ReMembering Denver

We are blessed to have great art to share. All the different artists who chose to express their ideas give cause to bring a local community together.

But it is really that community brought together to enjoy and explore that make a screening an experience.

Some nice folks over at Westwood in Denver asked to join us in documenting the spandex covered glory.

Soon our sleek caravan will begin the sojourn home to Cascadia. Boise polo on Wednesday perhaps?

hot dudes on bikes

finally some gender equity in our bikesexual objectification.


http://hotdudesonbikes.com/

This is how we Tap the Rockies

Thanks to the executive director of Denver Open Media who made the case for independent media and a more perfect "pants down society"

DEMONSTRATIVELY!

It was quite a show, with scantly clad, bikesexuals wearing tight and wonderfully constrictive spandex. A number of forced strip teases, and the swankiest afterparty scene since we played in the Ogden Bike Porn Mansion over a year ago.

Now starts the long process of paying reperations to the abused and unprepaired masses... yer welcome.

Tomorrow come and get yours wherever the Denver Mallet Mafia decide to bring the ball whackin noise! Come heckle for fun and profit!

Tapping the Rockies One Last Time

Its the final stop in the Tap the Rockies Tour

• Saturday, December 4th
• Open Media Foundation
• 700 Kalamath St
• 7:00pm, live broadcast of the preshow starts at 7:15
• $7, no one turned away
• adults only

If only the show was on July 7th we could have some numerology based action.

We are plotting a variety of screenings in Olympia, Bellingham, Victoria, Vancouver, and Eugene this winter. Excited bikesexuals of Cascadia represent!

on condoms and helmets

We can't count the number of times motorists have endangered themselves by sticking their heads out theor window to more effectively yell about how we should die for not wearing a helmet. If only those busybodies were around when we needed condoms.

Interesting thing about tools... how they are used... how rocking the appropriate safety equipment is encouraged and how we shame those who do not. It's true that certain members are allergic to some plastics and a bad reaction could make us not want to ride ever again. But that is the point. Its more about knowing the risks and we are presented with anecdotal evidence not factual statements. For as dangerous as cycling seems when a ton of steel comes within inches of you at 40 miles per hour, it is quite safe, statistically. Especially when compared to riding a ton of steel at high speeds, which in the United States is the number one cause of death for those under 37 years old.

There are those who will never bike without a helmet. There are those who will never fuck without a condom. Both sex and cycling carry risks but we at Bike Porn Industries feel a heaping dose of reason would benefit those extremists.

If you were in a long term relationship would you be so strident about wearing a condom? How about going protection-free on a bike ride through a park?

Such safety gear has its place, of course. But we could stand for a little more "time, place, manner" in our rides. Such protection is best used for exploring exciting, new territory, not for a casual trip to the corner store. Trying anal sex? Sure! Wear a helmet. Feel like breaking some speed barriers? Have a full face! But just as you wouldn't wear a condom cause you might have sex, its reasonable to know what kind of biking you will be engaging in and protect yourself to the necessary amount.

This Ted Talk goes into the some of the truth about helmet behavior.



We have preached openly about cycling helmets and the culture of fear for some time. It is so heartening to have our feelings expressed by someone with (marginally) better powerpoint skills.


Get down with the Bobby Brown prerogative.

Full Court Turkey Press

Fuck bisiklet! That's what our new friends at KAOS GL, a quarterly publication in Turkey say about our plans to visit them in 2011.
In fact they had a lot to say, but so far our translation skills are more amusing then accurate. Nevertheless what we have discerned is that they are all for the liberation and social implications of a more bike-sex-positive culture.

Read the article here!

Our first press overseas.... It's a banner day at Bike Porn Industries; thanks to all who make it possible!

Now then, where should we go next?

4: PLAY for Denver!

Bike Porn's final Colorado screening is this weekend in Denver!

