A history of Bike Smut

In the past four SIX NINE (!) years we have shared our program of erotic bicycle movies quite a few times, in quite a few places. Hundreds of screenings later we still have never had any leaks!

"How can that be?" you ask.

Great follow up question, thank you for helping us illuminate this idea further.

We do not make DVDs (generally), we do not send screeners to the media. The filmmakers privacy is sacred and we shall not violate that trust and even though selling DVDs would make this a financially viable institution, and sending copies to the media would get us a butt load of press, we say "nay!" (often with a stuffy, British voice). "Nay, we shalt cheapen the experience of gathering as a community together!" For once we see in each other these ideals we can't help from recognizing that freedom of movement via human powered transportation and sexual liberation not only come from similar origins but also deliver you to a beautiful future!

But we are cleaning up things around here, so this ever expanding list of shows that used to be available on the sidebar and caused much confusion is going to live in this dark corner of the Bike Smut blog from now on.

Thanks for the mamories!

(UPDATE: now in chronological order)

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The Pornography of the Bicycle
 
The Cascadian Bike Porn Tour (2007)
9/17 Seattle
9/19 Bellingham
9/21 Vancouver B.C.

The Bike Calipornification Tour (2007-8)
12/28 - Los Angeles
1/2/08 - Davis
1/3/08 - San Francisco
1/5/08 - Cottage Grove


The Bike Porn Eastern Swing! (2008) 

3/13 Minneapolis

3/14 Chicago

3/18 Columbus

3/19 Pittsburgh

3/22 New York

3/24 Philadelphia

3/26 Washington DC

3/27 Richmond

3/31 Chapel Hill, NC

4/1 Nashville Rat Patrol House implodes, "shitstorm" cited

4/3 Denver

4/4 SLC

Bike Porn goes to Bike Prom! (2008)

4/25 Victoria with special screening of the Velo Vixen documentary

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Bike Smut 2: Bikexploitation

6/13/08 Clinton Street Theater

10/2/08 Hollywood Theater

Bike Porn Cascadian Bikexploitation Tour (2008)

9/18 Bellingham

9/20 Seattle

9/22 Olympia

Westward HO! Bikexploitation Tour

10/6 Boise

10/7 Pocatello

10/9 Salt Lake City

10/16 Ft Collins

10/17 Boulder

10/18 Denver

10/21 Moab

10/24 Durango

10/27 Albuquerque

10/29 Houston

11/1 Austin

11/5 Bisbee

11/6 Tucson

11/13 Phoenix

11/19 San Diego

11/21 Pitzer College

11/23 Los Angeles!

11/25 Santa Cruz

11/28 San Francisco

11/29 Oakland

12/4 Eugene


Viva Canada
4/26 Victoria BC w/ Bike Prom
5/29 Vancouver with pirates!

 

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Bike Smut 3 CYCLE BOUND

6/12 Portland - World Premiere

 6/22 Portland - Bonus screenings

Chain Whip Tour: Oct-Nov 2009

• 10/14 Boise, Idaho
• 10/16 Ogden, UT
• 10/17 Salt Lake City, UT
• 10/23 Boulder, CO
• 10/24 Fort Collins, CO
• 10/30 Denver, CO
• 11/4 Fruita, CO
  
• 11/6 Moab, UT
• Durango, CO
• 11/8 Albuquerque, NM
  
• 11/11 Flagstaff, AZ
• 11/14 Las Vegas, NV
• 11/18 Reno, NV
• 11/20 Ashland, OR
  
• 12/3 Eugene, OR
• 12/5 Corvallis, OR

.. THE BACKLASH TOUR ..
February - June 2010
Imagine a DIY porn caravan heading south to Baja, East to the Atlantic, North to Canada, and all the way home to Cascadia.
50 cities in 100 days... yes, you may crap yourself on our behalf.


