August 30, 2009

Chain Whip Tour

Hey friends of bikes and sex. This Autumn selected cities in the western United States will receive the Bike Porn Chain Whip Tour.

  • 10/14 Boise, Idaho
  • 10/16 Ogden, UT
  • 10/17 Salt Lake City, UT
  • ?? Fort Collins, CO
  • 10/23 Boulder, CO
  • 10/30 Denver, CO
  • ?? Fruita, CO
  • ?? Moab, UT
  • ?? Durango, CO
  • 11/8 Albuquerque, NM
  • ?? Flagstaff, AZ
  • 11/14 Las Vegas, NV
  • ?? Reno, NV
  • ?? Ashland, OR
  • ?? Eugene, OR

If you live in or near these places on this proposed route contact us (bikesmut[at]gmail[dot]com) and request a screening.

If you are not in this tight western circle just wait! A massive tour encircling much of North America (sorry Mexico) is being planned in the Spring! Some cities were not included cause google can apparently only handle 26 stops. WTF?

1 comment:

  1. you are hott phil. like a phily cheese steak i want to rip into those bike legs. woo!

    can't want for you to arrive in the city of Salt.

    gimme dates, will arrange the horny cycling masses for you good buddy.


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