August 3, 2010

Hi Ate Us

More than just a summer sabbatical for bike saddle research, we have been fully immersed in things that are often NOT bike and NOT porn!

While we are sure this will shock and awwwww many of our readers it is important to learn new skills, to diversify, and to expose yourself whenever possible

just as those who helped organize what has been calculated as approx thirteen THOUSAND naked bikers riding in Portland in June have taken a break from helping perverts become more human powered, so to has Bike Porn Industries relaxed from our monumental goal of helping cyclists get laid. It is the summer time after all.

But fear not, we have more glorious expectations coming soon. With an April show in Budapest already scheduled, 2011 could be the most incredible year of bike porn ever!

But for now, yes, you should continue to ignore us


  1. wow that's smth i would like to go on :P one of the bicycles is just like my favorite one from [url=]Motor Bicycles[/url]
    but there are more interesting things too look at than bikes arent there

  2. you portland folk are making it so easy to move in with you being the exhibitionist bicycle pornographer that i am. see you soon mister phil. you are always welcome in the city 'o salt.

    to portland for me november 2010!

    -Tall Bike Jesus

  3. Those bikes are really excelent quality but the design didnt quite speak to me. I would have changed it at bicycle motor they have chrommed it and now it looks a lot better if you have that bike i really advice to do the same.


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