Bang Bike, SFW... right?

Bangbus Goes Green



Nice work. This movie is not one of ours but the producers certainly do a great job of expressing their connection to the ride.

More lampooning of bikes and porn would be appreciated!

Flaming Naked Bike Lips - Take Two!

Bikes are meeting at Waypost Cafe at 10am tomorrow (Thursday September 24th) for a ride to Sauvie Island to enjoy the creative expression of the Flaming Lips! (and possibly another naked ride!)

This is a medium paced ride

Low traffic route map coming soon Now Available!



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UPDATE - a cadre of naked folk enjoyed swimming in the radioactive poo water of the Columbia downstream of the Willamette River, reading recent news about the Columbia River Crossing, and naked knitting. How we failed to capture images of hot naked bikers knitting is troubling but rest assured we will fail you again.

flaming naked internerding bike lips

Naked Bike Ride on Mt Tabor with Flaming Lips... and live footage right now via

http://crankmychain.com/

zowie

its ours!

We found this image on the Chicks and Bikes blog who in turn had found it via the Hong Kong Fixed blog, who we believe stole it directly from Crank My Chain where is was originally produced.

It is some hard work tracking down all the goods. But rewarding.

Rad Balls

Maybe it is the "all business" way the team was shown or maybe it is the way he gently placed a towel on the bench but we are convinced that this movie could be expanded into a feature length bikeporn. Definitely the extended credit sequence conveys their raw power (did you feel a little tingle when they showed "Coaches"?). Although we might have to change up the speed metal for Queensryche this movie has great potential! We're not sure how the rest of it will play out but suffice it to say we are hopeful.



Without a doubt those bikes will be used as a plot device for some sort of movie in the next 3 years. Count it!

Baack on davis radio

Again with the sweet radio broadcasts! Our crew of humpy-go-lucky pornographers are no stranger to radio, with interviews with the people behind Free Radio ChuShawn in Tucson, AZ and Davis, CA. We returned to the air on Davis radio this past week. And you can listen to it we think by clicking on this link: http://www.kdvs.org/shows/view/show_id/898/date/2009-09-15/

Bike Porn has a curious history with Davis, as we were welcome with warm arms in an otherwise empty campus over winter break 2 years ago, then just last year we found out that the UBER bike friendly political climate had changed. Not only was the Bike Church kicked out on a specious argument of "safety" but our crew was encouraged to peddle the smut elsewhere!

This was after Davis was the first place in North America ranked as a Platinum city! Years before Portland even*! Whoa! Times do change and while there are lots of people still utilizing bikes as effective efficient transport the idea that a city might turn its back on the homegrown bike organizations as soon as the berg gets its award for being "bike friendly" is more than a little disquieting.

Could Portland (or any other number of currently rad bike places) be on a similar path to lameness? Lets hope not. As for the now defunct Davis Bike Church? They have a new location and name,

BEHOLD, BIKE FORTH

We look forward to checking them out when we make our triumpunt return to Davis in early February (we think) Mark something (but use pencil)!

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*We are a little dubious of some of those statistics. 60% of Portland’s police force patrols via bicycle. - Really? Hrm...

reMembering durango

One of the joys of going on tour to all these fine "fucking bike friendly" places is the great events that we are able to take part in (or even better, become part of!)

Such was the case last year as part of the Westward Ho! tour in Durango, CO.

Here is a 1st hand account of the insanity that was, THE RALLY OF THE DEAD!

We wont be the 1st to call Durango bikers "special", and we surely won't be the last. So instead of showing bike porn 2, we showed the 1st years program. Viewers were coming out of their chairs with cheering or disgust! Never mind that that Sen. John McCain was in town that day to also catch the screening and let people know that he was still alive and had a seriously entertaining running mate.

Porn Quad photoshoot

Like the Dark Lord said, "Impressive. Most impressive." What is wrong with free beer and food and some classy fucking people? Nothing. Except sometimes it is hard to remember all the fun. The word epic gets thrown around a lot but in this case you can't really help but utilize it. For several days in a row the sauce flows, and the wheels roll and we have the times of our lives.

Thanks for the great games of bike polo, all of the stunning awards and prizes. And letting us share our "gifts" with the otherwise unsuspecting Durango audience at the future Discovery Museum... a place for learning.

Here's hoping they are having a blast at the SSWC going on this weekend September weekend in Durango AND that they have enough ogranizational energy to help put together a screening of Bike Porn 3 in early November.

Chain Whip Tour

Hey friends of bikes and sex. This Autumn selected cities in the western United States will receive the Bike Porn Chain Whip Tour.

• 10/14 Boise, Idaho
• 10/16 Ogden, UT
  
• 10/17 Salt Lake City, UT
  
• ?? Fort Collins, CO
• 10/23 Boulder, CO
• 10/30 Denver, CO
• ?? Fruita, CO
• ?? Moab, UT
• ?? Durango, CO
  
• 11/8 Albuquerque, NM
  
• ?? Flagstaff, AZ
• 11/14 Las Vegas, NV
• ?? Reno, NV
• ?? Ashland, OR
• ?? Eugene, OR

If you live in or near these places on this proposed route contact us (bikesmut[at]gmail[dot]com) and request a screening.

If you are not in this tight western circle just wait! A massive tour encircling much of North America (sorry Mexico) is being planned in the Spring! Some cities were not included cause google can apparently only handle 26 stops. WTF?

Non verbal encouragement

Here is hoping we get to travel to Durango, Colorado this coming September for the Single Speed World Championships.

Seriously, the fine bikers of Durango have for the past few years, attempted to murder many seemingly sane bike riders using the side of a mountain as a weapon.

We showed The Pornography of the Bicycle in Durango last year during the Rally of the Dead we successfully disturbed some and moved many many others.

What will the future hold (between its legs)?

Seattle Gay Bike Porn News

Thats right we bike porn folk have been dubbed good enough for government work by the gayest news in Seattle.

Then, the earth shook. Tour de Pants is the short film that quieted the room. It took the viewers a few seconds to understand what they were seeing. You see, our good Reverend Phil had a little surprise in store for the anarchic cadre of two-wheeled enthusiasts:

Scott Rice - of SGN


BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE! Learn more about the history of bike porn than you thought necessary with this secret info about the curator of the Bike Porn series...