This shit is about to get Mount Real

We are as far northeast as we are going to get! Time to burn them sexy bridges and head south but not before:

Bike Porn 4: PLAY
Wednesday, March 30th
Death Church
Montreal
3067 wellington
pony up donations! we poor!
8pm

expect info about a bike ride to the event soon!

enjoy some fine facebook action

photo credit to blik

Why I, Ottawa!

Bike Porn 4:PLAY

In the capital city of America's Hat, Canada!

Sunday, March 27

Raw Sugar Cafe

692 Somerset St. W

Ottawa, ON

7-11pm

catch us playing polo earlier if the snow melts in time.

facebook? okay

bike dick

Oh my!

we are told the film quality might not be all that impressive and the story might be lacking, but it looks like its got bikes and dick.

So, thats pretty exciting.

Perhaps when we do a weekend screening we will include this gem. Until then please leave your opinions about this movie below.

We labeled it 70s porn just cause. we know it was made in 1983, so, like Sideshow Bob said, "dont bother pointing that out."

buffalo down time!

That was a pretty fantastic show and dance party last night. We knew from the molesting, door-breaking and sexual assault following last year's show that these Buffalo bike punks were a class unto themselves, but damn!Now that Ann Arbor has been nixed from our plate we are free to concentrate on more immediate events.

And so it is that with us as a major publisher of such fine tomes as our double-sided, twice-folded, single page of European zine we absoutlely have to mix it up with the fine peeps at the Buffalo Small Press Book Fair

Come on out and learn something new!

photo credit to Michael Hall who has some pretty good ones

What Hath The Buffalo Wrought?

Buffalo does not fuck around. They are dirty, drunk loly fuck bike punks with creative talent and time to make the art sting.

So it is with great trepidation that we release their most recent work. Behold, beware and never be the same again:

Click on it if you must, but you have been warned

mo porn in motown

Detroit puts a motor in your pants!

Detroit, tonight!
March 16, 8p.m.
Burton Theatre
3420 Cass Ave.
$8, Discount for biking!

epic green puke of st paddys tomorrow!

Northern Exposure Tour

Coming to a wet bike dream near you! (void south of the 42nd parallel)



Thats a lot of cities in not a lot of time. CAN IT HAPPEN?

Yes, of course you can help. We need to be connected with other badass communities in various cities. You can do it!

In fact you are doing it! We have a lot of hope that Ann Arbor, Toronto and New Haven will all get their act together in the coming days and we can bring yalls some fine ass artistic movies of fine asses movin'.

International Man of Mystery Hosts Epic Toronto B-Day

• Saturday, March 26
• Centre of Gravity
• 1300 Gerrard Street East
• Toronto, ON
• 8:00pm
• adults only
• facecrack invite

BEHOLD, a cut a pastie press release from the future!

BIKE SMUT:::LORD MORPHEOUS:::GOLDSPRINTS+Beautiful music into the night :)

For my last dirty thirty I will be having a smashing party at my favourite space Centre of Gravity.

The amazing film festival, Bike Smut will be coming through Toronto that weekend on The Northern Exposure Tour. Some of you might have came out last year to Bike Porn 3. This will be a very special evening :)

I have planned an installation with the help of my good friend Morpheous (who is "The Man" in the BDSM world) called "Exotic Bikes"
Morpheous and his crew will be doing a very special erotic japanese bondage installation with the bikes and attendees.

And of course GoldSprints will be happening throughout the nite.

MUSIC . . ...¨*.¸¸.✶*¨ ¨*.¸¸.·٠••●●♥♥ ♥♪ . . ♪ .¸.✫*♥ ♥♪ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♪ ♫ ¨*.¸¸.✶*¨ ♥♪ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♥¨*.¸¸.✶*¨ ¨*.¸¸.·٠••●●♥♥ ♥♪ . . ♪ .¸.✫*♥ ♥♪ ♫ ♥ ♫ ♪ ♫ ¨*

Twonz
Ana+one (anatone)
Iron Will

PLUS a Surprise Live Set::: T.B.A


BIKE SMUT Screening 8-10 PM

photo credit to
http://fortheloveofbikes.blogspot.com/
http://kassandralove.tumblr.com/

Piles of Buffalo Blowing Up

There are piles of bikes and piles of bikers and biles of bikes on bikers but what happens in Buffalo, stays between your legs until you dismount.

• Friday, March 18th
• the vault
• 702 main st
• 8pm
• $5 donation
• adults only

last time we got some specific examples of how the ladies of Buffalo treat their men. Or how stokers support their pilots? Whichever its going down again and tho we hope not to be assaulted during our performance like last time we do expect a sweet dance party to erupt like a jet powered, full suspension, extended minibike.

Afterward we press on into the wild Canadian fortier, standby Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal!

enjoy photo credit

So the Taliban and Tea Party walk into a bar...

All this recognition of how fucked up our economy and ecology are has reminded us of our fav bit of satire so far this year.

Dont forget kids, expression is your gift to the world. Limiting other's expression is what ignorant assholes do.

Thanks to Randy of Zoobomb for what might be the best thing we've seen all year.