- 10/6 Boise @ The Red Room
- 10/7 Pocatello
- 10/9-10 Salt Lake City @
- 10/15 Boulder
- 10/16 Ft Collins
- 10/18 Denver at Orange Cat Studios
- 10/20 Grand Junction
- 10/21 Moab
- 10/23-26 Durango
- 10/27 Albuquerque
- 10/29 Houston
- 10/31 Austin
- 11/4 Marfa
- 11/5 Bisbee
- 11/6-9 Tucson
- 11/11-15 Tempe
- 11/16 San Diego
- 11/20 Los Angeles
- 11/22 Santa Cruz
- 11/28 San Francisco
- 11/29 Oakland
- 12/1 Davis
- 12/5 Corvallis/Eugene homecoming show
September 30, 2008
"Westward Ho" Bikexploitation tour
The Westward Ho Bikexploitation Tour encompasses the western United States in October and November. If you are (or know of) fun-loving, sexy bikers in any of these cities we are excited to meat you!
September 27, 2008
Bringing bike porn home
The message is loud and clear: the family that creatively expresses themselves together has babies with dangerously oversized genitalia.
Congratulations to C-SAW who made this wonderfully disturbing work of art for our recent bike porn collage off. For his contribution to the cause of safe family cycling this one-a-kind piece will be made available at the next screening.
Thursday, October 2nd
Hollywood Theater
4122 NE Sandy Blvd
Where we will show not just one program of sexy bike action, but two! For the first time ever in Portland both The Pornography of the Bicycle and Bike Porn 2: Bikexploitation will play back to back!
Get your tickets now at: http://www.filmaction.org/engaging/
(online ticket sales... another first for Bike Porn Industries.)
Apologies to everyone who was expecting us to come up with a clever way of saying "bike porn has got HollyWOOD". Pictures, submissions and other "good" ideas are welcome at bikesmut@gmail.com
September 21, 2008
Halfway there!
The Cascadian Bikexploitation tour has been rolling strong!
In Bellingham we had 2 near sellout shows even though Western Washington was on break (when do colleges start their session anyway?). In Seattle the rain would try and dampen us but we were already wet. Such adversities were no match for sexy bikers and the publics demand for origional programming. Crotchs with and without bikeshorts were ungulating on the side 40 ft brick building. A standing room only show on the inside at the The Mix Lounge + projecting AND both programs back2back on the building across the street left the citizens of Georgetown pleasantly startled. We hope similar exitment on Monday in Olympia as we bring Bike Porn to the historic Capitol Theater for the 1st time ever.
How will Washington's State Capitol respond?
In Bellingham we had 2 near sellout shows even though Western Washington was on break (when do colleges start their session anyway?). In Seattle the rain would try and dampen us but we were already wet. Such adversities were no match for sexy bikers and the publics demand for origional programming. Crotchs with and without bikeshorts were ungulating on the side 40 ft brick building. A standing room only show on the inside at the The Mix Lounge + projecting AND both programs back2back on the building across the street left the citizens of Georgetown pleasantly startled. We hope similar exitment on Monday in Olympia as we bring Bike Porn to the historic Capitol Theater for the 1st time ever.
How will Washington's State Capitol respond?
206 5th Ave
September 20, 2008
Reigning in Seattle
Concerns of inhospitable weather for an outdoor screening were verified in spades this early morning. The Cascadian Bikexploitation Tour is resiliant, creative and most importantly of all, lucky. A kickass gallery just 2 blocks from the outdoor space away from the flooded backyard.
The Pornography of the Bicycle
and
Bike Porn 2: Bikexploitation
Saturday, September 20th
The Mix Lounge (aka Christoff Gallery)
6004 12th Ave S #17
Seattle, WA 98108
www.christoffgallery.com
8pm
TONIGHT!
Thanks to the great folks of the FBK who reluctantly gave up their hosting rights so we could be dry.
