

Photo Credit to Derek Kouyoumjian

April 19, 2010

Baked Beans, Flava Beans, PORK AND BEANS!


Yup, Bike Porn gets to play Boston for the 1st time ever!

There will be bike polo, and group rides, and probably copious beer. (ouch, our kidney beans!)
  • Wednesday, April 21st
  • Brattle Theatre
  • 40 Brattle Street
  • 9:30 PM, Tickets $10; no one under 18 admitted.
Want more live, hot biker action? Try this Pre-Porn3 Ride!
Meet at Copley Square: 7pm
Connect with the sexy Bike Polo then over to the Brattle for the screening.
Heavy rain cancels ride.
http://www.truthserum.org for details/changes.
Inspired Attire Encouraged!

These guys have been so primed there will probably be some pre-ejaculate in the line outside the theater, so consider your footwear carefully, then get ready for the big show!

April 15, 2010

Spilling the Beans in Boston


Behold, Boston has tremendous piles of Bike Love:

Thanks to Tom Meek for bringing the politics of sex and cycling to the masses. Here is a interesting sample:
If there’s been any knock on the tour, it’s the lack of gender representation. “Where is the dick?” a fan posted on Bike Porn’s Web site. To which they responded, “To be clear, we love all our bold women, but it would be great to see more men inspired to create and share.” But then again, according to them, many women have come up and confessed their bike-triggered orgasms, “and it’s usually when the saddle is really uncomfortable.”
True that, in fact a nice lady at a Brooklyn bar after a friendly game of polo was very forthcoming about her bike saddle.

"I never tell anyone this, but who are you gonna tell, but my old bike rubs me just so and good... and damn it just... it becomes too much. After an hour or so of riding im just too sore!"
Well now! That was strangely graphic for someone we just met... but its very comforting to see that the ideas of sexual expression can flow when you are thinking of the freedom of riding under ones own power. One of our favorite bike pornographers, Nicky Robo has been very forthcoming about how saddles create a mystical trips to the store...



Your opportunity to check out the shows in New England is coming up next week, 3 big shows!

SUNDAY 4/18/2010 New Haven
Neverending Books
810 State St 8pm $5 adults
Group ride to show meets at the flagpole on the green at 7:00

MONDAY 4/19/2010 Providence
17 mules
[CALL FOR LOCATION 503.913.9468]
8pm $5 donation adults only
Bike ride from Kennedy Plaza meets at 6pm

WEDNESDAY 4/21/2010 Boston
Brattle Theatre
40 Brattle St, Harvard Sq, Cambridge
930pm $10 18
Presented by Truth Serum.org

photo credit to Courtney Rodgers