This is how we Tap the Rockies

Thanks to the executive director of Denver Open Media who made the case for independent media and a more perfect "pants down society"

DEMONSTRATIVELY!

It was quite a show, with scantly clad, bikesexuals wearing tight and wonderfully constrictive spandex. A number of forced strip teases, and the swankiest afterparty scene since we played in the Ogden Bike Porn Mansion over a year ago.

Now starts the long process of paying reperations to the abused and unprepaired masses... yer welcome.

Tomorrow come and get yours wherever the Denver Mallet Mafia decide to bring the ball whackin noise! Come heckle for fun and profit!