Getting missionary with it

OMG THIS BURRITO IS FUCKING DELICIOUS!

thats just the kind of brash statement that could escape your lips without warning if you are in attendance of our show this Friday night. Only replace "BURRITO" with "BICYCLE" and "DELICIOUS" with "ME"


Friday, February 3, 2012 

THEOFFCENTER

848 Divisadero

7:00pm until 10:00pm

The evening is co-presented by fantastic folks at Femina Potens Gallery.
www.feminapotens.org

Reclaming our Davis

After a fantastic screening and dance party with Cyclecide this weekend we are primed for an exciting week of screenings including Oakland, Santa Cruz, maybe Sacramento, and a repeat screening in SF. But first, we lick the youthful, hot pepper infused faces of Davis, CA.

Its been a while since we have played a show in Davis. In our 1st California tour we were scooped up immediately and had a great house show with an insightful forum afterward. Then there was the turmoil resulting from the university deciding that the collectively organized, bike repair space was a safety hazard. No reasoning was provided, the building had not suffered any damage, according to one member, "one morning the administration just decided it didn't like it and now we are kicked out"

Since then they have gathered their forces and have made a comeback! We expect a lively crowd, with fun loving students and bikers gathering to share in the expression of joy! (and no callus injustice)

Here is their facebook event

or fuck it, details are textual!

Davis Bike Smut
Tuesday Jan 31st

Davis Bike Collective

1221 1/2 4th Street

9pm, $5 - 10 donation

Oh and what is this? Our own MissPoppyCox is scheduled to be on the Davis radio speaking with the hosts of "Intercourse on Intercourse." Too bad the show isn't in Pennsylvania, or it could be "from Intercourse"

aw, thats a lovely use for a penny farthing. Thanks!

photo credit to clickandclash

Hitting the Bay, Hard and Fast.

After weeks of back and forths, tos and fros, we are pleased to announce our 1st Bay Area show in almost two years. Our totally awesome freaky bike freak friends at Cyclecide  have agreed to host our show and their wonderous Swearhouse this Saturday!

We are so excited to see all our awesome bay area bikey sex friends, and make some new ones! The show will be followed by a sweet dance party full of hot bike-sexuals, like yourself. So be sure to invite your friends to radically get down, watch porn and...uh..... REDEFINE OBSCENITY!

Saturday Jan 28th
Cyclecide Swearhouse
1660 Jerrold St, SF, 94124
Doors at 8.30, show at 9.30

$5-10 sliding scale

We will have a few more shows before we leave The Bay, so keep checking back for details!

The end of the Confessional

Sure, we went though the entire history of our favorite pedalphile's verbal essays on tricycles, uncles and the joy of riding. This promotional teaser might be a little disturbing, but then... adult themes are for adults.

someday you will be censored too

 

PROTECT IP / SOPA Breaks The Internet from Fight for the Future on Vimeo.

Bike Cinema Pagan Holiday Weekend

No not Barber Santa, Santa Barbara!

The "American Riviera" es muy caliente! This week in bicycle-cinema news it will be host to not just Bike Smut but also our friends at the somewhat straight laced Bicycle Film Festival.

Tre Joy!

Its not very often,  just about once every couple years that this aligning of the cosmos is possible. It never fails to catch us off guard, and we are fortunate that our local hosts were tapped in so that we helped avoid a scheduling conflict (which is never as much fun).

It is strange, but considering that Bike Smut has played 18 of the 26 cities played by the BFF its actually supprising it hasn't happened more often. (note, Liverpool AND Washington DC both suffered massive erection dysfunction and failed to get a screening, alas)

On top of great movies they have some pretty great parties. Check out the full calendar here. They have having events from Thursday to Saturday, we are saving the best for last with a Sunday screening at our friends at Pescadrome

Sunday, Jan 22nd
Pescadrome
101 S. Quarantina St.
8pm doors, 9pm show
$7, no one turned away for lack of funds
group ride to event TBA
ANNOUNCED! 6pm at Cranky's 1014 State Street

Dont let Santa appear in any unnecessary places. Keep them Pagan holidays sacred!

photo credits to Dave Barry, and the Emblibrary.

Cooking up a sexy fun der storm

Final LA show tonight!

Due to a delightfully demanding email from our friends at Orange20 we have agreed to presenting an additional Bike Smut screening, going down tonight! It's totally last min, tell your friends to come out and enjoy one last chance for erotic bicycle bliss!

BIKE SMUT TONIGHT
Vlad the Retailer  (Next door to the Bike Kitchen)
704 Heliotrope Drive
after 8pm
$5 suggested donation 

Orgasm Trail's Southwestern Tip

Bike Smut returns to the southwestern tip of the continental United States... but you will get more than just the tip

 

Will this be our last show heading south? will we turn north to Santa Barbara, the Bay area and on to enjoy the lands of golashes and parkas in Cascadia?

Or will we continue for just a bit further, reaching down into the heart of frat boy overdosing and under-consensual sex of Tijuana?!?

only time will tell, but in the meantime, find us in San Diego

Tuesday Jan 17
Ruby Room
1271 University Ave
10pm, $5 suggested donation

with The Happy Smoke and Dick Justice

Buns in the Oven

Something is cooking in Los Angles!

Our first two shows were at a new venue (not even our organizer had ever been to) that turned out great! The Home Room has got some great artists supporting it and plenty of kind moxie, which is not too common in LA (so we are told, everyone we meet is pretty nice)

For our encore performance we have decided to see whats hot by asking a cook.

Bike Kitchens have a long history in LA, "The" Bike Kitchen has spawned two offspring upstarts who are also working at bringing the social aspects of cycling into more peoples lives. The most recent the Bikerowave is near the ocean and is pretty slick. Its slightly older sibling hails from East LA, and has a more down and dirty reputation.

For the second time, Bike Smut partners with the Bike Oven!
Saturday Jan 14th
2706 N. Figueroa St
10pm screening, but come to enjoy the Art Ride at 7pm!

Get your Buns Cooking this weekend!

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images credit to Alison Galvan and the Lorain Wheelmen
video credit to LA Comedy Shorts

Portraits of a Pedalphile - Part V "Uncle Francis"

Bringing up old histories of bikesexual pasts can be a challenge. Merv does the hard work for us and his introspection and courage help give us the tools necessary to reach deep into our trousers.



To understand more completely, try riding a bike yourself, and if you are lucky maybe you too will immediately shoot a load down your pants leg.

Happy new year!