Showing posts with label mexico. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mexico. Show all posts

February 7, 2018

Crossing borders with intention

The US government is about to shut down, again. Are you a "real American" who wants to keep immigrants out of "our land? Or, do you recognize that a mostly arbitrary line separates the US and Mexico and has become a tool to divide people?
 
FUCK BORDERS!   photo of JRart
Mexicali is just south of the border between Mexico and California. Calexico is just north of that border. While not the largest this is surly the most convincingly named twin border towns between the US and Mexico. Given their proximity and shared agricultural history one might expect them to blend together but differences in the culture couldn’t be more obvious. Even thou a simple chain-link fence is all that separates the towns they are microcosmic representations of their respective countries. For a dusty southwest town, the suburban sprawl around Calexico is oddly clean, sterile even. It seems devoid of any culture (although time there years ago was limited) and while the Sun scorches both sides of the border with equal indifference the US side feels less inviting, colder.
 
Meanwhile Mexicali has the classic virtues of not giving a shit about appearances from the outside of the building but focus instead on whats inside. Their markets are designed to induce engagement. There are other major differences between of course. Mexicali being 10-times the population of Calexico has its obvious effects, never mind the United States’ insane healthcare policies that have created a massive medical tourist industry (something this blogger knows far more than this article will cover).  How these twins grew apart to reflect their countries cultural identities is its own story worth telling. 
 
But not here.

We are here to fuck borders & we are here to fuck bikes.
 
 
 
Bike Smut 9: Science Friction
Friday Feb 9th
The Hive
531 Oaxaca, Mexicali
7pm, donations accepted, 18+

https://www.facebook.com/events/1697486086979654/

May 10, 2017

3 noches en Puebla

People often ask what is the biggest market for Bike Smut. They want to compare the meccas of sexy cycling: Vancouver, Berlin, Minneapolis, London, San Francisco, Copenhagen, New York, Amsterdam, Portland... Bike Smut has a an impressive history with each of these cities and each of them are quite bikesexually impressive in their own right.



For many years the most exciting shows, the most consistently stoked audience and frequent submissions came from, of all places, Salt Lake, the Mormon headquarters. Its easy to make assumptions about the reasoning behind why cities are different (eg in rains in Portland so people are more crafty). We are a reluctant to make any such assumptions, but for many years we have postulated that in cities where sex and cycling culture are accessible many of the people don't immediately see the value of Bike Smut. In cultures that are more oppressive, where people use terms like "biker", or "queer", or "queer biker" as insults. In these places it is a call to arms to say, "Fuck yes, I'm a queer biker and me and all my friends are gonna fucking party queer-biker style!"











But a couple years ago the mantle of most popular bikesexual city was passed on from Salt Lake to the most religious city of Mexico: Puebla. With more than 6 million people and nearly as many churches, Puebla is considered to be the most conservative city in Mexico.



Our last show there included more than 100 different submissions of bikesexual photography from various artists and the attendance reflected that vast cultural buy-in. More than 800 people filled the courtyard and cheered for more.



This weekend they have pushed the limits again with 3 shows on 3 nights completing our tour with 5 shows in 6 days!

Viernes 12 de Mayo
Roda Da Vida
23 Poniente 701A, Chulavista
8pm - FB event link

Sábado 13 de mayo
Nexus; Galería, Café y Foro Cultural
6 Norte 3, Centro. 

7pm - FB event link

Domingo 14 de Mayo
Gallo Negro 
6 OTE. ESQ. 8 N, San Andres, Cholula 
7pm
$20

What a way to end a great tour of Mexico!



May 7, 2017

La Primera y Ultima Vez en Chiapas!



Se presentará por primera vez en Chiapas "Bike Smut"

Martez 9 de Mayo
EL WAPANI Espacio Cultural
Calle flavio Paniagua #10, San Cristobal
19:30
Entrada Libre Cooperacón Consciente





Wow! We were all ready to give up on Chiapas. We have been trying to make a show happen there for many years and every year we shrug our collective shoulders and just give great bike porn to the fine Mexicans that clamor for it. We had tried many places but came up short. But finally our message got though, and just in time! With a week left we have FIVE shows booked!

