March 12, 2011

protest rolling

one part inspirational thingy, the other part comparitive test.

Here are two copies of the same video, one uploaded to blogger the other embedded from youtube.

Preferences?







we are on our way to Capitolize on all the jerks who are trying to undo 40+plus years of workers rights.

Lets kids remember the only difference between a republic and feudalism is an educated population. Get thoughtful about your actions!

March 11, 2011

MAD ASS ON!

We are mad ass on and we're not gonna take it anymore!


The road has been good to us, traveling around meeting people, sharing ideas and slappin saddles.

Today we got to march, to chant, to join in a community of people who are committed to doing it in the street!
Tonight we return to "the Portland of the North" to share all the secrets of 4:PLAY with the bikesexuals of Madison!

Friday, March 11
Lothlorien coop
244 W Lakelawn Pl
7:00pm - 10:00pm
$3-7 Suggested donation
want social media? try some facecrackalacka

With discussion group and/or spin the bottle to follow


March 10, 2011

chiBIkePRON


Lets consider the contour of our "texualtre"

After coming down the Cuntinental Divide we find the flat plains roll out like a delicious pie. Our third show in a row and we are still hungry for more. Lucky us we are having a local toop throw down a new, exciting bike dance performance!
Sunday March 13th
Reversible Eye Gallery
1103 N California Ave
with Chicago's premiere bike dance troop, The Racketeers!


photo credit to the Sprockettes at Tour de Fat, and inspiring people everywhere!

Wheels of Change

Picture this, a person who is sick of jumping through hoops all his/her life being told that "if s/he just works harder things will be better."

That's the line... If you fail it's because you are lazy. You should be able to provide for your family, make things better in your community, raise a more perfect child or in our case, grind on the ideal Brooks saddle. Anything short of that and you loose.


Then one comes to the understanding of the vast differences between the rich and poor and one begins to believe the system is rigged. It is one thing to live with some winners and some losers. It is something else when the disparity between those results is such vast outcomes.


Then it is decided that something must be done.

It happened with a French farmer
It happened with a Tunisian student

It could be that Madison is the Tunisia of North America. Perhaps our people are not as stupid as the media has made us out to be. Maybe this time we will collectively see the writing on the wall.

From our perspective we see a systemic removal our ability to debate ideas. The effect of short attention spans is building a society of mental toddlers. This is more than enough to cause us to throw up our arms in anger. Unless we do something different we are going to continue to get more of the same bullshit treatment.

This is not as simple as most people would have it. If we are to ever get beyond this back and forth of economy vs ecology we have to start understanding how they are related. Its not enough to just say, "stop growing the economy." But we also dont have to wait for someone else to figure it our for us and hand us a cure.

March 9, 2011

I like MKE

THIS JUST IN!

Bike ride and food for the Milwaukee porno happy people is on!

A caravan of bikers is leaving from the UWM occupation at 6:30 and there’s also a social ride leaving from Gordon park.

Come HUNGRY, there will also be vegan fried chicken and waffles. $5-10 Sliding Scale.

did you hear that? Make good by riding and eating and more!



Not to be outdone, the folks who made macrobrew before we knew there were microbrews

Here is where and when the planet will be unseasonably hot for at least a couple hours:

Saturday March 12th 2011
Cream City Collective
732 e Clarke St.
7pm, $5-10, 18+

March 8, 2011

boston baked bike porn!

How much does Boston love bike porn?

So much that they demanded a 2nd midnight screening! Catch it Friday or Saturday night, April 1st and 2nd!


They demand so much of us, we bring the goods they say they want more... will there be an end to the demands of these slave driving audiences?


We blowin out New England like a overinflated tire on the surface of the sun. two midnight shows, back to back!


March 4, 2011

ruslin up porn wranglers


Just when we had given up on Montana, our friends come together!


Hardy's Cowboy Mansion
653 Emily Dr
Bozeman, MT
8pm



Move em out!

We have Liftoff!

The Northern Exposure Tour has begun. We traveled 350 miles in our 1st day to deliver the goods to the Cougars of Pullman, WA who were ecstatic to play bike polo on the snow covered courts (snowlo). Fantastic crashes! No fatalities!


Our host was morning the death of a parent, so we decided to give time and solace to morn in peace. Another space opened up immediately and although there were no shortage of challenges making a theater out of a garage the audience was enthralled.

Tonight we go another 500 miles to Bozeman, MT.

put it in your mouth

March 2, 2011

rub a biker out!


This news just in from our Minnesota friends who love bikes, bodies and the connection between:

I visited the bike porn preview at smitten kitten last saturday, I really want to get involved! I got a flyer for the Mon. March 7th event here in Minneapolis. I am a certified massage therapist with 7 years experience. I bring all materials and give any inquiring souls a 15-20 minute deep tissue swedish style massage and the charge is donation. Its a fun addition to any occasion where people are getting together and I live a block away. Please let me know if you are interested, i've done this for the Rollergirls, the midtown farmers market, and all over the world. I hope to hear from you!!!


Well now, who are we to stand in the way of rubbing bikers. Should be joyus way to work the kinks out!

The Northern Exposure Tour leaves Cascadia in a few hours. See you in 7-12 month!

images from erikdalton Knitting Park... huh?

March 1, 2011

PULL, MAN!

Bike Polo and Bike Smut together again in our kickoff show!

Thursday March 3rd
Pullman WA
Meet at the athletic courts where SE Olymia Ave meets Forrest way then go south to the parking lot
9:20 pm (post polo, show up at 7pm to watch drunk bike jocks hurt each other)

Details are still being formed but the show will go down at the Kinky Keeg Korner. A slapstick reference to the history of the crazy Aryan Nation shit over at Hayden Lake (which was able to kick the clan out in impressive force back in the late 90s).

Give it up for equality!