December 20, 2009

infernal internal

you have these skills ----------------------------> Some
and are hanging out in this hood ---------> Portland
and are wanting this much in return ---> NOTHING!

Apparently we need you!

If that didn't get your heart pounding than continue not to enjoy.

Bike Porn Industries is hiring!

Well, almost. While we do experience frequent, rapid growth we also have equally frequent rapid downsizing. But at the moment we are accepting applications for our 1st ever Intern!

Bike Porn Industries organizes a touring festival of adult-themed bicycle movies. This is our 3rd year of traveling North America, sharing a view of progressive sexuality mixed with sustainability. We are looking for an office intern to assist with preparing for the next tour.

Applicants must be available 10am-4pm for 2-3 days during the week lasting until Feb 14th, 2010. Internship begins as soon as possible.

We can be somewhat flexible with scheduling as there is a lot of work to be done and much of it can be done at anytime.

This is an unpaid internship

Tasks include: assisting with mailings, internet research, event scheduling, theater negotiations, working on promotional images, writing materials for distribution and taking part in social media marketing campaigns as well as helping with our blog:

Additional tasks may include: assisting with production of promotional material, setting up lights or operating recording equipment

Please be dedicated, hardworking and LOVE DIY. We need you to be laid back with strong people skills while still being prompt and professional.

Prior experience with spreadsheets, email and other basic computing is necessary.

Photographic and video production experience are a plus, but not required.

* Location: Portland (some remote online work ok)
* Compensation: A small stipend is available.
* This is a part-time job.
* This is an internship job
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or
commercial interests.

Please apply by e-mail only: (cover letter and resume).


  1. Awesome cartoon, Phil. I totally identify. -Anton

  2. too bad I'm not in Portland, or I'd totally do it.


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