Playing in your Nether Lands

Oh Damn! Or really, Amster-Damn is more appropriate!

But really how appropriate can the Bike Smut Team be in a country that is called the Netherlands? As in "Nether Regions?" As in the lands "down there"?

Just look at this strapping Dutch lad, with his tousled hair, business casual threads, and folding bike that he's messing with down there. Between his legs...his mode of transportation bound in an impossibly twisted, yet seductive manner, ready to take him to the office? His mid-afternoon lunch meeting? Or to AmsterDamn's first screening of Bike Smut? We presume all three.

The Netherlands!

The land of bikes.

The land of sex.

Or is it? Reputations can be deceptive. For example...Sweden? In truth, of merely average sexual and bicycle openness.

So will the mythical Land of Nether hold up to its reputation? Conclusive results from our rigorous regime of bikesexual stress testing coming tonight!

Bike porn at the
Flimhuis Cavia

Van Hallstraat 52-I

20.30

Tonight! Wednesday! 3 August

The internets are still full of sex

What terrible convenience! Someone hacked this bike rental display in Spain resulting in it playing pornography. A large crowd gathered and after a few hours the police (who were also standing and watching and not really sure what they should do) decided to cover up the screen with paper.

A Bike Porn Kiosk could be the best idea of the month. Dont let the Spanish keep it for themselves, demand more bike porn in your town halls today!

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WARNING, NON BIKE NON SEXUAL CONTENT AHEAD!
Concern over the relative size difference between rider and "bike" cause very few people to take notice.

let me put it into context somewhat. Picture Arnold Schwarzenegger riding a 20” child’s bicycle. Not a pretty picture.

Pretty? What about hilarious? Maybe enviromentally devistating is a better way. to put it link to motocross
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Also, next week Ron Jeremy will open a sex club downtown. Careful examiners of the byline will notice that the Portland Mercury's blog covered this story months ago, but all the big media (Fox, The Oregonian, BikeSmut) seem to be covering it now.

In case you dont know Ron Jeremy may be the most famous porn star of all time. You probably remember him from such roles as:

• Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks 5
• Tales from the Catholic Church of Elvis!
• Sodomania 42: The Juice Is Loose
• Throbin Hood
• Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses?

We hear that a bike ride might be heading that way on Friday June 19th. Check your local listings!