2/5 Vancouver,
2/6 Victoria,
2/11 Portland
2/15 Eugene
2/18 Ashland
Sacramento
Davis, CA POSTPONED
2/19 San Francisco
2/20 SF
2/21 Oakland
2/25 Santa Barbara
2/26 Claremont Colleges
2/27 Los Angles
2/28 Long Beach
3/1 San Diego
3/3 Tempe
3/4 Tucson
3/6 Bisbee
3/8 San Antonio
3/10 Austin
3/12 Houston
3/13 New Orleans
3/16 Mobile
3/17 Pensacola
3/18 Gainesville
3/19 Orlando
3/20 Sarasota
3/23 Jacksonville
3/25 Savannah
3/26 Atlanta
3/27 Asheville
3/31 Carrboro
4/2 Richmond
4/7 Baltimore
4/8 Washington DC
4/9 Lancaster
4/11 Philadelphia
4/12 somewhere in NJ? NEIN!
4/16 Brooklyn
4/18 New Haven
4/19 Providence
4/21 Boston
4/22 White River Jct, VT
4/23 Ottawa
4/24 Montreal
4/25 Toronto
4/26 Buffalo
4/27 Pittsburgh
4/28 Columbus
4/30 Detroit
5/1 Chicago
5/4 Milwaukee
5/5 Madison
5/8 Minneapolis
5/12 Winnipeg
5/14 Regina
5/15 Saskatoon
5/18 Edmonton
5/21 Calgary
5/25 Missoula
5/27 Bellingham
5/29 Vancouver
6/4 Olympia

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Bike Smut 4:PLAY

The 2011 Northern Exposure Tour
1/28 Victoria
1/29 Vancouver
2/5 Seattle
2/11 Olympia
3/3 Pullman
3/6 Bozeman
3/7 Minneapolis
3/11 Madison
3/12 Milwaukee
3/13 Chicago
3/16 Detroit
3/18 Buffalo
3/26 Toronto
3/27 Ottawa
3/30 Montreal
3/31 Burlington, VT
4/1 Boston
4/2 Boston
4/6 Providence
4/9 New York

European Tour

Lipzig
27 April - Vienna, Austria
30 April - Budapest, Hungary
2 May - Fabrica, Bucharest, Romania
6 May - Lambda Istanbul, İstanbul, Turkey
13 May - ODTÜ, Ankara, Turkey
15 May - Kaos GL, Ankara, Turkey
17 May - Boğaziçi Üniversitesi, İstanbul, Turkey
18 May - Empire Project Gallery, Istanbul, Turkey
26 May - BFest, Athens, Greece
29 May - Cerkno, Slovenia
31 May - Social Center Rog, Ljubljana, Slovenia
2 June - Zagreb, Croatia
3 June - Kino Udarnik, Maribor, Slovenia
7 June - MKSMC, Koper, Slovenia
10 June - Wien Bikekitchen, Vienna, Austria
12 June - Kapu, Linz, Austria
13 June - Styrian Sprint Shop, Graz, Austria
15 June - Cross Club, Prague, Czech Republic
17 to 19 June - GenderFuck festival, Tabor, Czech Republic
20 June - Galerie Skleněná Louka, Brno, Czech Republic
21 June - Bratislava Bikekitchen, Bratislava, Slovakia
22 June - Klub 29, Pardubice, Czech Republic
24 June - Cafe Miesna, Poznan, Poland
28 June to 3 July - Bike Punk Fest, Warsaw, Poland
5 July - Lenin Shipyard, Gdansk, Poland
7 July - King Kong Klub, Berlin, Germany
9 Berlin - Schwelle 7, Berlin, Germany
14 July - Autonomes Zentrum, Cologne, Germany
15 July - Gangerviertel, Hamburg, Germany
16 July - Erbse, Kiel, Germany
21 July - Kontrapunkt, Malmo, Sweden
23 July - Bokkafe Velgo, Gothenburg, Sweden
25 July to 31 July - Queer Festival, Copenhagen, Denmark
30 July - Kopi Squat, Berlin, Germany
3 August - Filmhuis Cavia, Amsterdam, The Netherlands
5-6 August - DIY Bikefest, Scheveningen, The Netherlands
7 August - Passing Clouds, London, England
12 August - The Motorcycle Showroom, Bristol, England
14 August - Yard Theatre, Manchester, England
20-21 August - Supernormal Festival, Oxfordshire, England
27 August - The Forest, Edinburgh, Scotland
28 August - Islington Mill, Manchester, England
30 August - Royal Vauxhall Tavern, London, England
31 August - ReWorks, Cambridge, England
1 September - Colorama, London, England
2 September - The Marlborough Theatre, Brighton, England
7 September - Andrea's house, Brussels, Belgium
8 September - Les Marmottes, Amiens, France
10 September - Nicolas Ehrhart Cycles &Le Houla Oups, Paris, France
16 September - Casablanca, Madrid, Spain
17 September - Patio Maravillas, Madrid, Spain
22 September - Teatro de los Manantiales, Valencia, Spain
24 September - My Beautiful Parking, Barcelona, Spain
27 September - Le Trou de Balle, Toulouse, France
29 September - Association le No, Marseilles, France
30 September - Un p'tit vélo dans la tête, Grenoble, France
1 October - Les Tanneries, Dijon, France
2-3 October - Tostaki, Lyon, France
5 October - Cinema Oblo, Lausanne, Switzerland
6 October - Csoa Gabrio, Turin, Italy
7 October - Cascina Torchiera, Milan, Italy
8 October - Sos Furnace, Milan, Italy
9 October - Mondrian Suite, Rome, Italy
11 October - Ciclofficina, Modena, Italy
12 October - Autonomer Beauty Salon, Zurich, Switzerland
14 October - Kafe Marat, Munich, Germany
27 October - Porn Film Fest Berlin separatist show

