Its time for our never before annual punnishment post, where we make lots of lame jokes by replacing our normal vocabulary with phrases like, "Good as Ghoul" and ... eh actually no we don't need any sort of holiday to make talking like an idiot more appropriate because we do that kinda think nearly every time we post.
Given that we are coming up on a return to Colorado with screenings in Denver
, Ft Collins, Boulder and Colorado Springs in November and that it is another political season it seemed appropriate to share some of our back log of exciting images from years past. Prepare your saddle for our way in the back machine as we travel to this date in 2008!
Seven years ago we had a plucky crew of reverend phil, Josh and Spencer aka Team Twink traversing the US Southwest on a mountain-bike-polo-porno-adventure. Politics were in high season. John McCain and Sarah Palin were on a similar wavelength: go to Colorado and convince people that we are not only amusing to listen to, we also have some really valuable ideas on politics. It would seem Bike Smut was a little more successful than McCain/Palin 08.
So it was that we would ride bikes with some of the finest, most creative mtn bike freaks on earth in the town of Durango, Colorado
|perhaps a modified Gumby Twink costume...|
|hella political... no matter what year it is|
|The sweet babes were naturally drawn to our casual, pornographer-about-small-town ways|
|naturally, a photoshoot broke out|
|baldness became fashionable|
|The Rally of the Dead became a full on rolleskater disco|
|occasionally bursts of romance would burst like so many popping veins|
|notice the cross of Bicycle Jesus. For formal occasions only.|
|way before Twilight there was... a delightful bloody mess|
|some asshole parked on the dance floor. It probably wasn't us! |
| roll up and grind down|
|an epic story about this, Baily's frame should be documented. but not here. Suffice it to say if you know where it is buried you could grave rob a sweet frame.|
|more responsible consumption continued throughout the following day and night|
|We never did actually check this person's ID. prb for the best that we didn't|
|An impressive assortment of boning happened on the award table|
| the following day was a lot of bike polo, played on grass, right in the middle of town|
|grass polo... its a thing, especially in Colorado |
|nothing would stop us from standing and observing others.|
|we do suffer for the art... well someone does anyway.|
|Presenting the team that traveled the farthest to loose a polo game on grass: The Pork Barrels|
So here is where we wish you a Happy Halloween. Also something about
politics and a cute play on words to make this entire blog post seem
well thought out.
- the end
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