7 days w/out bikesex makes one week!

Breaking bikesexual news!  We were just informed that a last minute film is now in post production in Toronto, Canada.

rad fems on bikes doing what comes naturally

THE DEADLINE IS COMING!

Its the end of the road for our our 2nd European tour AND our call for artists to submit their short films for our touring, erotic, bicycle film festival.

Whats that, you love bikes and you love sex but you didn't know you could put those fabulous ideas together into an erotic film that will travel the world inspiring more creative expressions of joy and liberation in the lives of thousands.

now you do.

The deadline is 9/9   -   that is September 9th no matter what continent you are from.

There are just seven days until the close of our extended deadline for entries to Bike Smut 8: Come Again.

Make it human-powered

Make it sex-positve

Make it happen

Make if fast

Deliver a consensual package today! 

The race is on

TIME TO SPEED HUMP!

submit your film

more than a sausage fest in Hamburg

When we first came to Hamburg it was quite a frantic mess. We didn't know the city or anyone living here. Somehow we ended up screening at a perfect venue with an amazing fun audience and a fabulous party ensued.

We weren't sure if we would be able to return but it seems fate is into fucking bikes.

TONIGHT!

02. September 2014

21:00 Uhr

Gängeviertel, Valentinskamp

Das etwas andere Kinomovement ist wieder zu Gast bei uns. Das letzte mal vor zwei der Jahren war ein äußerst lustiger Abend.

basically they like us. We are stoked to be back.



Then only 2 more shows in Europe! 
Thursday in Kiel  (facecrack event page)
Saturday in Berln! (more face cracking)

Then we are back in Portland for the world premiere of Come Again!

Goodmoe, Malmoe!

Sometimes silly, sometimes brutal

Often fleeting, often  revealing

Bike Smut Euro Tour Re enters Sweden.

Saturday night!

Either you are good and enjoy the engagement of ideas for adults.

Or you are mal and you come for the pun-ishment of Bike Smut.

Either way, come! Then we can Come Again!

Tonight in Copenhagen

Tonight in Copenhagen! 

Showtime 1900

Thursday 28 August 

Great dane special edition
Prags Blvd 43

The world premiere of BIKE SMUT 8: COME AGAIN

We are bringing the greatest bikesexual show on earth 

back to the people who spawned it!

the world premiere of 

 BIKE SMUT 8: COME AGAIN

male sexuality wrapped in the context of a protective condoments

In the past year we showed consensual non-consent and forced haircuts from Chicago, golden showers and swampy dendrophilia from Gainesville, greasy cock and ball torture from Berlin, spaghetti-western anarchists from Montreal, gender queer Mario Brothers from Geneva, hardfem bicycle-mounted cavalry-archers hunting to feed their sexual appetites in Pheonix, and a hardcore ginger-on-ginger bisexual, bikesexual educational film.

WHEW! Its been a good year!

Summer is almost over, get your bikesexual fantasies fulfilled while its still hot!

• Bike Smut 8: Come Again
• Friday, September 12, 2014
• Clinton Street Theater - 2522 SE Clinton, Portland, Oregon, USA
• 9pm
• $7
• Get Tickets online! Then invite others with the offiicial FB event!

Make it a double whammy! For only three dollars more ($10 in total) you are encouraged to come early and watch an encore screening of Aftermass, a documentary about how we use our public space and how the bicycle can help make it more human friendly.

• Aftermass: Bicycling in a Post-Critical Mass Portland
• 7 PM 
• with Q&A afterwards. Let your friends on FB know!
• More info at: http://microcosmpublishing.com/aftermass

Srsly! You should get your tickets to this excellent event online!


Join us afterward for the closet thing to Critical Mass in Portland, the Midnight Mystery Ride
 http://midnightmysteryride.wordpress.com/

• Critical Mass: a leaderless ride that starts downtown at 5pm on the last Friday of the month
• MMR: follow a leader to a mysterious location from a bar at 11pm on the second Friday of the month.

There is no requirement that you ride a bike to the show but the odds of you meeting and going home with a sexy biker greatly improve if you do!

Back into Czech, mate!

Beer, German tourists and permissive sexuality: These are the hallmarks of just about every country we visit. Everyone likes to talk about how good their beer is, how annoying all these German tourists are, and how sexually permissive the people are in the next town over.

so horny he can't be bothered to put shoes on

But in at least two European countries it may actually be more true. One is Belgium and the other is The Czech Republic.

Blessed with some of the best water (100 year old breweries built over natural springs coming from the Alps make a might crisp pilsner) and a historically depressed economy exasperated by the EU (its in the EU but they don't use Euros so it easy to travel here and most things are cheaper) naturally you can imagine a lot of people like to visit the Czech Republic.

Czech shares a border with Germany, one of the wealthiest countries in Europe. Often tourists are annoying, because they flaunt their wealth and feel entitles to be jerks because they are paying for service. So people all over Europe love to talk shit about rich, annoying German tourists.

showing off the biker package is one way to display family wealth

Also sex. Logic follows that a place that has legalized prostitution, you might have less shame about other sexual issues. The Czech Republic is considered one of the most liberal Central European countries with regards to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender (LGBT) rights. In 2006 it legalized registered partnerships (registrované partnerství) for same-sex couples.

The more you are exposed to open, comfortable sexuality the less of a taboo it becomes. This should result in more open, accepting communities and possibly more interesting pornography.

And yet there is still room for more joyous bikesexual liberation!
Come get some at these fine shows!

Brno
Friday 8/8
FBB Klub Na Dráze, 
Nadražní 9
21:30h fb event

Pardubice
Sunday 10/8
Inner Dark
Polská 898
20h

Prague w/ queer noises, a part of Prague Pride!