The Pornography of the Bicycle
and
Bike Porn 2: Bikexploitation
Saturday, September 20th
The Mix Lounge (aka Christoff Gallery)
6004 12th Ave S #17
Seattle, WA 98108
www.christoffgallery.com
8pm
TONIGHT!
Thanks to the great folks of the FBK who reluctantly gave up their hosting rights so we could be dry.
September 18, 2008
Tonight in Bellingham!
It is Thursday Sept 18th and time for the world premiere of Bikexploitation Recalibration
Make your way to the Pickford Cinema early for one of two screenings
7p and 9:15p
Hopefully there will be no more riots.
September 12, 2008
Bikes too Sexy
It is the job of a people to define what is and is not appropriate for a given community. That is the nature of obscenity law.
That being said we have mixed feelings about the "action" going on in the Hasidic Jewish district of South Bedford in Brooklyn.
Fighting the shame associated with just having a body, never mind a (partially) NAKED body is significant. Such is the nature of Bike Porn. Becoming as comfortable on your bike as you are in your skin seems perfectly natural.
But this news story does bring up an interesting idea, where does the "as bare as you dare" bike ride's freedom of expression end? Can we really say that cat suits are the end of the line? Would a crotchless rekelekh be less disturbing?
With bikers fearing a San Francisco style loss of momentum and Brooklyn Hasids wondering how much leg is Kosher, both sides are left wondering, "when will it end?"
We consulted with a number of bicycle religious representatives about this issueplease stand by.
UPDATE: Lee is a Fossilosopher and frequent naked bike rider... so we are certain that publishing his views on this website is totally Fair and Balanced reporting.
So will the disrespect they feel increase and what do you think might happen if they continue to feel more under siege?
Their ritual of dancing to pray leads us to believe that perhaps there is some sort of connection between all things. Imagine... Kevin Bacon is a sexy bicycle messenger in "Quicksilver" MEANWHILE he is told he cannot dance because of religion in "Footloose".
So would these women's protest carry more weight if they said they decided not wearing clothes while riding a bike was a ritual?
That being said we have mixed feelings about the "action" going on in the Hasidic Jewish district of South Bedford in Brooklyn.
Fighting the shame associated with just having a body, never mind a (partially) NAKED body is significant. Such is the nature of Bike Porn. Becoming as comfortable on your bike as you are in your skin seems perfectly natural.
But this news story does bring up an interesting idea, where does the "as bare as you dare" bike ride's freedom of expression end? Can we really say that cat suits are the end of the line? Would a crotchless rekelekh be less disturbing?
With bikers fearing a San Francisco style loss of momentum and Brooklyn Hasids wondering how much leg is Kosher, both sides are left wondering, "when will it end?"
We consulted with a number of bicycle religious representatives about this issue
UPDATE: Lee is a Fossilosopher and frequent naked bike rider... so we are certain that publishing his views on this website is totally Fair and Balanced reporting.
I don't know if the Hasidim are really more evil or hypocritical than other neighborhood activists who try to stop bike lanes, but they are so off mainstream, the whole thing looks really weird. Do you know about their religious practice? The men dance to pray (as do Fossilosophers). They come from a mystical movement of 18th century Poland.Thanks Lee.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baal_Shem_Tov
I think the Hasidim in NYC (or maybe this is one loud Hasid) are making a show of their folly in front of the world and i think they feel disrespected and misunderstood as a group and have developed a siege mentality. So this will multiply the misunderstanding
- Lee of Vancouver, BC
So will the disrespect they feel increase and what do you think might happen if they continue to feel more under siege?
Their ritual of dancing to pray leads us to believe that perhaps there is some sort of connection between all things. Imagine... Kevin Bacon is a sexy bicycle messenger in "Quicksilver" MEANWHILE he is told he cannot dance because of religion in "Footloose".
So would these women's protest carry more weight if they said they decided not wearing clothes while riding a bike was a ritual?
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