June 20, 2008

A call out for some extra dirty cycling

Last year we had such an impressive turnout that we decided to hold a repeat screening of the program. It was remixed to include a short by Gus Van Sant staring Flea singing and strutting around.

Once again we sold out the Clinton Street Theater and once again we will strive to create a marvelously humptastic swan song.

Coming out of the theater people's eyes were bright with joy and excitement. But there was something more... many participants felt that given the opportunity they would have made more sexualized, more exploitative bike movies. These cocky fucking bike zealots need a stage to share their art! So, in the spirit of openness (as well as put-up-or-shut-up-ness) we present your opportunity to make it quick and dirty.

Bikexploitation Redux
submit by July 21st 2008

That is approximately one month from this original posting. After that you will have to put up with molesting your bike in private.

June 7, 2008

"Pass my vat o' lube, the internets look appealing"

Clicky Clicky! The internerds are awash in bike porn!

Our crack staff of media whores have been out "packing the bottom brackets" of local bloggers. The world premiere of Bike Porn 2: bikexploitation is this Friday the 13th of June. The sexy bikers of Portland have stunningly high expectations of the upcoming show.

Jonathan Maus of Bike Portland and Matt Davis of The Portland Mercury were kind enough to promote our exploits in shy, perhaps even cute adherence to the "talk about porn but make sure that you provide fair NSFW warning to avoid getting your surfers fired" rule. Thanks to you both for double teaming the release of the new trailer.

If you are planing on coming out we heartily suggest that you prepare yourself for excess. That could mean consuming energy drinks ("CORE" is 10% alcohol, leaving only 90% energy?), and/or wearing a crown of leaves and a bed sheet as there is a "300" themed ride leaving from the Clinton Street Theater to the MMR directly after the show ends.

This years submissions come from a variety of places: Seattle, Santa Cruz, Columbus, Brooklyn to name a few. Thus this program is much more than just one person's idea of a cool way to spend the night. This program includes many interpretations, but there are plenty more voices that need to be heard. Start your conspiring and make something you will be proud of.

Thank you pornographers, supporters and fluffers!

June 2, 2008

Bike Porn 2 commeth in your face!

This promotional video is a collection of quotes and images from last year's show and beyond.

Click to play we me

The world premiere of Bike Porn 2: bikexploitation is Friday, June 13th at the Clinton Street Theater. Dont forget about the "300" theamed spartan/toga ride leaving from the theater to meet up with the Midnight Mystery Ride after the show.