Assulting the line

This internal memo was leaked to our Johannesburg branch.

Attn: Chicks and Bikes Interns
We're confident we have flushed the system of illegal identy gender confusion. We would like you to please continue your search for the perfect biker ass. You may continue playing with yourself without fear.

- C&B Management

It's a pretty exciting news day, to be sure.

bromance de paris

Comparison photo time.

Which image, taken after the final shot was scored in the recent Happy Wheels Paris polo tournament, inspires more awkwardness from bored internerds?

A: more touchy-feely?

OR

B: more feely-touchy

OR

C: more fuchy teehee-ly?

D: sweaty petting circle

Maybe it was the lack of massive beards or the air of brutal domination but either way it nearly turned... interesting?

E: the"I'll call you in the post season"

Either way we are excited for the Seattle Superstars who have added a European championship to their impressive stats. Photo credit to Sean for these pictures. Dont forget the next championship you win could have sexy results!

We think we know why these images cause such a stir among the "bike sexual". It's cause you have a dirty mind.

BikeSmut: reclaiming demonstratively sex-positive jock performance since 2007

this gif is not porno

it is just your own dirty mind.

Toeing the Line or Pushing the Camel

Hot Ass Messenger Marketing was pleased to learn that the Chicks and Bikes blog has bit on our hot ass.



What ho, Pork Barrels are so lucrative.

Penis.

If it peels good, do it

We talk about humping bikes, so why am I taking exception to this? I know that people are eager to find more porn in their daily lives, but really now.

I suppose I shouldn't be to demeaning, after all once a person has made the leap from flesh'n'bone to fabricated object where does it end?

Well if you were ever interested in using this device for anything other than its origional intended purpose than you probably would want to fill in those holes. Something the readers of this blog are probably capable of doing.

the FAQ is awesome as well:

Q: "How long do the hinges last?"

A: The hinges on the Banana Guard are called "active hinges". In the plastics world this means that the plastic molecules are specially aligned to provide for maximum strength in the thinnest form. As long as the hinges are not twisted they will not break with regular opening and closing.

Q: "You don't have an outlet where I live. How can I get a Banana Guard?"

A: We deliver worldwide.

Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

http://thegoat.backcountry.com/blog/2007/09/07/banana-guard/