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[[[Bike Smut 5: Speed and The Orgasm Trail are missing]]


Bike Smut 6:Turning TriXXX

PORTLAND
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SEATTLE
Sun Aug 19
20/20 Cycles @ 20th and Union
7:15

BEND
Thu Sept 6Tin Pan Cinema @ Tin Pan Alley
7:15 and 9:15

SALT LAKE
Sat Sept 8 - 8pm
.3 % Productions - 1130 S. Richards St

BOULDER, CO
Wed Sept 12 - 7pm
Phoenix Asylum - 2510 47th St

DENVER, CO
Fri Sept 14 - 10:30pm
Deer Pile - 206 East 13th Ave

Ft. Collins, CO
Sat Sept 15 - 10:30pm
Lyric Cafe - 300 E Mountain

BOZEMAN, MT
Wed Sept 19 - 7pm
The Procrastinator - Strand Union @MSU

Minneapolis, MN

Sat, Sept 22 - 10pm

Bedlam Theatre - The Ivy Building - 2714 27th Street E

Madison, WI
Wed Sept 26 - 7pm
Lothlorien Co Op 244 W Lakelawn Pl

Milwaukee, WI
Thu Sept 27 - 8pm
Public House - 815 E Locust St

Chicago, IL
Sat Sept 29 - 11:59pm
Music Box

Detroit, MI
Sat Oct 6 - 9:15pm
Crass City Theater - 3420 Cass Ave

Toronto, ON
Thu Oct 11 - 8:30pm
CineCycle - behind 129 Spadina Ave

Ottawa, ON
Sat Oct 13
TBA brewpub

Montreal, QB
Tue Oct 16 - 9:30pmCafe Artere - 7000 Ave du Parc

Burlington, VT
Thu Oct 18
The Firefly - 200 main st.

Boston, MA
Fri Oct 19 - 7:30, 9:15, 11pm
The Video Underground -
385 Centre Street Jamaica Plain

Providence, RI
Sat Oct 20 - 9pm
Dungeon C

Providence, RI
Sun Oct 21 - 6pm
Libertalia - 280 Broadway #200

Brooklyn, NY
Thu Oct 25 - 830pm
Goodbye Blue Monday - 1087 Broadway


Washington DC
Fri Oct 26
Sova - 1359 H Street Northeast

Richmond, VA
Sun Oct 28
Movie Loft

Asheville, NC
Mon Oct 29
Shit House

New Orleans, LA
Sat Nov 3
Mud Lark

Houston, TX
Mon Nov 5
Notsuoh - 314 Main St
314 Main Street 

Mexico City
Sabado, Nov 17
Casa Bicitecas, Central Del Pueblo,  Republica De Nicaragua #15  Colonia Centro

Guadalajara
Saturday, December 1, 2012 

Agustín de la Rosa 696  FALTA NUMBERO! VA A 616

Guadalajara, Mexico
Mericules 5 Dec

Agustin de la Rosa 616

Puebla, Mexico
Sábado 15 de diciembre

 Oaxaca, Mexico
26 Dec
THE END OF ALL CAPS (after surviving the end of the world at the Rainbow Gathering in Planaque, a Mayan ruin in Chiapas)
 Cafe Central
http://www.colectivocentral.com/

Cidudad de Mexico
29 Dec
the end of the year
Puebla Central w Bicitekas

2013

United States

 Austin, TXJanuary 5
29th St Ballroom
w Bed Post Confessions and Queer Ride

San Antonio, TX
January 8
Boneshakers

Tucson, AZ
January 11
The Screening Room

Phoenix, AZ
January 12
Trunk Space

CALIFORNIA

Friday Jan 18

HIGHLAND PARK

The Bike Oven

3706 N. Figueora St

8pm , $5 

Saturday Jan 19

SILVER LAKE

Church of FUN

4109 melrose ave
6pm and 10pm, $5 presale, $10 day of show

Sunday Jan 20

LONG BEACH

We Labs

105 W Broadway

Santa Cruz
Sat. Jan 23rd
Bike church
703 pacific ave.  

