May 2, 2013

Porny Express Extention!

ITS OVER! You can no longer make a movie for us! Too late too bad!

uh wait, no you have a couple weeks left.

Clever viewers have taken note that all our printed matter say the deadline is May 25th. So in order to avoid the challenges of extending deadlines we just moved the first "deadline" forward.*

This means you still have a couple weeks left to craft YOUR VISION of bikesexuality!

We don't put your movies online, we don't make DVDs that we distribute. You maintain ownership of the movie and maintain your rights and we keep your privacy as safe as you like. Don't worry about your grandpa finding out, because we only show these excellent movies at screenings with loads of consensual, self-proclaimed adults.

We would love your movie to be on the theme of "the Porny Express" with its hint of western action. What if your movie is off-theme? No problem! We just want to give you an idea to play with. Go wherever your mind takes you.

Skateboard porn? Sounds great! Moped? ... maybe. We should talk. Mostly we want it to be human powered (okay gravity-powered is fine too). For it is the joy of how sexy it feels to move under your own power that we are celebrating.  Oh and sex-positive culture too.

"What the fuck is sex positive" you ask? You got a dirty mouth; and we are thrilled to hear your dirty talk.!

Sex positive means we encourage more acceptance of our difference than judging of our bodies and quirks. There's so many things that make us who we are which is way more interesting than feeling the compulsion to conform to some ideal. We will use our fucking sweet brains to beat back the culture of shame.

But here is a pretty smart summery of what sex positive means:

What I Mean When I Say I’m Sex-Positive via
  • I think freedom of sexuality is something that we all need and very few of us have
  • I think sexual pleasure is a legitimate thing to want and ethically pursue
  • I do not judge people for the (consensual) sex that they have or want
  • I will not tolerate slut-shaming
  • I will not tolerate hatred of people based on gender or orientation (including asexual)
  • I will not tolerate hatred of sex workers
  • I believe comprehensive, honest, non-judgmental sex education is necessary for public health and happiness
  • I think understanding of sexual consent—what it is, why it matters—is sorely lacking in society and crucially important
  • I reject preconceptions of what kind of sexuality a person should have, whether these preconceptions are based on gender, age, culture, disability, survivor status, or basically anything else
  • I value people’s individual freedom of choice in determining their sex lives (including the choices not to have sex)
What I Don’t Mean
  • Everyone should have sex
  • Everyone should have kinky, non-monogamous, exhibitionistic, pansexual sex
  • Accepting someone’s sexuality means you have to participate in it, watch them engage in it, or hear about it in detail
  • Nothing related to sex is ever hurtful for anyone
  • Feminism should be all about sex
  • Sex fixes everything

So now ya know.

You got your human-powered transport
You got your sex-positive culture
You got your burning desire to share it with others in a safe way.



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* Please do not tell us the inanity of having multiple deadlines. This engrish language has as much rigidity as a slug fucking a slinky on a staircase. We absolve ourselves, so there.

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