Science Friction in Berlin!

Bike Smut may be done touring in the US but lucky for German bike fuckers Miss Poppy Cox is on hand to deliver the goods in Berlin, Tonight!

We are delighted to have Science Friction be part of the Berlin Porn Film Festival! (but with a name like that how could they refuse?) Come revel in the splendor of the future of bikesexuality!

Saturday, 29 October
Moviemento Kino
Kottbusser Damm 22
10967 Berlin 
Get Tickets!

Das Pornfilmfestival freut sich, wieder die Fahrradsexuellen zu Gast zu haben!
Präsentiert von Poppy Cox

Das Porno Kapital

Its time.

Time for the final,
the ultimate,
the last chance for a full on turned on hard on with a bike on the big screen screening of Bike Smut!

Tonight in Berlin, the porno capital of the world we share the best of the past 3 years of Bike Smut.

Saturday, 6, September
Eizeit Kino [eye-sight]
Zeughofstrasse 20
22:00
5 - euros

http://www.eiszeitkino.de/ 

Get your FaceBook on! https://www.facebook.com/events/1518391578375333/

There are only 81 seats so either to reserve tickets by phone (and then pick up your tickets 20 minutes before the start) or buy the in advance.

WHY SHOULD YOU COME TO A SCREENING OF EROTIC BICYCLE FILMS?

MULTIPLE PERFORMANCES!

ITALIAN PORN POSTER ART!

ATTRACTIVE BICYCLES!

A LARGE FUCKING SCREEN!

HANDMADE RECYCLED PINS!

COLLECTABLE  STICKERS!

COMFORTABLE FURNITURE!

EXCLAMATIVE PROPOSITIONS!

Its gonna be a good fucking time.

The Porny Express in... BERLIN?!?

Damn right! The Porny Express is moving fast! So fast we are gonna have screenings in multiple hemispheres the same week! This hasn't happened since we played in Australia almost two weeks ago!

Porn Film Fest Berlin
24/10/13

Kino Moviemento

Kottbusser Damm 22

16:45

https://www.facebook.com/events/396978267097920/

This show is hosted by our own Spokeslut, Poppy Cox!

 Get your tickets soon, last year was sold out and over capacity!

Hot off the Strasse!

Just hours before we screen Turning Trixxx in New York City, We had our first ever screening at the 7th annual Porn Film Festival in Berlin! We already have two filmmakers who were in the audience there coming back at us with great reviews! Read them for yourself:

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Miss Poppy, thanks so much, the screening was great!

I love your new movie, it was so lovely to see you both and then it was so hot too!! 

almost felt like fucking you live :)  miss you!

great setting, up on the -is it called a landing?

and fun and pretty -your bike could use some paint though ;)    and such smooth dialogue...

nice job!!!

oh my god, the bike wizard was so funny "thank you bike wizard, thank you....bike wizard, where are you?? -in the living room" hahaha

oh and those hot danish girls... wraw

my friends loved it too, her favourite was the one with the bike 'crash' and the "where do you live? -right there!" and bathtub fingerbanging :)

there was a lot of ooh aah and ouch! from the audience watching the bike mechanic fucking the spokes, also a guy moaning in a very positive way

also i met sophie there which was nice

unfortunately i have to spend the rest of the night filling in tax forms, but you inspired me to get up early tomorrow and go watch 'fucking different'

big kisses! xxx

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I was at the Bike Smut show tonight in Berlin and it was fantastic. There were so much people that some must sit on the floor. The atmosphere was very good and we had much fun. Nobody left the show or was offended. The audience was openminded and they applauded to every screening even to my piece of artwork. After the show one guy asked me if i was the one in the film and he was very interested in what i was doing. I felt a little bit like a movie star and it was no bad feeling. I really loved the show and the creativity in the different films. Unfortunatly you could not be here in berlin this year but i followed bike smut on twitter and saw that your north american tour was a big success. I also wish you a great show in New York tonight.