Oakland
Sunday Feb 3rd
 The Roll Up Bicycle Shop & Art Space
4401 San Leandro St

San Fancisco
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
El Rio
3158 Mission St., San Francisco

Davis, California
friday, April, 19
The Domes

Friday, May 17
Sudo Room
2141 Broadway
8:30,

Come Find Me - World Premiere

Saturday, June 1st
Center for Sex and Culture  1349 Mission Street
8 - 10 pm,

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Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express

2013

6/12 Portland

7/12 Anchorage

7/20 Vancouver

7/6 Homer, AK

8/30 Salt Lake

8/4 Seattle

9/1 Ogden

9/10 Ft. Collins

9/5 Boulder

9/6 Denver

9/7 Denver

10/1 Indianapolis

10/10 Toronto

10/17 Montreal

10/21 Burlington

10/24 Troy

10/29 Boston

11/1 Brooklyn

11/10 DC

11/14 RVA

11/17 Raleigh

11/23 Asheville, NC

11/24 Knoxville, TN

11/6 Philadelphia

11/8 Baltimore

12/01 Nashville

12/04 Memphis

12/11 Athens, GA

12/13 Jacksonville

12/15 Gainesville

12/22 New Orleans

12/26 Houston

12/29 Galveston

2014
1/11 San Antonio
1/17 Austin
1/19 Dallas
1/26 NOLA
2/1 Houston




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Bike Smut 8: Come Again


2014

September
12 Portland - world premiere (with a screening of Aftermass)
16 Eugene
21 Eureka

October
2 San Francisco
4 Davis
8 Oakland
9 Emeryville
11 San Jose
19 San Luis Obispo
24 LA

November

6 Boulder @ PhoenixAsylum

8 Denver @Velowood Cyclery

11 Ft Collins @LyricCinema

12 Col Springs @Voodoo Leatherworks

14 Salt Lake @Physic's Warehouse

16 Albuquerque @Pornotopia

21 Phoenix @ Space 55

22 Tucson @ Screening Room

December

6 Austin @ North Door

18 San Antonio @ K23 Gallery

23 Houston @Notsuoh





2015
January/ Ener

3 New Orleans

10 Puebla

17 Mexico City

18 Mexico City AGAIN!

Febrero

1 Puerto Escondito

6 Guadalajara

10 GDL encore!

12 Mexicali

14 Salton Sea
19 LA - Church of Fundraiser
21 San Jose
28 Oakland

March
3 San Francisco
8 Las Vegas
14 Tucson @ Cyberspunk
21 Jacksonville @ Zen Cog
23 St Augustine @ Shanghai Nobby's

April 
 24 Toronto w the Feminist Porn Awards!

May
2 Montreal
6 Burlington
10 Boston w/ Dr Sketchy
12 Troy
14 Buffalo
22 Detroit
29 Kansas City