The Wapani culture center should be an excellent place to watch Bike Smut. Even the Google Translation of this place sounds pretty fucking amazing:
Wapani is a space where everyone can enter, space in continuous change
It is a cyclope eye a collective view totally free and independent a quest for self-management believing that from the arts we can support any initiative linked to it.
Wapani according to the Native Americans is an act of exchange and generosity without expecting anything in return and in that definition we find our name.
Between bread and water is born the idea of Wapaní.un a game of words where everyone can somehow participate.
y en espanol para las pinche penderos que quieren buscar para problemas con la transduction:
Wapani es un espacio donde todoas pueden entrar,espacio en  continuo cambio
Es un ojo de cíclope una mirada colectiva totalmente libre e independiente una búsqueda hacia la autogestión creyendo que desde las artes podemos apoyar cualquier iniciativa vinculada con la misma.
Wapani según los nativos norteamericanos es un acto de intercambio y generosidad sin esperar nada a cambio y en esa definición encontramos entonces nuestro nombre.
Entre pan y agua nace la idea de Wapaní.un juego de palabras donde todos de alguna manera podemos participar.
Quieres mas opportunidad leer por que bicisexual?

¡Libertad de transporte y libertad sexual!
  • ¿Eres bici sexual?
  • ¿Crees que una mejor manera de transportarse y mejor sexo son la llave para una mayor calidad de vida?
  • ¿Tal vez piensas que la bici es sexy o que te sientes muy bien cuando andas en ella?
Bike Smut es el tour de un festival internacional de cine que celebra el transporte impulsado por energía humana y una cultura positiva del sexo.
La única manera de ver a Bike Smut es cuando se presenta en un teatro/cine, taller de bicicletas o en un sótano para una audiencia en vivo.
 
No hay DVD's a la venta y no hay proyecciones en medios. Esto es un reto para Bike Smut pero es la única manera de asegurar la privacidad.
Después de más de 1,000 proyecciones Bike Smut no ha tenido fugas. Mantienen la privacidad de los realizadores tan segura como ellos deseen.
 
Bike Smut es una experiencia compartida.
Normalmente vemos porno solos en los lugares más íntimos de nuestra casa (o para algunos, en el trabajo) rara vez hablamos de ello.
Bike Smut hace un llamado a una mayor honestidad en nuestra sexualidad. El sexo sucede. Podemos ignorarlo o aceptarlo.
¡Ver Bike Smut en un entorno social fomenta hablar de sexo, género y otros temas considerados tabú!
 
Bike Smut es cívico. Las políticas actuales están diseñadas para
reprimir la expresión sexual y la elección del transporte.
Bike Smut desafía esa tendencia mostrando la calidad de la expresión creativa y la cantidad de diversión inherente tanto al ciclismo y al sexo.
Ambas actividades (ciclismo y sexo) son elementos importante para un estilo de vida saludable y una agradable calidad de vida.


TENEMOS 5 MAS PRESENTACIONES
PUEBLA EN VIERNES Y SABADO
CHOLULA EN DOMINGO

May 2, 2017

Oaxaca Bike Smut



The last time we were in Oaxaca (in the city Oaxaca) we were just able to stymie a full on bikesexual riot. We were staying at the venue so we knew that if the place burnt down we would be the ones with no place to sleep!

That was our first visit to Oaxaca. What will happen this time?

11 May
Luna Negra
Divisiòn oriente 508, Barrio ex Marquenzado, Oaxxaca
Entrada libre
@8pm - FB event

April 29, 2017

¡El Ultimo projeyction en Mexico City!


Come for the free bikeporn stay for the free popcorn! Its the last ever screening of Bike Smut in Mexico City!

Lunes, 1 Mayo
DF @ Cine Club Condesa Av. Veracruz #102 en el búnker del Hotel Condesa DF
20:00
gratis palomitas y entrada!


We have only a couple weeks left in our final tour of Mexico. With two shows planned in Puebla in May and a lot of people asking "can bike smut come to _____" we are not sure what will come of us.


Living the high life in the mountains of Chiapas?
Riding the night life in Guadalajara?
Spanking the thighs right in Oaxaca?

Get at us and let us know where we should go before it is too late!


 

April 26, 2017

Bike Smut Intelligentsia

Below learn about our final two screenings in Mexico City: 
 Bike Smut Intelligentsia


Bike Smut has always been for the people. Not just the people it serves directly (ie, our audience) but the people that will never know of its existence. We would like to believe that there is some massive Butterfly Effect that filters out of each show, causing the participants to engage with their mobile-sexuality a little differently. The ideals of Joyful Exploration, Shameless Flirtation and Radical Honesty help us find and embrace our desires. Witnessing someone make themselves vulnerable by sharing their fantasies emboldens others and puritanical shame is diminished. We all benefit from this scenario. But while we are very proud of our methods many choose other ways to engage these topics.