Hope to hear from you and send you smutty greetings from Berlin

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Thanks so much to everyone who attended. We do hope to be there in person next year. And if you felt inspired, please, send us a movie!

Chopper Recovery

WE GOT THE CHOPPER BACK!

Bike Smut accomplished many things on our 6-month tour, but few joys can compare to the reunification of The Chopper with its owner.

We started out with a dozen tips from various internet postings and eye witness accounts from various contraband vendors. The reports varied some, but most had one or two young boys walking it all over the city. Eventually the tips brought us to a sleepy suburb in East Berlin. Once there everyone we talked to remembered seeing it and pointed us in the direction of a park.

Pornographers searching around for a stolen bike in Autumn

Retrieving a stolen bike can be a stressful challenge. Here our protagonist is confidently walking up to the underage thief. Moments later he calmly says, "I'll take my bike back now."

And just like that, the bike is ours again

The first mounting after almost giving up hope feels so good

The appearance Chopper Kitty, the friendly neighborhood cat was deemed a good omen

For a week thoughts about how to repay the bike thieves filled our minds. What is the appropriate reaction? What about when the thief is only 15 (and a beat down could result in the cops being called)?

We wanted to share some of the principles that brought us here. To explain to the thief that for 3 years, this bike builder has taken every Friday afternoon to help educate people in bicycle repair and the creation of more mutant bikes, for free so that anyone who wanted one could make their own. It's obscenely fucked to come into a workshop, break a lock and steal a bike from a place that would give you parts and time to make your own. That he trying to sell if for 100 euros made it clear that he was not a very smart thief. That he walked around town claiming to have built it made it clear he doesn't have very bright friends.

In the end it was decided that time spent trying to demoralize a person who is clearly without morals is not as enjoyable as just riding bikes.

All told it was a pretty wild ride. The mother-child-like bond between the bike and its builder was clear. Bringing them back together will be a memory we will treasure.

Multi media chopper theft action

Achtung! Chopper news! It has been a whirlwind of controversy and scuttlebutt, as Berlin's greatest Chopper is still missing. Several sightings of it have come out in the past 36 hours. Conflicting reports of a large old stoner looking person as well as a pair of young school-age kids, walking around with it (reasonable, as it is far to large for anyone under 2 meters tall to ride comfortably). Local bike culture is up in arms over the theft, with calls for violent gangs to patrol the streets as well as phycological evaluations for the guilty. Everyone seems to be wondering the same question, "Why?" Sure it is a really smooth ride and it looks fucking cool; yet after a moment of consideration the thief must have realized that s/he could never comfortably ride it in this city. There is just too much likelyhood that he would be destroyed by vigilantes. more details on these local bike blogs: Cycling makes you beautiful bicycle collective Admiral in Kreuzberg

Berlin's Porno Chopper

Breaking news: Berlin's best chopper was stolen today!

Just last night following a screening of Pippi Longstocking at the Kopi squat in Berlin the massive chopper known only as, "The Chopper" was stolen. The lock was found broken where the bike was left last night.

Any stolen bike is a terrible thing and while we would love to be able to post news about every stolen bicycle, we dont have the resources to even keep up with posting about our own hecktic tour schedule. But this is different, not only is it a magnificent chopper, with glorious ape-hanging body positioning, detailed welds and decked out with actually valuable bike parts, but in this case the bike was actually a porn star.

Where will this package rest now?!?

The bike and rider (or cycle and cyclist if you are feeling more PC about the "use relationship of bikes") were planning to attend the final screening of the also massive, 6-month Bike Smut European Tour in Berlin this Thursday.

Moreover, the owner and creator of The Chopper is finally able to view his package being delivered as he appears in this screening! The premiere of their own bike porn movie that had just been shot in Berlin two months earlier and was just edited in time for this show.

To combine the sweet satisfaction of witnessing a room full of sexy bikers appreciating your best pedal strokes with the gut wrenching notion that some thieving bastard may be riding around on your baby is horrific!

