Showing posts with label Milwaukee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Milwaukee. Show all posts

October 10, 2016

The Penultimate Bike Porn ... mmm MKE?

This is it.

We are on the verge of getting sentimental, because we have done so much writing and engaging more than 1000 posts and 700k views over the past decade. But the numbers, which are interesting are nothing compared to the qualitative sense of value from our interactions with people over the years.

We have had some great opportunities to challenge strongly held views about sex and mobility. The dominate culture rarely makes room for anything other than the tightly prescribed notions about how you can move and how you can fuck. But these ideas are limiting the vast possibilities for bikesexual expression. "You are unfulfilled! You must desire this expensive car, and desire this unrealistic body..." So many of us just watch whatever free porn is good enough, even tho its painfully formulaic, so formulaic that its like eating formula intended for an infant. By only consuming the porn equivalent baby food we are denying ourselves the complexity and diverse flavors our mature palettes deserve!




Milwaukee (or as they like to abbreviate it, MKE) is the home of macro beers but they also got plenty of people appreciating the finer things. So while most overlook our plucky independent film fest we've seen a growing appreciation for the crazy fun happening in the rather eclectic neighborhood of Riverwest and specifically the happy (if not slightly wobbly) patrons who frequent the Riverwest Public House, Bike Smut's home in MKE for the past 4 years.


And now it would seem the rather attentive but prudish censors of FB have decided to ban RevPhil yet again, so combined with the difficulty finding a venue in Madison and a strong case of homesickness the following screenings in Madison and Minneapolis are cancelled/postponed indefinitely.

The final screening of Bike Smut 9: Science Friction 
on this fucking long ass tour that is almost over!
Saturday, October 15
Riverwest Public House
815 E Locust St
8PM,   $5
ADULTS ONLY
LIVE PERFORMANCES
ONE NIGHT ONLY!

So this really is it. Milwaukee, i hope you are ready because you are getting the entire truck load of porn coming your way and this is your last change to get it!

June 14, 2015

Come Again, MKE!

Wait, MKE is Milwaukee not Mike, but actually, YES also Mike and while we are at it everyone else who is ready to appreciate self-mobilized, sex-positive films!

We have several years of kickass shows at one of the greatest bars on earth and we have another coming up quick!


Tuesday, June 16
815 E Locust Street
8pm, $5 ADULTS ONLY!
BIRTHDAY DANCE PARTY afterwards!! 


Also its naked bike ride season! We had a blast in Chicago but Im taking yalls on a fleshback to Portland 2014 courtesy of BikePortland.org

Find a WNBR near you!





September 20, 2013

I LKE MKE!

This isn't over, Wisconsin!



There is more bike fucking action this Sunday Sunday Sunday!  Where you have a chance to get a 6-person team for next year's Riverwest24!! (one of the Midwest's most coveted bike events)

Riverwest Public House
815 E Locust St 
Two big screenings
8pm, and 10pm. 
Sliding scale $5-10 donation.
Adults only (it is a bar but really, you should be kind of mature with your sexuality)

Group bike ride meeting at Garden Park (Bremen & Locust) at 8pm, and ending back at the Riverwest Public House in time for the 10pm screening. 








Sponsored by The Greasy Gears, Beaver Boys, MKEBKE, & Riverwest24!

someone appreciate all the black and white here... please!

September 20, 2012

Turning TriXXX in Milwaukee

Are these the lands of sky blue waters?

When self-identified anarchistic community watering holes decide to host an evening of graphic human-powered transportation porno AND THEN they amaze us with stunning art...



Well we have a tendency to sit up and take notice!

Thursday, September 27th
The Public House

815 E Locust St
8pm, $5
FaceBook Invite you demand?!
CLICK HERE we say!!



April 17, 2011

Flogging Bloggin

Back in the day you had to steal a half dozen bikes to get enough tubes to build your own flogger. But those days are over! Our friends at Tool Shed in Milwaukee, WI have done the leg work for you. Just look at these colorful ways to make the pneumatic slap!Of course you can still get all DIY and build your own, but if time is short and you got a whole lotta ass to beat, you could save some time and potential embarrassment (if your braiding skills are not stellar).

Whup that biker ass!

Thanks to Daniella M. Echeverria for a great inspiring image

March 9, 2011

I like MKE

THIS JUST IN!

Bike ride and food for the Milwaukee porno happy people is on!

A caravan of bikers is leaving from the UWM occupation at 6:30 and there’s also a social ride leaving from Gordon park.

Come HUNGRY, there will also be vegan fried chicken and waffles. $5-10 Sliding Scale.

did you hear that? Make good by riding and eating and more!



Not to be outdone, the folks who made macrobrew before we knew there were microbrews

Here is where and when the planet will be unseasonably hot for at least a couple hours:

Saturday March 12th 2011
Cream City Collective
732 e Clarke St.
7pm, $5-10, 18+

May 4, 2010

Pounding up Wiscuntson


Miallaukee
Milwaakee
Milaukae
Millawkee

Most every brewery is either made here or used to be made here (or just has Milwaukee in the title). They have a nice polo crew that has recently gone though some growing pains and dont have a regular court.


However you say it or spray it, its going down like a drunk twink at a tall bike joust. TONIGHT!

  • 5/4/2010 Milwaukee
  • Miramar Theater
  • 2844 N. Oakland Ave
  • 8:30:00 $10 18+

Thanks to our friends at the Tool Shed for all their hard

Then tomorrow, Madison!