Friday 15/8

Q Cafe

Opatovická 12

18h - 20h fb event

Fuck tomorrow, we want a vision for a better tonight!

Packing the Euro Sausage

From Brats to Wieners this dick on a bike is rolling across sausage country!

What support we got from our return to Germany. First a fabulously debaucherous screening in the former East German town of Leipzig. Sometimes we do free shows (okay often we do free shows) and we usually get a lot of thanks and some sticker sales. But they really dug deep into their beer fund. Then an afterparty at the neighborhood bar turned into naked dance party because, "well we did all just watch some great porn together, so ..."

Bavaria was also fabulous in a completely different way. Leaving Leipzig after midnight then riding from Munich to the suburb of Augsburg on no sleep and just the promise of Bavarian Brunch was a delightful suffering. But white beer, white (brat)wurst, soft pretzels and a hot shower got me in the mood. The Bike Kitchen in Augsburg were really into it they even made this promotional video:



Pretty fucking cool eh? The show was also exciting. We had a massive audio blow out in the first 20 min which resulted in the speakers screaming more than 120 decibels of pain... for 3 minutes  Yikes! But after pulling all the cables (yes even the projector) there was silence. A few words of patience and the audience waited on the streets outside while we scrambled to fix the power/audio issues. another 30 min and we were back on it and the room was maybe even more packed! A very good sign. They screamed with delight and because we had never been to that town before we showed some videos form the archive we don't but out very often including  a "bike snuff" vignette from the early days. Another dance party and tall bike rides around the city ensued.

 The next day we were in Munich where the Academy of art students were presenting their final works. Really fun to have many rooms of thematic art. In a bizarre moment an artist, who wrote a great story about our first screening in Munich three years ago saw us in the halls of the Academy and showed us her art. Her room ended up winning the best in show which is pretty fucking cool.

 
It was a really hot night. We were planning to do it inside the Kulturjurte (Culture Yurt) but that was gonna be a sauna so the rad bikesexual folks at Bike Kitchen who made a good poster and organized it help us set it up under the stars. It felt great!

Our Bike Smut Munich office got some photos too!

Then a gloroius ride along the Danube which has a excellent bike trail...

Now we are about to have 3 shows in 3 days!

Thursday at the Bike Kitchen in Linz

Friday with Critical Mass in Bratslava

 
Saturday in Vienna

FUCKING w00t!

Germanus Interrupts

We were in the midst of a pretty excellent bike tour, traveling all across Italy from Torino to Naples to Venice then out of Italy cross Slovenia to Zagreb, Croatia back to Slovenia to Graz, Austria.

1000s of kilos of hardcore bike pumping action!

And then there was a call to arms and legs! We are going to Bike Wars!

The former East German town of Leipzig is the battleground for another brutal example of why bikers should be given lots of welding equipment and beer.

Bike Smut will bring these warriors to a frenzied pitch!

Leipzig Bike Wars

Wednesday, 16 July (more events all weekend!)

G16 – Giesserstrasse 16

21h

Then the march will continue south to the gentler Bavarian lands (that already are perpetually soaked in beer)

Augsburg Bike Kitchen

Friday, 18 July

CityClub, Königsplatz

20h

Munich

Saturday, 19 July  

Bike Kitchen - Akademiestr 2-4

20h

Then our rubber treads mercilessly over the former Austrian-Hungarian Empire

Linz

Thursday, 24 July

BikeKitchen - kapuzinerstrasse 36
21h

Bratislava  Critical Mass!
Friday, 25 July

Vienna
Saturday, 26 July
Schikaneder Margaretenstraße 24
22h

Will we make it to Budapest or will the prudes halt our easternly advancement leaving us the sweet nectar of the Czech Republic to suckle upon?



The bikesexual war of eastern Europe shall be won or lost in these days. Do not sit idly by, stand up and let the world know that you love your fucking bicycle and you will proudly defend yourself from anti-bikesexual fascists... this is how we do it 

end transmission

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Cuntclusion of the Bike Fucking Tour of Italy

We are in the final push across the Northeast to cover this country with better sex and better transportation. We are thrilled to be here celebrating the European Hardcourt Bike Polo Championships! It may be the wettest event we have been since a Mini Bike Winter Cupcake Challenge resulted in a near death by riding a bike into the Willamette River.

We also will get to ride with Critical Mass this Friday in Padova and we have great hopes that we will find a creative way to share our program with all the rad bikers who keep doing it in the street!

We also have some excellent contacts in Venice, a city that is so car-free you can't even ride your bike in it. How will this turn our for our plucky team of intrepid porno explorers?

Stay tuned via our various social media diseases:

https://twitter.com/#!/BikeSmut
Great for immediate action. Lots of pictures from the tour and other musings mostly bike-sex related!

http://bikesmut.tumblr.com/
Like pictures? Loads of sexy bikers doing it, doing it and doing it rad!

https://www.facebook.com/BikePornFilms
If you have a face you can put it right up this URL!

or just do it old school style and write us a letter: bikesmut@gmail.com 

We only are a little annoyed by people who can write us but can't bother to look on the website we take so long to update. [grumblegruble]

Lubrifichiamoci bene e veniamo in bici sempre!

Staserra in Bologna!

19/6
@ Xm24 - Via Fioravanti 24

21:30  

https://www.facebook.com/events/1438087236451568/

Dominica in Vincenza

ADA Lab - Via Battaglione Framarin 42,

18:30
https://www.facebook.com/events/621426494619946/

Verona, Venice, Padova on the verge! Its our final push across the North of Italy!