Northern Exposure Tour

Sure, plans to travel (and eventually dominate) around the world make for some pretty exciting times, and perhaps we are not tracking the exploits of the BikeSexual Industry the way we should (especially concerning everyone else is willing to just let it slide by like a scratch and sniff saddle, awkwardly wanting to lean over and catch a whiff, but terrified of being caught)

So we have been a bit distracted, but we are well aware of the engorged members of our North American inContinent and before we jam out to the vast unknown waters of an european fantasy tour we want to satiate who we can.

Victoria, Seattle, Spokane/Moscow?, Missoula, Bozeman, Minneapolis, Madison, Milwaukee, Chicago, Detroit, Buffalo, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal, Boston, Providence, Philadelphia? New York

Its gonna be a wild ride.

Q: What is wrong with women?

Tre excitement! A new documentary that has been struggling with issues of distribution has been green lighted for limited release.




Suffering through the torment of the indy video circuit for two years is enough to win our empathy (cause we knew that we didn't have the patience), but that they are talking about sexual health in a matter of fact manner has just about won us over.

We dont pay to see many movies these days, and with the exception of Winter Bone we haven't encouraged others to sit and watch cause there is usually a better view if you are straddling steel. Still, we have high hopes for Orgasm Inc.

Good luck, Liz Canner!

A: the same thing that is wrong with men.

The BikePorn Euro Zine

The Bike Porn film festival is now in its 4th year and has never been a single person's vision. Rather a coalition of the horny work together to bring the synthesis of transportation and sexuality to life.

The only way to see Bike Porn is when it plays in a theater, bike shop or basement for a live audience. There are no DVDs for sale and no screeners for the media. This creates a challenge for us but is the only way to ensure the filmmaker's privacy, and it woks. After more than 100 screenings we have had no leaks. We keep filmmakers identity as safe as they desire.

Bike Porn is a shared experience. Typically we view porn only in the most private places in our home (or for some, at work) are rarely do we talk about it. This is a call for a more honesty in our sexuality. Sex happens. We can either ignore it or accept it. Watching Bike Porn in a social setting encourages talking about sex, gender and other topics considered taboo.

"Bike Porn is civic. Current political policies are designed to repress sexual expression and transportation choice. The Bike Porn film festival challenges that trend by enthusiastically displaying the quality of creative expression and the amount of fun inherent in both cycling and sex. Both actives are worth elements of a healthy lifestyle and a pleasant quality of life"

Feeling bike-curious? Why don't you tell us what you think bike porn is, or better yet show us by making a short film. Any consenting adult can do it!

a somewhat accurate map of our proposed intinary

Hoy you say "fuck bikes" in...

• Hungarian fasz kerékpárok
• Romanian dracu biciclete
• Turkish siktir bisiklet
• Greek gamo podílato
• Italian cazzo bicicletta
• Spanish joder bicicletas
• French baiser vélos
• German bumsen Fahrrad
• Dutch neuken fietsen
• Polish pieprzyć rowery

We are badass friendly (and humble)! We are looking for other badass communities who might pimp, bathe, house, feed and fuck us (or any combination thereof). Please introduce us and lets make a night of erotic bicycle films to remember!

we're not drawing a blank

Holy illustrious bikesexuality! All this euro tour plotting has gotten us kinda behind schedule in our internetical sharing of quality, "sustainabilabro approved" erotica.
We are scheduling BikePorn 4:PLAY in forward cascadian cities in Jan/Feb 2011 as well as US Canadian border towns in March. Ottawa we got a little something for you!

This just in (and out, and in again) Victoria screening has been scheduled for Friday, Jan 28th! We shall return to the biker's island and look forward to the multiple live, locally produced performances that are going down in conjunction with our screening! Exclamations!

We are kinda anti numerology, but we are nontheless still excited to celebrate our four hundredth and forty-fourth posting!

If anyone knows the artists please post in the comments so we can credit them.

ReMembering Denver

We are blessed to have great art to share. All the different artists who chose to express their ideas give cause to bring a local community together.

But it is really that community brought together to enjoy and explore that make a screening an experience.

Some nice folks over at Westwood in Denver asked to join us in documenting the spandex covered glory.

Soon our sleek caravan will begin the sojourn home to Cascadia. Boise polo on Wednesday perhaps?

hot dudes on bikes

finally some gender equity in our bikesexual objectification.


http://hotdudesonbikes.com/

This is how we Tap the Rockies

Thanks to the executive director of Denver Open Media who made the case for independent media and a more perfect "pants down society"

DEMONSTRATIVELY!

It was quite a show, with scantly clad, bikesexuals wearing tight and wonderfully constrictive spandex. A number of forced strip teases, and the swankiest afterparty scene since we played in the Ogden Bike Porn Mansion over a year ago.

Now starts the long process of paying reperations to the abused and unprepaired masses... yer welcome.

Tomorrow come and get yours wherever the Denver Mallet Mafia decide to bring the ball whackin noise! Come heckle for fun and profit!

Tapping the Rockies One Last Time

Its the final stop in the Tap the Rockies Tour

• Saturday, December 4th
• Open Media Foundation
• 700 Kalamath St
• 7:00pm, live broadcast of the preshow starts at 7:15
• $7, no one turned away
• adults only

If only the show was on July 7th we could have some numerology based action.

We are plotting a variety of screenings in Olympia, Bellingham, Victoria, Vancouver, and Eugene this winter. Excited bikesexuals of Cascadia represent!

on condoms and helmets

We can't count the number of times motorists have endangered themselves by sticking their heads out theor window to more effectively yell about how we should die for not wearing a helmet. If only those busybodies were around when we needed condoms.

Interesting thing about tools... how they are used... how rocking the appropriate safety equipment is encouraged and how we shame those who do not. It's true that certain members are allergic to some plastics and a bad reaction could make us not want to ride ever again. But that is the point. Its more about knowing the risks and we are presented with anecdotal evidence not factual statements. For as dangerous as cycling seems when a ton of steel comes within inches of you at 40 miles per hour, it is quite safe, statistically. Especially when compared to riding a ton of steel at high speeds, which in the United States is the number one cause of death for those under 37 years old.

There are those who will never bike without a helmet. There are those who will never fuck without a condom. Both sex and cycling carry risks but we at Bike Porn Industries feel a heaping dose of reason would benefit those extremists.

If you were in a long term relationship would you be so strident about wearing a condom? How about going protection-free on a bike ride through a park?

Such safety gear has its place, of course. But we could stand for a little more "time, place, manner" in our rides. Such protection is best used for exploring exciting, new territory, not for a casual trip to the corner store. Trying anal sex? Sure! Wear a helmet. Feel like breaking some speed barriers? Have a full face! But just as you wouldn't wear a condom cause you might have sex, its reasonable to know what kind of biking you will be engaging in and protect yourself to the necessary amount.

This Ted Talk goes into the some of the truth about helmet behavior.



We have preached openly about cycling helmets and the culture of fear for some time. It is so heartening to have our feelings expressed by someone with (marginally) better powerpoint skills.


Get down with the Bobby Brown prerogative.

Full Court Turkey Press

Fuck bisiklet! That's what our new friends at KAOS GL, a quarterly publication in Turkey say about our plans to visit them in 2011.
In fact they had a lot to say, but so far our translation skills are more amusing then accurate. Nevertheless what we have discerned is that they are all for the liberation and social implications of a more bike-sex-positive culture.

Read the article here!

Our first press overseas.... It's a banner day at Bike Porn Industries; thanks to all who make it possible!

Now then, where should we go next?