June
6 Memphis
9 Peoria
12 Chicago

16 Milwaukee
17 Madison

20 Minneapolis

July  
23 Vancouver BC

Bike Smut: Back in the Saddle a second European explor-tation

 March Mars Marzo März

7 Geneve

8 Lausanne

11 St-Étienne

12 Grenoble

13 Lyon

April Avril Aprile April

13 Paris @ La Mutinerie - 178 Rue Saint-Martin

14 Ghent 

17 Brussels @ Byrrh - 4 rue dieudonné lefevre , 1020 bruxelles

18 Amsterdam @ Filmhuis Cavia - Van Hallstraat 52-1HG

22 Zurich

26 Catania, Italia @ Zeronove - Via Opificio 12

May Mai Maggio Mai 

7 Palermo @ Taverna Bukowski - piazzetta teatro santa cecilia 22 @ 19h

10 Torino @ Csoa Gabrio - via Francesco Millio 42 @ 21h

17-18 Milano @ Leoncavallo

21 Modena @ Libera - via del Tirassegno 7 @ 21:30

30 Roma @ ExSnia -  via Prenestina 173 @ 23:59

June Juin Giugno Juni

2 Roma @ ciclofficina del gazometro - via Caboto, 15 - ostiense @ 21h

CANCELLED

6 Napoli @ ex Asylum - Vico G.Maffei 65 @21h, post CM

11 Pescara Sweet Polo Porno Party!

14 Rimini @ Grotta Rossa @DIY FEST - Via della Lontra, 40

19 Bologna @ Xm24 - via Fioravanti, 24

22 Vicenza @ ADA Lab - via Btg. Framarin 42

27 Padova @ TBA after Critical Mass

July Juillet Luglio Juli 

3 Zagreb @ FB event  20h

10 Maribor

12 Graz

16 Leipzig @ Giesserstrasse 16. 21h @ Bike Wars

18 Augsburg @ CityClub, Königsplatz. 20h

19 Munich @ Akademiestr 2-4. 20h

24 Linz @ BikeKitchen kapuzinerstrasse 36 21h

25 Bratislava @ Jamaica 

26 Vienna @ Schikaneder Margaretenstraße 24. 22h

August Août Agosto August

5 Vienna "B-sides" @ grillplatz 13, Donau Insel

8 Brno @ FBB Klub Na Dráze, Nadražní 9, 21:30h

10 Pardubice @ Inner Dark Polská 898, 20h

15 Prague Pride w Queer Noises

28 Copenhagen

30 Malmo

September

2 Hamburg

4 Kiel @ Muthesius-Hochschule Kiel Industriedesign Lorentzendamm 6-8  

6 Berlin @ Eiszeitkino, Zeughofstraße 20 

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Bike Smut 9: Science Friction

2015
June
25 Portland, world premiere

July
11 Las Vegas, with the opening of the world's largest sex bike at the Erotic Heritage Museum

18 Anchorage, Alaska part of the Midnight Sunburn bike polo tournament

August
9 Seattle, at the Center For Sex Positive Culture

September
3 Burning Man w Tender Heckles 9:15 and "A" st.

November
8 Denver
10 Ft. Collins
18 Boulder
22 Colorado Springs

[THE LONGEST ELAPSED TIME WITHOUT A SCREENING SINCE 2008]

2016
April
23 Bristol
29 London

May
5 San Francisco
7 Los Angeles
7 Nuremberg
21 Amsterdam

June
3 Philadelphia
5 NYC Porn Film Fest


July
14 Vienna

August
7 Boston with lecture by rev.phil on what the fuck is this shit?
25 Burlington with special coverage by Rachel Elizabeth Jones
28 Troy with a Bare as You Dare Ride
31 White River Junction

September
10 Montreal (feat. the consumate entertainer's epic meltdown via liberal intolerance)
17 Harvest Fest
22 Toronto
24 Buffalo
27 Columbus, OH

October
1 Detroit Bike!Bike!
9 Chicago
15 Milwaukee
27 Minneapolis Cancelled! Wow! That's only happened like once before! (we missed the Slovenian National Downhill Championships when the gear box of our tour van, Stonewall Johnson, blew up in northern Greece)

29 Berlin Porn Film Festival

2017
MEXICO

¡FINAL FELIZ EN MEXICO!

APRIL  
21 World Bicycle Forum Ciudad de México, Casa Biciteka, 21h

28 NAASN @ Biblioteca Social Reconstruir, Godard y Delibes, Guadalupe Victoria II, 18h

MAY
1 Hotel Condesa DF
9 San Cristobal, Chiapas
11 Oaxaca City
12 Puebla Centro Historica
13 Puebla
14 Cholula

October
8 en Barcelona @ Rueda International Cycling Film Festival

14 en Toulouse, France

2018

Friday, Feb 17 - Mexicali @ The Hive Sun, Feb 18th - TWO SHOWS - Melbourne @ Longplay

Thu,  March 1 - Sydney  @ The Red Rattler Theatre

Fri, March 2 - New Castle  @ The Royal Exchange

Thursday, March 29  - New Orleans @ Zeitgeist
Thursday, July 26 - Vancouver, BC @ The Rio  Yay! We helped SAVE THE RIO!
 

wow slowest year ever?!? so exciting! can we do even less next year? stay tuned. Same smut channel, rather infrequently smut time!


2019

Friday, April 26, Kansas City @ Stray Cat Film Center
Performances by Drugs & Attics, Riki Wallen, KC Roller Derby
Space Kink Costume Contest
Beer by Cinder Block, Brewery Emperial, Torn Label
Wednesday May 8, Denver @ The Oriental Theater - SPONSORED BY: Awakenings Boutique, Velowood Cyclery, Vanilla Kink, Hey, Denver/Colorado Health Network, MiddleMan, Studio Friction, Planned Parenthood Rocky Mountains

A HORRIBLE MIRACLE HAPPENS! THERE IS NO BIKE SMUT... until