Recently a festival was going to invite Bike Smut or a person who has made a culture of encouraging people to photograph bikers without their consent (technically legal in the USA but still sketchy).

We are not one to Yuck another person's Yum but we wish there was a better way. For sure, its not easy. Besides the obvious challenge of racing after a person on a bicycle, just imagining how one might obtain feedback from strangers is difficult enough. "I just took your picture, can I use it in this context" strangely seems even more invasive then just snapping the photo and running. But why? Perhaps because we have trained ourselves to exist in a culture that spends more time begging for forgiveness than asking permission.

Thankfully we don't have to suffer in contemplation the ethics of others. We simply have to live our truth and hope that others are similarly inspired. But we do enjoy the mental exercise so we invite you to take part in a rarely seen side of ours,  Bike Smut's intellectual explorations of bikes and sex.

First this weekend is the North American Anarchist Studies Network (nassn.org). Basically political wonks gathering for what we presume is an opportunity to stoke their own red and black gears. Although our voices might often be drowned out by the capitalist machine when we gather, when we organize our ideas have wheels of their own.

A bunch of intellectuals sharing theories on various political systems may not sound exciting but then you might have gotten accustomed to the yoke of capitalism. If you spend more time wondering how to maximize your net worth than you do dancing I hope you are able to join us for a rousting examination of what bodies will do with given the freedom to move and fuck as they please without concern for compensation.



Friday 4/28, 6pm @ Social Reconstruction Library with NAASN - FREE

Then on Monday the woman responsible for making all the screenings at this year's World Bicycle Forum has invited Bike Smut to present at her weekly film club. Its a kickass place to watch a bunch of porn and we will be making a rare performance at the end.

Monday 5/1, 8pm @ Cine Club Condesa - FREE



Nuestras dos proyecciones finales en Ciudad de México:

Viernes, 28 Abril
NAASN @ Biblioteca Social Reconstruir 
Godard y Delibes, Guadalupe Victoria II,  Ciudad de México, CDMX circa La Raza metro stacion
18:00
gratis

Lunes, 1 Mayo
DF @ Cine Club Condesa Av. Veracruz #102 en el búnker del Hotel Condesa DF
20:00
gratis




April 18, 2017

nuevo arte bicisexual de Mexco!



¡espanol!
Information additional - Hacemos una Taller: Deconstruir Pornografía, con Bicicletas!
a Viernes 21 Abril a las 16h 
Trae tijeras, pegamento, espacio / scifi picutres, revistas de bicicletas y porno para cortar y pegar



ENGRISH!
We are so stoked to be back in Mexico. The culture, food, people are all so welcoming. And our friends at Casa Bicitekas are making it happen! With the world's largest gathering of bicycle nerds happening in Mexico we were dubious we would get an invitation. We like to wonk hard, but for some reason many people in the US don't like to get transportation advice from porn stars. It seems our neighbors to the south are more reasonable with their politics. As the imitable Courtney Trouble said, "let your porn inform your politics and your politics inform your porn." (more or less, I hope I didn't fuck up that quote)

So we are fortunate to present not only the world's only collection of futuristic, sci-fi themed, bicycle pornography but also host a workshop deconstructing bike porn as well! Both happen Friday at Casa Bicitecas!

Deconstructing Porn, with Bikes!
April 21 Friday
Casa Bicitekas
Replublic of Nicaragua, 15, Central Historic Colony, Mexico City, Federal District
4pm with Science Friction to follow at 9




April 15, 2017

¡El Final Feliz Comenza - Ciencia Fricción en Mexico!

en español mas tarde (mas of menos... problemente menos)

Bike Smut returns to Mexico! In all the world there is only one homegrown film and performance festival displaying the joy and libeartion of human-powered mobility and sex-positive culture. Although we have moved into a comfortable retirement from touring there were 4 movies made in Mexico in our most recent program so we couldn't keep Science Friction from our Southern neighbor for long.



We have officially been invited to present our glorious bikesexual films at the 6th annual World Bicycle Forum aka la Foro de Mudial de la bicicletta. Some have called it the biggest bike party on earth, and we are happy to be here. Thankfully we are a pretty good judge of bike parties. Our friends the Dead Baby Bicycle Club of Seattle whom have been hosting a massive party every first Friday of August for the past 21 years might argue they have been doing it longer and better.

