The Best of the Worst - World Premiere

It happening again but not as it has ever been done before.

Ravenous bikesexuals have been asking for a "best of Bike Smut" program for several years. But we have refused because if more than a decade of organizing art showcases of diverse methods of "getting on and getting off... bikes" has taught us its that one person's flat tire is another's unicycle. So rather than play favorites we are gonna go the opposite direction and play red-headed stepchild.

THE BEST OF THE WORST

More than just bikes or sex, this one night only show will permit Denver, Colorado's adult, consensual audience to engage with the most provocative bike-fucking films ever made.

This show will include frequent interaction with the audience.

Prepare for us to ask questions you have likely avoided answering for decades. 

One part film school, one part game show, all parts genital.

This may be the only time this show is ever produced.

Get ready to get uncomfortable

Wednesday, May 8th, Two Thousand Nineteen years into the Common Era

The Oriental Theater - Get tix now!

Doors at 7pm. Show at 8pm

21+ only

SPONSORED BY

Be Vibrant/PPRM, 

Awakenings Boutique, 

Velowood Cyclery, 

Vanilla Kink,

Hey, Denver/Colorado Health Network, 

Things to do in Denver When You Are Dead Sexy

BIKESEXUAL BAJEEBUS! WE GOT SPONSORS!

Velowood Cyclery: The only bike shop in Denver brave enough to be a public-facing sponsor for Bike Smut! A full-service bike shop with a personal touch. 

Vibrant: Vibrant offers high-end toys and supplies for adventurous adults, with proceeds going to support Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains.

The Drop: The Drop is the HIV-testing center for PPRM that provides free testing and helpful services for sexual health, as well as a safe community space. 

Awakening: Denver's female-focused and female-owned pleasure center, now in TWO locations: RiNo and Broadway! So fun, so pretty, so approachable!

Vanilla Kink: the by-appointment and online toy store specializing in kinky stuff for all orientations, coming soon to brick-and-mortar near Sloan's Lake. So many collars, so little time. 

Studio Friction: The rope-and-aerials studio for circus and bondage in the Santa Fe neighborhood. Events, classes, and workshops available for all sorts of skills and fun!

Hey, Denver: A sweet group of folks who provide HIV/STI testing and harm reduction counseling and services to anyone who would like them. A great place to check in and keep yourself safe and healthy!

Middleman is the official after party for Bike Smut: Denver! Join in the group ride and dance your bikesexual urges into a proper frothy cocktail and drink that shit down while dancing to actual fucking vinyl by DJ Salthands!