Ogden! Fuck Bikes!

Ogden, UT may sound like a backwater town but it has got some pretty sweet stuff going on for it...

Party Cross was a smashing, smashed success with massive drunk fun,
Bike Polo is starting up again after an extended absence
and tonight they got some smutty bikers gathering to observe obscenity!

The Porny Express
Sunday September 1st
24th and Wall St
10:15 pm
$5 suggested donation

photos from Toronto polo, Seattle Bike Smut 6: Turning Trixxx screenings, and Samwise

Houston Encore!

Confession time. Bike Smut travels around via internal combustion engine. It's not something we are proud of cause we would rather be riding our bikes, but the combination of vast open distances, scheduling and hauling gear make the prospect of a long haul touring via bicycle seem near impossible.

Thus we have a car. Having a car means dealing with car problems, which are kinda like bike problems only way more complicated and WAAAY more expensive. (They also result in us bike folk saying things like, "that's why i love bikes" more often.)

One of the silver linings of car failure is that it gives you time to reflect. During a breakdown we can't help but think,  "If I were on my bike I would probably have been able to diagnose and solve the problem by now." But after the minutes start dragging on we begin to let our minds wonder to other places and before you know it fantastic ideas have been sprung!



Our artistic director, Poppy Cox's first short movie for Bike Smut was created at just such a time in Northern Greece. Frankly we can't imagine a better way to spend out time than riding our fucking bikes.



A similar situation just transpired here in Houston! Facing terrible choices our crew of plucky adventeruers broke down and RTFM-ed all over the place. Low and behold we not only fixed a car but also got a last min Encore screening at a great bar in downtown Houston tonight!

Encore Houston Bike Smut
Tuesday, December 13th
Notsuoh
314 Main Street
8:30

Be there or be stuck in traffic

last photo credit to ChrisGO

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Dr Doom raced in the Single Speed Cyclecross World Championships in Portland this weekend:


According to our sources, he got a flat in the first lap and played catchup and drink the rest of the race in order to take home 50th place. This image captures much of the Republic of Doom sentiment.