February 25, 2015

Alas, Poor Queer Porn Tube, We Knew Them Well


We sometimes get fan mail, we would like to think that our bike-fucking fans are more prone to use proper syntax and grammar than other online hecklers but its hard to tell. No matter its time to do something about all this bikeporn suffering going around.

Earlier this year our amazing friend, Courtney Trouble issued this statement:
This morning I had to shut down QueerPornTube.Com because, for the eleventh-thousandth time, it crashed it’s own server. The bandwidth is just too high, especially since I added mobile capabilities. It really sucks to have to put one of my most popular sites on hold, but it’s broken, and I’m busy.
I feel like most porn should be paid for. It costs money to make, performers need to make a living, producers need to survive, new projects can’t be funded on critical acclaim alone.
However, a lot of porn that’s made in the queer community isn’t made for profit, it’s made for the art of it or a solid political message. Sometimes it’s just being made so the person who made it can be seen. I would say that the most important work that’s been made in the realm of queer porn wasn’t made for money, isn’t commercial, and should be accessable to those who desperately need positive imagery of queer lifestyles. Queer porn educated and inspires and sets trends in a world that discourages fluidity, sexuality, and the transfer of health and sexuality information.
This tube site is super important to me because I want people to see the kind of porn that queer people make. It’s crucial that our art and opinions are part of the larger conversation. And it’s crucial that it can be found for free.
QueerPornTube.Com needs a dedicated server, and a dedicated person to monitor and manage it. I am able to do this myself, but it’s always been a labor of love and something that I pay for out of pocket, because I need to to exist and I want it to exist.
So, hopefully I’ll be able to make it work again soon and I’ll bring it back up. It might be a week, it might be a month, it might be a year.
I apologize to those film makers out there using the service to hold their content – it WILL exist when the site goes back up. We may all need to go check out embedded video outputs as the HTML may change when the site gets properly upgraded. I’ll maintain my updates here in this post.
Thank you for your understanding, and God Save Queer Porn Tube! Eventually.
Courtney Trouble

Maybe some of you have seen how several of our favorite films are no longer visible online. Its a terrible thing because we have come to depend on Queer Porn Tube to help us share our rather radical message of human-powered transportation and sex-positive culture.  Now we are stuck hoping we can sneak videos onto some other server or deal with the kinda obnoxious advertisements of other, less ethical porno servers.

We will struggle on as best as we can.

February 24, 2015

Come Again in Your Bay Area!

From the South Bay to the East Bay to the (they never call it) West Bay, Bike Smut is involved in a serious Bay Area Reach Around!

We are jumping head first into the densely populated, surprisingly shallow waters!

pooping floatation devices is prohibited

OAKLAND    -   FaceCrack Link

Saturday February 28

Omni - 4799 Shattuck Ave.

  • doors at 8:30pm

  • show at 9:00pm


SAN FRANCISCO  -   FaceCrack Link

Tuesday, March 3rd

Balançoire - 2565 Mission St, 

  • doors at 6:30pm

  • show at 6:45pm


No lifeguard on duty.



February 17, 2015

Reaching Around the Cuntinent

Mexico, Mexicali, Calixo, California, Uber Allies?

We are back in the US!

After being treated to some of Mexico's finest flavors and a fuck load of new porn we are recharged to bring some great new cycloerotismo to the rest of North America!

Here is what we have planned for the next few months:

UPDATE: A secret screening and erotic book reading event is happening Thursday night!

This weekend we enjoyed a desert full of crazed bike fucks, next week we are slappin mallets with San Jose's finest bike jocks! (And their jock straps!) Afterthat we will retake the rest of The Bay. Working with our friends using direct democracy on the front lines fighting social injustice in Oakland and also friends using karaoke to bring out the silly drunks in SF.

In March we will end our 5 year hiatus of Las Vegas. It is a painful place to experience and even more difficult to live there (which explains the prevalence of cheep booze). But we go back and plan to dominate The Strip as well as the hordes of mindless consumers who will flock to our liberating loins like so many moths' mouths to our glowing bicycle fleshlights!

We celebrate EPIC PI DAY (3.14.15 @ 9:26.53PM MST) with those wild Tucson queers at CYBERSPUNK an erotic book club art show.

Then we blast up and over the East Coast, starting with Jacksonville then bouncing over to St Augustine (our first time ever) then working our way north to Montreal then west back to Cascadia... with stops in St Louis and Memphis.
 Lots of great shows and epic opportunities for the good touch... common, Hand Of God, give us that holey reach around!

Wanna feel the grace? Contact bikesmut@gmail.com for booking!

February 10, 2015

¡Ultimo BiciPorno de Mexico!

Jueves, Feb 12
Calz. De las Americas #1503 (Entre Díaz Mirón y Manuel Acuña)
Cuota de recuperación: $50


thanks to Blue Villa for the original artwork for Bike Smut 4! Great time to be recycling!
contact artbyblu@gmail.com for more excellent illustrations

February 8, 2015

Mas Murjes en Mexico... ¡No Mames wey!

Last night we packed in the sexy Guadalajara bikers like so many salty fish.

But we not done canning this amazing fucking city!

 One more great show up on Tuesday then our final Mexican screening will be in Mexicali! Our first time in that region!

Martes, 10 Feb
El Cardenal, Escorza, Americana,

Jueves, 12 Feb
Calz. De las Americas #1503 (Entre Díaz Mirón y Manuel Acuña)
Cuota de recuperación: $50


Bike Smut curator, Reverend Phil on a Mexican Radio