Bicycle dance performances by the Sprockettes at The Dead Baby Downhill
Never any shortage of bikes, beer or fire
Well what they lack in fire and freaks we hope they will make up for with radical collaboration and ideas from across the planet. We are sure the #FMB6 is gonna have more wonks but will it have more wanks? Only time will tell but we are excited to rub thighs with some of the world's finest thinkers.

Read the FMB6 schedule of events. bici polo, WNBR body painting, y mucho personas hablando

  • The Mexico premiere of Bike Smut 9: Science Friction
  • Friday, April 21st
  • Casa Bicitecas 
  • Replublic of Nicaragua, 15, Central Historic Colony, Mexico City, Federal District
  • 9:30pm 
  • FaceCrack Event Page

  • En todas la mundo solo esta una programma de cyclosessual peliculas y performancia. El primo presentation de Bike Smut 9:  Ciencia Fricción
  • Viernes 21 de Abril
  • Casa Biciteka
  • República de Nicaragua, 15, Colonia Centro Histórico, Ciudad de México, D.F.
  • 21h
  • evento a FaceBook 



 Vamanos a otras cidudads, Puebla, Guadalajara, y ? ayudame compartir la ultimo programa!



April 6, 2015

Participa! ΔΔ Ciencia Fricción ΔΔ

Iluminación delantera y trasera cargada.
Lubricación a la viscosidad máxima.
Ajuste de genitales a nivel "impresionante".
Prepárate para viajar en el tiempo y en el espacio usando tu propio culo
... Es el momento de entrar en la zona de presentación ...

Bike Smut 9: Ciencia Fricción

La convocatoria anual para la presentación de bici-pornografía "Hecha por Ti Mismx" (HTM)!



Procedimento de 5 pasos para la satisfacción bicisexual
  • 1) Abre tu mente a las ideas bicisexuales. Contempla que te mantiene arriba y abajo de tu bicicleta.
  • 2) Invita amigxs intimxs a participar. Anota en la lista asistencia tecnológica para edición.
  • 3) Involucra partes de carbón, acero, aluminio o titanium. Maneje directo e impulsando hacia la satisfacción.
  • 4) Mezcle audio emocionalmente agradable y video provocativo en un film consensual de no más de 7mins.
  • 5) Participa! Envíalo por email con formulario de inscripciónen formato .mp4 .mov .wtf



February 10, 2015

¡Ultimo BiciPorno de Mexico!




Jueves, Feb 12
Calz. De las Americas #1503 (Entre Díaz Mirón y Manuel Acuña)
10pm
Cuota de recuperación: $50
18+

https://www.facebook.com/events/400711380090853/

thanks to Blue Villa for the original artwork for Bike Smut 4! Great time to be recycling!
contact artbyblu@gmail.com for more excellent illustrations

February 8, 2015

Mas Murjes en Mexico... ¡No Mames wey!

Last night we packed in the sexy Guadalajara bikers like so many salty fish.

But we not done canning this amazing fucking city!


 One more great show up on Tuesday then our final Mexican screening will be in Mexicali! Our first time in that region!

Guadalajara
Martes, 10 Feb
El Cardenal, Escorza, Americana,
8:30
https://www.facebook.com/events/742832712499667/

Mexicali
Jueves, 12 Feb
Calz. De las Americas #1503 (Entre Díaz Mirón y Manuel Acuña)
10pm
Cuota de recuperación: $50
18+

https://www.facebook.com/events/400711380090853/


Bike Smut curator, Reverend Phil on a Mexican Radio 

January 19, 2015

Media Monday: More Mexican Madness

Post double vez en Mexico's Capital City nos sentiamos nesitamos un poco restora.

Now would be a great time to remind folks that they can buy a piece of exciting Bike Sexual art!

It took media in Mexico to remind us that we have so much great, unique art to share!

Moreover this series of photos is available now direct from our Milano Bike Smut office!




*Festival de cine erótico que difunde la idea de desestructurar el porno y fomentar el apoderamiento de la sexualidad y la movilidad humana Claudia Rodríguez de Subterraneo

We are totally grateful for the various people who chose to write about us and more expressions are to come!  And while we wont be going to New Zealand and Australia this winter we are hoping we can making something work later in the year!


original photo credit Aaron Leverenz 

January 15, 2015

Dos Vez en Distrito Federal!


¡En este su 8°Tour "Come Again" es la segunda ocasión que visita Méxxxico!

¿Sientes bici-curiosidad?


¿Eres bici-sexual?

¿Crees que una mejor manera de transportarse y mejor sexo son la llave para una mayor calidad de vida?

