On the on the Hill

this coming monday march 31st a bonus screening!!!

St. Anthony Hall
207 Pittsboro St.
Chapel Hill, NC
27516
8pm

"Oh my, what great, big polo you have there..."

NYC conjours up so many astounding memories,

• BLBC vs C.H.U.N.K. DCLXVI
• The Brooklyn Underground video collective
• Reverend Billy preaching the Church of Stop Shopping during a Critical Mass
• All the people who remind you that New York is like no other place on earth
• Drinking America's Largest Selling Lager Ballentines

And now we have the most efficient polo game I had ever seen.

Seriously, amazing that they are organized to have a stack, and it works.

Does this make you hot? Maybe you should put your pants back on. Im getting uncomfortable.

WHERE IN PHILY AND DC WILL BIKE PORN SHOW?

"You want me to put my junk where?"

"Please, please, please bring me porn," they say.

"Our town is small and humble but we love bikes," they say.

"Won't you get nasty in our bottom brackets," they say.

Alas, the Internet can be so cruel.

For all the attempts to get a screening in Boston, Phily or DC nary a venue has stepped up!

Wont someone take us?


As it stands in the North Atlantic cost the only place you can watch The Pornography of the Bicycle is:

3/22/08

@ 7:00 9:00 & 11:00pm

Chashama
217 East 42nd St New York City, NY 10017
www.chashama.org

The responses from cities have been highly varied. A Report from Columbus describes a black fixie with bright pink Drury grips who lamented not having a camera to document all the sexy action that happened after the movies playing. After the screening in Mnpls a fashion show began 4am. In Chicago, a oversexed riot nearly broke out and many audience members felt necessary to relieve themselves.

But every city is different. Just last night we witnessed the quietest screening ever. The tension in PGH was so high that even the comfy chairs of the Shadow Lounge could not overcome the heightened states. "Shocked" is how one person described the audience.

Perhaps bike sexuality will find a home here. Pittsburgh could be the biker's gem. We are excited to do some exploring.

For no particular reason we have had no issues with police to date. Maybe they are more understanding then we realize.

It's Hard Ass Steel

Though much harassment and threatening emails we have a venue to screen The Pornography of the Bicycle in Pittsburgh!

This coming Wednesday, March 19th we are gonna see how hard the sexy cyclists can get!

3/19/2008
7:00 pm
Shadow Lounge

5972 Baum Boulevard

nibbling your apple

NYC is getting excited for the hotness coming their way; we have more supporters steeping up to make the show even better:

Thanks to Continuum Cycles and Laek House for making our shows even better! Remember kids Cashama is a cozy 80-seat venue so it might be hard to get in. Lucky for you we have an unprecedented three screenings this saturday at 7, 9 and 11pm

What are you gonna bring? Better get your wheels polished.

Flashback February

crap, this actually got us pretty hot.


Mini Bike Winter 2008 montage from millz on Vimeo.
thanks to millz and the Santa Cruz crew for doing it better!

seat tube fantasies

Ever caught looking at someone too long? sexy bikers can do that to ya. sexy bikes too. wanting someone else's ride is a dangerous proposition. Consensual bike love is great!






UPDATE: chicago is primed and ready to fuck bikes!

Rounding them up on Rawhide!

BONUS SCREENING!

due to unsatiable demand we are screening The Pornography of the Bicycle at a private residence in Rapid City, TONIGHT!

The Influence-za
2708 Rawhide Drive
Rapid City South Dakota

starting around 8pm

Come on by!

You're Twins?!?

Nearly every history of bike culture (and specifically mutant bike culture) includes Minneapolis. It seems about time we introduce ourselves, and what love we are getting! We had almost given up on finding a venue when some local kickass bikers decided to make it happen!

"This Thursday March 13th, for one night only!
Strong Arm Marketing presents, The Pornography of the Bicycle. A series of short films on the theme of Bike Porn. It's cumming on thru it's eastcoast tour here in Mpls.

• StrongArm Marketing Complex.
• 117 Washington Ave N. Mpls, MN.
• $5 at the door.
• 99 to 100 limited seats.
• That's this Thursday night.
• Door at 8pm, Director/Producer intro at 8:15pm.
• Showtime at 8:30pm.

Scrool down the trailer page here for a short look. We all know cycling, and sex, are some of the best things life offers us. You really do not want to miss this. Spring is coming"

Damn, they make me blush like a republican

Besides showing awesome movies we are educating people on the nature of Free Geek. Come by the Walker Library to learn more about this kickass nonprofit and the people who are starting one in Minneapolis.

Fun fact from Wikipedia: Minneapolis has the fourth highest percent of people who are gay, lesbian or bisexual, with 12.5%, lucky for us zoobombers are so gay.

Orgasmic NYC Critical Mass

If you are riding a bike can get off anytime you like. It is part of the freedom inherent in cycling that makes such individualism possible. You jump in and jump out at your discretion.

But what about riding in groups? What about giving up some of your individualism to the will of a larger organism? Is that fun? Is that sexy?


May the Bicycle Jesus bless your ride massers of New York. For all the suffering you have endured there is still a lot of fun to come. The Bike Porn Eastern Swing is showing The Pornography of the Bicycle at a sweet venue in midtown!

3/22/08

@ 7:00 9:00 & 11:00pm

Chashama
217 East 42nd St New York City, NY 10017
www.chashama.org

With 75 seats this is a very intimate venue so we are doing a record breaking three screenings, Saturday, March 22nd @ 7, 9, and 11pm.

Admission is only $6 so expect a packed house.

This screening is being partially sponsored by Babeland, who totally are into bikes and sex.