get your adorable foible on!

If you think whipped cream and love-seats can make for awkward lovemaking then you can also imagine what trouble bikes can get us into...



sometimes liberation comes when you least expect it.

image credit to freestylee

Try to get some revolutions on today!

where is your gootch?

Ah the Midnight Mystery Ride. A classic monthly outing for the late night drinking then biking then drinking crew.

We set up our cameras and just let the magic happen



So why are some of the most painful experiences also the most pleasureful?

Learn more later this week when we release the dates for our world premiere of Bike Porn 3: CYCLE BOUND

Cycling for Vulvae

As loathe as we are to repeat the oft use phrase, "this one is for the ladies" (stemming from a disturbing experience with Color Me Badd where every song was for the ladies, in fact 5 songs into the show they actually apologized to the guys "cause the rest of these songs are pretty much all... FOR THE LADIES.")

Women love to ride. Its true, and if the small amount of research that has been done on the matter is also true, than suddenly guys have good reason to be a little jealous

...a sex researcher had a group of women (some of who suffered from something called delayed orgasm) ride a stationary bike for 20 minutes, after which they masturbated. After stimulating sympathetic outflow by riding the bike, the non-disordered were able to stimulate themselves to several orgasms each and most of the women with orgasm disorder were able to stimulate themselves to at least one orgasm.

She treats many women with orgasm disorder using the stationary bike and she has had pretty good and long-lasting results.

Pretty encouraging for all (wo)mankind.

Now for a more technical example, we present the most popular scene in "Mädchen, Mädchen"


And finally this less descriptive movie proving that filmmakers can enjoy bikes too. OH FUCK THIS LINK!

Lets get ourselves embedded!