March 15, 2011

Northern Exposure Tour

Coming to a wet bike dream near you! (void south of the 42nd parallel)



Thats a lot of cities in not a lot of time. CAN IT HAPPEN?

Yes, of course you can help. We need to be connected with other badass communities in various cities. You can do it!

In fact you are doing it! We have a lot of hope that Ann Arbor, Toronto and New Haven will all get their act together in the coming days and we can bring yalls some fine ass artistic movies of fine asses movin'.

March 14, 2011

International Man of Mystery Hosts Epic Toronto B-Day


  • Saturday, March 26
  • Centre of Gravity
  • 1300 Gerrard Street East
  • Toronto, ON
  • 8:00pm
  • adults only
  • facecrack invite

BEHOLD, a cut a pastie press release from the future!


BIKE SMUT:::LORD MORPHEOUS:::GOLDSPRINTS+Beautiful music into the night :)

For my last dirty thirty I will be having a smashing party at my favourite space Centre of Gravity.

The amazing film festival, Bike Smut will be coming through Toronto that weekend on The Northern Exposure Tour. Some of you might have came out last year to Bike Porn 3. This will be a very special evening :)

I have planned an installation with the help of my good friend Morpheous (who is "The Man" in the BDSM world) called "Exotic Bikes"
Morpheous and his crew will be doing a very special erotic japanese bondage installation with the bikes and attendees.

And of course GoldSprints will be happening throughout the nite.

MUSIC . . ...¨*.¸¸.✶*¨ ¨*.¸¸.·٠••●●♥♥ ♥♪ . . ♪ .¸.✫*♥ ♥♪ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♪ ♫ ¨*.¸¸.✶*¨ ♥♪ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♥¨*.¸¸.✶*¨ ¨*.¸¸.·٠••●●♥♥ ♥♪ . . ♪ .¸.✫*♥ ♥♪ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♪ ♫ ¨*

Twonz
Ana+one (anatone)
Iron Will

PLUS a Surprise Live Set::: T.B.A


BIKE SMUT Screening 8-10 PM




photo credit to
http://fortheloveofbikes.blogspot.com/
http://kassandralove.tumblr.com/

March 13, 2011

Piles of Buffalo Blowing Up



There are piles of bikes and piles of bikers and biles of bikes on bikers but what happens in Buffalo, stays between your legs until you dismount.
  • Friday, March 18th
  • the vault
  • 702 main st
  • 8pm
  • $5 donation
  • adults only


last time we got some specific examples of how the ladies of Buffalo treat their men. Or how stokers support their pilots? Whichever its going down again and tho we hope not to be assaulted during our performance like last time we do expect a sweet dance party to erupt like a jet powered, full suspension, extended minibike.

Afterward we press on into the wild Canadian fortier, standby Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal!







March 12, 2011

So the Taliban and Tea Party walk into a bar...

All this recognition of how fucked up our economy and ecology are has reminded us of our fav bit of satire so far this year.





Dont forget kids, expression is your gift to the world. Limiting other's expression is what ignorant assholes do.

Thanks to Randy of Zoobomb for what might be the best thing we've seen all year.

protest rolling

one part inspirational thingy, the other part comparitive test.

Here are two copies of the same video, one uploaded to blogger the other embedded from youtube.

Preferences?







we are on our way to Capitolize on all the jerks who are trying to undo 40+plus years of workers rights.

Lets kids remember the only difference between a republic and feudalism is an educated population. Get thoughtful about your actions!

March 11, 2011

MAD ASS ON!

We are mad ass on and we're not gonna take it anymore!


The road has been good to us, traveling around meeting people, sharing ideas and slappin saddles.

Today we got to march, to chant, to join in a community of people who are committed to doing it in the street!
Tonight we return to "the Portland of the North" to share all the secrets of 4:PLAY with the bikesexuals of Madison!

Friday, March 11
Lothlorien coop
244 W Lakelawn Pl
7:00pm - 10:00pm
$3-7 Suggested donation
want social media? try some facecrackalacka

With discussion group and/or spin the bottle to follow


March 10, 2011

chiBIkePRON


Lets consider the contour of our "texualtre"

After coming down the Cuntinental Divide we find the flat plains roll out like a delicious pie. Our third show in a row and we are still hungry for more. Lucky us we are having a local toop throw down a new, exciting bike dance performance!
Sunday March 13th
Reversible Eye Gallery
1103 N California Ave
with Chicago's premiere bike dance troop, The Racketeers!


photo credit to the Sprockettes at Tour de Fat, and inspiring people everywhere!

Wheels of Change

Picture this, a person who is sick of jumping through hoops all his/her life being told that "if s/he just works harder things will be better."

That's the line... If you fail it's because you are lazy. You should be able to provide for your family, make things better in your community, raise a more perfect child or in our case, grind on the ideal Brooks saddle. Anything short of that and you loose.


Then one comes to the understanding of the vast differences between the rich and poor and one begins to believe the system is rigged. It is one thing to live with some winners and some losers. It is something else when the disparity between those results is such vast outcomes.


Then it is decided that something must be done.

It happened with a French farmer
It happened with a Tunisian student

It could be that Madison is the Tunisia of North America. Perhaps our people are not as stupid as the media has made us out to be. Maybe this time we will collectively see the writing on the wall.

From our perspective we see a systemic removal our ability to debate ideas. The effect of short attention spans is building a society of mental toddlers. This is more than enough to cause us to throw up our arms in anger. Unless we do something different we are going to continue to get more of the same bullshit treatment.

This is not as simple as most people would have it. If we are to ever get beyond this back and forth of economy vs ecology we have to start understanding how they are related. Its not enough to just say, "stop growing the economy." But we also dont have to wait for someone else to figure it our for us and hand us a cure.

March 9, 2011

I like MKE

THIS JUST IN!

Bike ride and food for the Milwaukee porno happy people is on!

A caravan of bikers is leaving from the UWM occupation at 6:30 and there’s also a social ride leaving from Gordon park.

Come HUNGRY, there will also be vegan fried chicken and waffles. $5-10 Sliding Scale.

did you hear that? Make good by riding and eating and more!



Not to be outdone, the folks who made macrobrew before we knew there were microbrews

Here is where and when the planet will be unseasonably hot for at least a couple hours:

Saturday March 12th 2011
Cream City Collective
732 e Clarke St.
7pm, $5-10, 18+

March 8, 2011

boston baked bike porn!

How much does Boston love bike porn?

So much that they demanded a 2nd midnight screening! Catch it Friday or Saturday night, April 1st and 2nd!


They demand so much of us, we bring the goods they say they want more... will there be an end to the demands of these slave driving audiences?


We blowin out New England like a overinflated tire on the surface of the sun. two midnight shows, back to back!