¿Tal vez piensas que la bici es sexy o que te sientes muy bien cuando andas en ella?

No hay DVD's a la venta y no hay proyecciones en medios. Esto es un reto para Bike Smut pero es la única manera de asegurar la privacidad.

Después de más de 1,000 proyecciones Bike Smut no ha tenido fuga de contenido. Mantienen la privacidad de los realizadores tan segura como ellos deseen.

Bike Smut es una experiencia compartida.

Normalmente vemos porno sólos en los lugares más íntimos de nuestra casa (o para algunos, en el trabajo) rara vez hablamos de ello.

Bike Smut hace un llamado a una mayor honestidad en nuestra sexualidad. El sexo sucede. Podemos ignorarlo o aceptarlo.

¡Ver Bike Smut en un entorno social fomenta hablar de sexo, género y otros temas considerados tabú!

Bike Smut es cívico. Las políticas actuales están diseñadas para reprimir la expresión sexual y la elección del transporte.

Bike Smut desafía esa tendencia mostrando la calidad de la expresión creativa y la cantidad de diversión inherente tanto al ciclismo y al sexo.

Ambas actividades (ciclismo y sexo) son elementos importantes para un estilo de vida saludable y una agradable calidad de vida.


¡¡¡ Vente con nosotr@s y exploremos junt@s la bici-sexualidad !!!

2 ves en DF!


  • Fecha: Sábado 17 de enero 2015
  • Location: Casa Biciteka - República de Nicaragua #15, Centro Hixxxtórico DF, entre Brasil y Argentina
  • Hora: 7:30pm
  • Cooperaciòn: $15


  • Fecha: Domingo 18 de enero 
  • Location: Casa Gomorra -5 de febrero #289 esq. Manuel J.othón col. obrera (a 3 calles del metro san antonio abad)
  • Hora: 5:30pm
  • Cooperación solidaria $15 + donativo en especie o $25 sin donativo
  • pulque y chelasssss
  • cupo limitado: 70 personas



Para apoyar a casa gomorra y que este espacio siga existiendo, los donativos en especie pueden ser algunas de las siguientes cosas:
productos de limpieza:
-cloro
-limpiador de pisos
-Escobas
-Recogedor
-Jergas
-cubetas
-jabón líquido para trastes
Alacena:
-Café
-Azúcar
-Arroz
-Pasta
-lentejas
-Avena
-cerillos/encendedores
Casa Gomorra es un espacio habitado por personas y gatxs diariamente, es de todxs, cuidémoslo juntxs!

January 12, 2015

Media Monday: Viva BikeFucking Mexico!

500 bikesexy mexicans fuen a la primero presentation de Bike Smut en Chalula, una suburb de Puebla, Mexico (2 horas sul-este de District Federal.



Ack, my spanglish is terrible. Anyway, the show was so good and we turned away so many people and our organizers didn't even get to see the movies so we did another show the next night in Puebla. Its awesome having so much great art and porn starved fanatics!




 

mi dios! solo es possible con bueno personas! Gracias!

Este semana vamanos a DF!


http://ladobe.com.mx/2015/01/regresa-el-festival-bike-smut-cine-sexo-y-bicicletas/

http://www.unionpuebla.mx/articulo/2015/01/07/cultura/cholula/bike-smut-el-festival-de-cine-bici-erotico-en-puebla

http://radiobuap.com/2015/01/bike-smut-festival-de-cine-bicierotico/



photo credit to Claudia Rodriguez

January 1, 2015

Bici Porno en Mexico!

Sexo! Cine! Bicicletas! Bike Smut returns to Mexico en Enero!

This is not just gringo bikesexual imperialism* we are busting ass to see Mexico's ideas about bikes and sex! Hace Fotos!


Bike Smut es el festival de cine bici erótico más importante a nivel mundial, cuentan con una colección de videos eróticos hechos por ciclistas de todos lados. Es creativo, inteligente, divertido y excitante.

Ésta es la octava gira del festival, la segunda ocasión que se presenta en el estado de Puebla y la primera vez que estará en Cholula. 

Los videos sólo pueden verse en el festival, no hay DVDs a la venta ni se pueden ver en la red. Así que es una oportunidad que no puedes dejar pasar.

Desde la ciudad de Puebla habrá una rodada hacia el lugar de proyección: el punto de reunión será el Zócalo de Puebla a las 19:30 para salir a las 20:00 horas. Las proyecciones inician a las 21:00 horas. Pueden llegar directo al lugar, no es obligatorio llegar en bici.