Saturday, December 4th

Open Media Foundation
700 Kalamath St

7:00pm, with live broadcast of the preshow starting at 7:15
$7 no one turned away,
adults only

We loved this image so much we decided it needed a comeback. Get frisky!

The preshow will be broadcast on Denver Media Foundation's live. We hope we dont get them shut down.

Sexy Saviour Calendar

Black Friday is coming and while you can't buy a DVD of bike porn you CAN have a sexy biker calendar! The examples of strange yet enticing connection between woMan and machine(et) never seem to stop.

Presenting the Bike Saviours' "Not Safe for Work Trade" 2011 Calendar.

Apparently the calendar is a bit more racy than last year's, and inspired us to query deeper about what is going on behind the lens at Bike Saviours. To that end Heather Hoch of the Saviours, answered our questions which are left intended. Her answers are in bold.

So what is happening these days at your co-op bike shop in Tempe?

Bike Saviours is doing great! We had a really huge Tour de Fat last month which was great. Other than that, we still just teach people how to fix bikes! Ha.

Did you set out to make a more adult themed calendar? if not how did
it come to pass?

We actually were debating this year whether we wanted to make the calendar more or less sexy for 2011. We hadn't officially decided when it came time to shoot, so we kind of just let the models do whatever. The first people up were for March and they were a male and female couple, both only wearing underpants and doing some S&M stuff with wrenches and bike tubes. I guess it just snowballed from there.

Does the shop have a stance on sex, or porn? Where do these ethics stem from?

Personally, I've been in a Bike Porn film and so have some other members. But, I would say the shop has no specific stance on sex or pornography. We try to keep our views as a collective organization simple and focused on fixing bikes and teaching our neighbors. This is just a fun, optional thing we started doing last year to raise some fun(ds). I think a collective organization that empowers people with the knowledge to do things on their own attracts a lot of independent, free, and open people.

That is actually quite a stellar response. Sex exists and you liberated folks can use it as they want. So you say that new calendar is customized with information about your shop, bike holidays and events instead of boring old holidays like Columbus day. Can you give us an example of a bike holiday? (We know quite a few and yet were not consulted!?!?)

Most of the bike holidays we included are annual or monthly Tempe rides and such like "Bike to Work or School Day" in April or the Phoenix Critical Masses. We also have the Bike Summit in D.C. and some silly things like Be Bald and Free Day. All of the proceeds go directly to funding our shop, which is a 501(c)3 non-profit bicycle collective with a focus on educating people on bike maintenance and safety. Thanks for your support of our collective!"

Nice work Heather! Well we would have liked some more variety in background but we are confident we have been quoted as saying, "make bike porn where you can." Right in the middle of a bike shop seems a pretty damn good place.

Buy it direct from them at www.bikesaviours.org

Group ride! Bike Sex! Dance Party!

Greetings Boulder! A historic evening of dancing, independent film and opportunity for creative sharing of our varied sexual identity is nigh!

• We have a group ride meeting at 20th and Alpine at 6:20pm
• We have a DJ for the afterparty at the 303 Vodka,
• We have a fuck ton of beautiful, inspiring art by people who want you to be able ride your bike have sex when you want, as you want!

Phoenix Asylum
2510 47th St. Unit D

7:30pm, $5, adults only

Ft Collins you will get your chance in just 48 hours!

Tapping the Rockies Take Two

One down, three to go. Lets do it up right!

Bike bolder in Boulder

Friday, Nov 19th

Pheonix Asylum

2510 47th St. Unit D

7:30pm, $5, adults only

with help from Burnworks and 303 Vodka

If your name is on the "Attending" list by 7pm on Thursday, you'll be on the list to get in - but you MUST show up before 7:15pm, or your spot will be given up! If you are NOT on the list by 7pm Thursday, then attendance will be first come, first serve! Come early! Doors at 7pm

Sign up now!


boulder? i hardly even knew her!

Ft Collins, you will get your chance soon enough