Everyone wants more 4:PLAY

Ali Blue of Salt Lake gets the honor of being our 1st 4:PLAY spokesperson! Several fans created short bike porn sequences where people demand more 4:PLAY! We expect to drop one every week on our run up to the European Tour.

Do not try and deny her, it is much easier to let her have her way.

Detroit sends a valentine

We feel the need to impress upon you.

Media Matters! Without a connection to an audience, even the most exciting media will languish and die. Art needs eyes and ears to see and hear it! Bike Porn has these same needs, plus nose and skin to really "experience" the show...

A certain Sandra Svoboda made a point to interrogate a couple bike studs about how big their tubes are, but that part of the interview about traveling with DIY erotic arts was not published, alas.

This year it's "4:Play," in honor of the tour's fourth rendition. Like the cycling community itself, with riders on everything from unicycles to tandems in solo outings and large group rides, the filmmakers embraced the theme on varying frame sizes and styles.

"Some people took the theme as, 'We won't have hardcore sex,' but then other people were like, 'Foreplay? That's how you get to having hardcore sex.' That's why it worked out so well...

Thanks for making us look good.

post-Seattle recuperation

Thank you Seattle!

so many beautiful bikers and perverts presenting themselves in a cavalcade of horny that we are hardly able to contain ourselves

lets try to recap:

A show at a place once called the Wet Spot equipped with whips, chains, cages, a pretty complete dungeon and other fortifications, one of which we had performers on top of.

A stage shared with pop-up-out-of-a-cake dancers gyrating to Kenny Loggin's Danger Zone and a variety of indecent proposals, plus a trip to a massive, abandoned concrete factory with a view of our future home, a barge left for dead on the Duwamish.

A relaxed screening at a bike screening where one of the viewers was quoted as saying, "Im sorry I have to go home now, because I am really turned on"

ZOWIE!

Thanks for all your support Seattle!

Live on the air with HER

Hey there porn fans, we have a represenatitive on the radio starting at 4:45 pm today!

Well be talking about Bike Porn 4:PLAY, Seattle, the analysis of burlesque vs. strip teasing, and "is this the post-modern sexual revolution, or are we spinning our gears?"

HER is "a forum for underrepresented music, sounds and perspectives. We support the local music community in Seattle, King County, Washington state, and the larger Pacific Northwest by focusing on found sound, field recordings, forgotten music, local musicians, bedroom recordings..." HEY NOW!

Tune in and listen to the goods at Hollow Earth Radio.org

Three Loads for Seattle

We are Super StokedTM because there is an invasion force coming up from other lands to enjoy this humptastic weekend.



Here is your schedule for hot bike action in the 206 this weekend:

Thursday @7pm: enjoy .83's weekly ride. Nerdcore alcoholics ride cherry whips. Meet at Westlake Center

Friday @8pm: the monthly Dead Baby ride. Starting location to be announced.

Saturday @2pm: The Center for Sex Positive Culture host the Seattle premiere of 4:PLAY

Saturday @6pm: Back to bike punk roots, Bike Porn 4:PLAY is in Georgetown at the Mix

Sunday @ 5pm: Take it to the Hill! 20/20 Cycles hosts the final 2011 screening of Bike Porn (do they have the best website by a local bike shop ever? talk among yourselves)

are you gonna finish that?

Vancouver provides a lot of excitment and... rather aggressive hardware?!?



Thanks for the fine times with your well lubed machines, Canada. We loved the live performances, the responsive crowds and sharing the bike love in BC. We will see you again in Mid March when we journey to Toronto, Ottawa, and Montreal!

Final BC show tonight!

Thank you Victoria, as always the Island delivers more than its fair share (by population) of bikesexual radicals. Kisses to our hosts at Camas Bookstore, the live performances, and of course the badass Velo Vixens.

Tonight we have our last show in British Columbia,

Saturday Jan 28th
Dharma Lab
1881 Pandora
9pm
Donations split with the Revelry Society

Thanks Seattle Bike Blogs!

As part of our continuing work to bring our bikesexual content to more communities we have expanded past our typical places where we pimp the goods.

It has been a few months since we uprooted ourselves from our glorious bike-fucking-fun-tastic city of Portland to place ourselves in the emerald city, or as we like to think of it, the Northwest's Family Jewels. Since that time we have been sucking up to the best pimpers of bikes this state has to offer.

And what exciting news do we have! THREE big shows this weekend in Seattle!

We are up in this jam here, thanks Go Means Go, we love that you love movies.

and we have a sweet interview with the fine folks from the Seattle Bike Blog.

Finally we are scheduled to be on Hollow Earth Radio Wednesday afternoon. Tune in for your dose of audaciousness.

Bike Smut in BC

Some might think that with all this plotting and scheming of cross country and international touring that we might forget our roots. That "bike porn is so post-Cascadian"

FUCK THAT!

(and not in the way that we usually mean "FUCK", ie something we want to be sexual with)

Bike Smut learned to fly in the Pacific Northwest and we have a duty to keep our home fires burning as hot as possible. We have already found a few ways to keep em stoked in our absence. We have entered a film into the world's 2nd longest running festival of bicycle movies; we will be announcing the theme for Bike Smut 5 soon and there there is this:

BIKE SMUT 4:PLAY in Victoria tonight!

Friday, January 28 ·

Camas Books and Infoshop

2590 Quadra (@ Kings)

6:30pm and 9:00

with LIVE performances from international burlesque star Miss Cherry Contrary

Standby for info about a show in Vancouver tomorrow (Saturday, Jan 29th) and Seattle next week!

fans pimping 4 PLAY

Hey there bikesexual fans. we asked friends to make a quick video for our new program, Bike Porn 4:PLAY and you you delivered!

We will start delivering these videos every week while we are on our upcoming Northern Exposure tour!

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