Exposición de fotos bicieróticas.
Cooperación: $10
18+

Sinestesia Cholula
Calle 4 Norte 208 B, 
72760 Cholula De Riva Dabia, Puebla, Mexico

https://www.facebook.com/events/887602017926413/



We have more exciting shows planed in DF, GDL and other Mexican cities!

*if you want to make a movie about gringo bikesexual imperialism fine! We want to see you at your most exploitative self! Show us what the future holds! Submit to Bike Smut 9: Science Friction!

January 1, 2013

Suerte en Mexico

Mexican lessons for the sojourning bikesexual, or "What I fucked during winter break"



We are only days away from returning to the United States, or as I like to call it, the Information Empire. It is always quite enlightening being able to travel and share and learn with so many enthused budding bikesexuals.


  • Without much doubt, my favorite new slag for orgy is "horchata". I have often enjoyed that fabulous rice drink but with the addition of this double entendre we have been "hacemos horchata" quite often. 
  • "Tocar" the verb means "to touch" or "to play" which lends itself to a variety of awesome play on words.
  • Last but not least the word for "ariola" or the circle around one's nipples is "halo" which, while a challenge to work into conversation casually, is pretty hilarious when referring to the sweet rings on Mother Mary or St. Guadalupe. 


Between the barrels of Mezcal and a seemingly endless struggle to navigate the semi-socialized health care bureaucracy we learned a lot. Thanks to our hosts, and supporters!

District Federal - Bicitekas, Terrormoto CrewCentral del Puebla,
Guatalajara - GDL, Puc, Bici Polo Tapatio
Puebla - Profética
Oaxaca - Central Cinema




December 18, 2012

XXXMas Fiesta en OaXXXaca

Paseo de Porno!




MIÉRCOLES 26 dic, 2012 
Hidalgo 302, Central Historical
CINEMA CENTRAL PRESENTA: FUNCIÓN ESPECIAL “BICI PORNO”







Se presentará por primera vez en Oaxaca "Bike Smut".
¡Libertad de transporte y libertad sexual!
¿Eres bici sexual?
¿Crees que una mejor manera de transportarse y mejor sexo son la llave para una mayor calidad de vida?
¿Tal vez piensas que la bici es sexy o que te sientes muy bien cuando andas en ella?
Bike Smut es el tour de un festival internacional de cine que celebra el transporte impulsado por energía humana y una cultura positiva del sexo.
La única manera de ver a Bike Smut es cuando se presenta en un teatro/cine, taller de bicicletas o en un sótano para una audiencia en vivo.
No hay DVD's a la venta y no hay proyecciones en medios. Esto es un reto para Bike Smut pero es la única manera de asegurar la privacidad.
Después de más de 1,000 proyecciones Bike Smut no ha tenido fugas. Mantienen la privacidad de los realizadores tan segura como ellos
deseen.
Bike Smut es una experiencia compartida.
Normalmente vemos porno solos en los lugares más íntimos de nuestra casa (o para algunos, en el trabajo) rara vez hablamos de ello.
Bike Smut hace un llamado a una mayor honestidad en nuestra sexualidad. El sexo sucede. Podemos ignorarlo o aceptarlo.
¡Ver Bike Smut en un entorno social fomenta hablar de sexo, género y otros temas considerados tabú!
Bike Smut es cívico. Las políticas actuales están diseñadas para
reprimir la expresión sexual y la elección del transporte.
Bike Smut desafía esa tendencia mostrando la calidad de la expresión creativa y la cantidad de diversión inherente tanto al ciclismo y al sexo.
Ambas actividades (ciclismo y sexo) son elementos importante para un estilo de vida saludable y una agradable calidad de vida.


  Felix Fuckin Navidad...Merry Humpin Xmas   


gringo bici humor

As much as we want to belive in a snow angel appearing in every tamale we ingest, we are quite thrilled to not be wearing pants, thanks.

Hey! You think my spanglish is funny? That ainçt cochillo, meng..

Fozzy Bear would always be talking about how awesome Oaxaca is... in fact he ended nearly every single line he ever said by repeating his love for this beautiful Mexican state not once, not twice, BUT ALWAYS THREE TIMES!

Clearly this is a place of dreams.

Don´t wake us up, instead hop aboard the dream cycle, there is always room for one more!

Join us for our NEXT TO LAST SHOW EN MEXICO!

Wed Jan 26
Cafe Central
Hidalgo 302

http://www.colectivocentral.com/2012/12/cafe-central-oaxaca-bike-smut-dic-26.html