January 10, 2009

Remembering Claremont

Happy 2009 from the naked bikers of Pitzer College in Claremont University.

What marvelous happy-go-fucky bike folk. While we're not sure about the effects of our screening on the other colleges of Claremont University, Pitzer made great strides in the absolution of clothing as a social function of covering ones genitals.

I pray that you have started a tradition at Pitzer College. Meanwhile, I'll work on getting the Middle East Technical University naked this spring.
- anonymous student
Presently they are still playing bike polo and eating avocados like nobody's business. As of the current date, no pregnancies have ever been caused by direct contact with a bicycle, something to remember when school work starts to cause your mind to wander.

3 comments:

  1. whatever doctor spambot, where you when i needed you?

    At least if you had posted here then You might be hitting your "target" audience.

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  2. that is quite insightful, thanx again Dr.

    riding your bike naked might not cure impotence, but it is totally stimulating!

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  3. tom said...

    "I went to an online pharmacy a month ago to Buy Lipitor"

    strange i often buy liquor at a store and think of it as a prescription. thanks for the observations

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