We are hoping to avoid that pain and provide that joy! You can help by taking note of interesting bicycles and telling a friend who lives in Berlin.

The Screening is to be quite the gala smutty affair, with the biggest names of the post-porn world coming together to appreciate grace, liberty, and hot fucking bikes. (ideally ones that are no hot because they were stolen)

Moreover, we have just confirmed our friend and orgasmatic machine, Mad Kate, (of "Too Much Pussy" fame) who promises to bring her impressive gyrating skills with a new porn bike of her own!

Thursday 27 October
Loophole
Boddinstr. 60
9pm

But it is all so bittersweet.  Please keep your eyes open for this bike. If returned you will be granted discreet bike sexual favors, plus free bicycle maintenance and instruction every Friday afternoon for a year!

1x, 2x, 3 times a Bike Porno

Q: How much bike porn does it take to satisfy Berlin?

A: 3 screenings and counting!

Seems like those sexually permissive. bicycle curios Germans can not get enough! And so they are demanding another helping of the worlds finest collection of bicycle erotica...

and this just in, some local made art! Damn we love it when our hosts get into the spirit!


Saturday, the 30th of July
Koepi Squat
kino peliculoso
kopenicker strasse 137 (map)
21:30
Donations accepted

So many movies to share, which will we choose this time?!?

Ich Ben d Over, and take it like a bicycle

Three months in, our euro experience is halfway over! We have traversed the various reaches of eastern Europe. Istanbul to Athens to (almost) Albania!


(note: besides your chain, you might also loose your pants)


But after all the jump suits, kebabs, and inspired dance moves there is one classic eastern euro experience that is missing...

A crazy BDSM euro bikesex party!

• Saturday, the 9th of July
• Schwelle 7
• Uferstraße 6
• D-13357 Berlin
• 21.00

Schwelle (meaning "threshold") organizes a variety of artistic displays of body movements and performances. The addition of bike should prove to be most efficient!

All I wanna do is ride bikes with you...

.....and stay up late and watch porn and dance around!



Join us on the official
Built for Speed Porno Pickup


meet at Warschauer Straße U-Bahn (on the bridge)
@20.30, Thursday July 7th

Work on your high-velocity flirting while riding to our first Berlin Bike Smut show.

Come dressed-up for speed! the fancier the better!
Think futuristic rocket ships/evel kenievel/speedy gonzales

Berlin Field Report

Check out the sweet hair at the end! If others have suggestions for how we should shave up this guy please leave them in the comments.

Gettin' Lucky with it!

Let us take measure of our good fortune:

We were still able to buy tickets to Europe the day of our travel after the airline cancelled them and sent the "you can fly on our plane" message in German.

We were able to convince the ticket lady to kick some bureaucratic ass for us and hold the flight and escort us through security checkpoint allowing us to jump onto the plane moments before the gates closed.

We were unable to get our bikes on the same plane, but because we got lost walking to our Berlin host we didn't have to drag heavy boxes all over and instead got them delivered.

We found a great place to show bike porn in Berlin, but the show was already cancelled, but we have a number of people lining up for more bike on biker action.

We now have a van and are about to start traveling all over the continent.



We are staying in a great place, with excellent hosts who have a wall of macaws.

We have been able to party with great people and will do so again!

Fahrrad Porno

Hallo! Ich bin ein pornograza!

We have arrived in the lions den and are getting ready to share the wonderful world of inspiring bicycle smut with the Fatherland! What a fabulous way to start off an epic six-month tour of Europe! This is by far the most ambitious adventure of bikesexuality we have ever taken on! Yes! We do exclaim!

We are fortunate to have a great team of happy-go-fucky bike punks who will be keeping us moving and grooving across the Euro landscape. Expect dossiers on us all soon, as well as an updated tour schedule. But until then, we are ecstatic that we made it (and hope that our luggage and bikes find their way to us soon).

What did the German dumpster diver say to the pile of bread?

Glutten Tag