Asheville on The Porny Express

Whats got mountin hippies salivating?

A potluck and Asheville's only screening of The Porny Express!

We have seen some pretty amazing foodstuffs at our shows before. Penis and vulva shaped pastries from housing coop-ians, handmade ice cream via radical faeries, and loads of gooey frosting in Baltimore... But what delectable will gather this Saturday in Asheville? Our gastronomical clock ticks in sweet anticipation!


Saturday Nov 23rd

The Waterwheel

365 Lytle Cove Rd

8pm, potluck at 7pm

$5-10

adults only

feel the ride

illustration credit to Toshio Saeki

Bike Smut: Rarely in Raleigh

We have had a few great adventures in the Carolinas but for sure there are challenges. It took an impressive effort to find a place willing to get a little freaky in the Capitol city of NC. But now we have it all figured out and we are bringing some amazing art to this smart (in 2011 TIME ranked it 3rd in the nation in education) but stiff city.

Come show us your hard wood in the City of Oaks!

Bike Smut 7: The Porny Express in Raleigh
Sunday Nov 17th
Pitch Media Gallery
14 B Glenwood Ave
8pm
$5
Raleigh
https://www.facebook.com/events/553306014764290


in cycling its not use it or loose it... its more like use it or use it even more cause this is not something you are gonna be able to give up easy.

photo by Jack Dawes

Clang Clang Went the Bell in Chapel Hill

We be rocking our way out the South.

But 1st we gonna have to ring Chapel Hill's bell

3/31/2010
Hillsborough Road Co-op
621 Hillsborough Rd.
Carrboro, NC 27510
8pm, $3 suggested donation, +18

what can we say, rocking with one of the worlds craziest tall bike freaks has worn us out something fierce. Thank much to our generous host, Michael Fucking Mooney.


Speaking of absurd mutations, expect about a thousand of the krunkest bike punks to descend on Richmond, VA for what could be the east coast's longest continually running annual festival of crazy bicycle shit.

Cycleslaughterama is this weekend,
Bike Porn Friday night at the Byrd.

do somthin'

After the Slaughteramma

"What ho! A bike club!!!"


Richmond, VA (RVA) is a pretty amazing place. You have a blend of Art students honing the craft at the highly toted Virgina Commonwealth University, the shadow of the Confederacy in the form of massive statues of General Lee and Stonewall Jackson, the depression of the 80s grinding development to a halt, and tons of fun loving bikers enjoying the cheap rent.

Development and gentrification have come to the Oregon Hill neighborhood of RVA, which two years ago was a verifiable bicycle ghetto, with all sorts of characters drinking on the tightly spaced porches basking in the sun.

Some things have changed, but there is still one bike club in town inspiring others from across the east to rally and display their pride. Bike clubs in Dayton, NYC, Atlanta, Chicago and more all represented .

Portland, Oregon's Zoobomb came, saw, and dropped the competition like it drops its pants. Zoobomb took the only prize for the team oriented competition. Placing in every event except the 6 pack relay (we are only a little embarrassed about this). Solid performances the entire day capped off by a strange award party and news broadcast about the awesomness that has just ended. Conveniently enough their massive 6-ft trophy for 1st place was designed(?) to collapse into a medium sized bag. Im sure the Dropout Bike Club from Portland will take the challenge of reconstructing it without trying to blend steel and aluminum

Here is video of the final bout, a chariot race. Sounds simple right? Right?

right...

We want to thank all the great hosts, and we hope to get kicked out of more parties again someday.

Here is a link with lots of videos.
http://www.truveo.com/tag/slaughterama

And now the tour rolls on to Chapel Hill! If the hundreds that turned out in Richmond screaming for more bike porn are any sign of the future the south is more ready for sexy bike culture than many concerned parties realize.

Monday March 31st, 2008
St. Anthony Hall
207 Pittsboro St.
Chapel Hill, NC
8 pm

Come on out and enjoy the sexy bike action tonight!