no more losses, GAINESVILLE

• Wednesday, Nov 30th
• Wayward Council
• 807 W University
• 9pm, $5, +18

no image! what are you lazy?

The Great Baltimore Bike-Sexual Weekend

It's queer! It's bike! It's bike-sexuality!
Come experience and support the joy and liberation that sexual and transportation diversity can provide!

Saddle-licking scene from  'Multiple Maniacs'

Bike-sexuality is not something new to Baltimore, MD.  Our bike-sexuality research team found evidence as early as 1970, when Mr. John Waters included a bike-sexual saddle licker in Divine's 'Cavlacade of Perversions' in the film Multiple Manaics.

Fast forwarding to today, Bike Smut is pleased to announce that Baltimore is still a center for bike-sexual activity. Coming this spring, the awesome queers of Baltimore will be opening a women, trans and queer community bike shop. Go go D.I.Y!!

But in order to open this radical space, they need funds. To achieve this, they are throwing a fundraiser on Friday, December 2nd! 

Besides having sweet performances and 'so much fun'. Bike Smut will be helping out the raffle by donating TWO pairs of tickets to our Baltimore show on Saturday, Dec 3rd! Yes, that's right. . . Baltimore gets two days of awesome bike-sexual action!

5th dimension

405 E Franklin

Doors at 8pm, show at 9pm
$5-10 sliding scale

This will be Baltimore's only chance to see our latest program films from all over the world! Bring your bike, bring a friend, and come support your community!

A European Tour at a glance

As it was said by our official Bike Smut numerologist, Liberty Sprocket back in 2011:

"We did 63 shows in 21 countries."

This list is a historical document of our incredible European Tour:


16 April - Berlin, Germany (UNOFFICIAL SCREENING)
22 April - Leipzig, Germany (UNOFFICIAL SCREENING)
27 April - Vienna, Austria
30 April - Budapest, Hungary
2 May - Fabrica, Bucharest, Romania
6 May - Lambda Istanbul, İstanbul, Turkey
13 May - ODTÜ, Ankara, Turkey
15 May - Kaos GL, Ankara, Turkey
17 May - Boğaziçi Üniversitesi, İstanbul, Turkey
18 May - Empire Project Gallery, Istanbul, Turkey
26 May - BFest, Athens, Greece
29 May - Cerkno, Slovenia
31 May - Social Center Rog, Ljubljana, Slovenia
2 June - Zagreb, Croatia
3 June - Kino Udarnik, Maribor, Slovenia
7 June - MKSMC, Koper, Slovenia
10 June - Wien Bikekitchen, Vienna, Austria
12 June - Kapu, Linz, Austria
13 June - Styrian Sprint Shop, Graz, Austria
15 June - Cross Club, Prague, Czech Republic
17 to 19 June - GenderFuck festival, Tabor, Czech Republic
20 June - Galerie Skleněná Louka, Brno, Czech Republic
21 June - Bratislava Bikekitchen, Bratislava, Slovakia
22 June - Klub 29, Pardubice, Czech Republic
24 June - Cafe Miesna, Poznan, Poland
28 June to 3 July - Bike Punk Fest, Warsaw, Poland
5 July - Lenin Shipyard, Gdansk, Poland
7 July - King Kong Klub, Berlin, Germany
9 Berlin - Schwelle 7, Berlin, Germany
14 July - Autonomes Zentrum, Cologne, Germany
15 July - Gangerviertel, Hamburg, Germany
16 July - Erbse, Kiel, Germany
21 July - Kontrapunkt, Malmo, Sweden
23 July - Bokkafe Velgo, Gothenburg, Sweden
25 July to 31 July - Queer Festival, Copenhagen, Denmark
30 July - Kopi Squat, Berlin, Germany
3 August - Filmhuis Cavia, Amsterdam, The Netherlands
5-6 August - DIY Bikefest, Scheveningen, The Netherlands
7 August - Passing Clouds, London, England
12 August - The Motorcycle Showroom, Bristol, England
14 August - Yard Theatre, Manchester, England
20-21 August - Supernormal Festival, Oxfordshire, England
27 August - The Forest, Edinburgh, Scotland
28 August - Islington Mill, Manchester, England
30 August - Royal Vauxhall Tavern, London, England
31 August - ReWorks, Cambridge, England
1 September - Colorama, London, England
2 September - The Marlborough Theatre, Brighton, England
7 September - Andrea's house, Brussels, Belgium
8 September - Les Marmottes, Amiens, France
10 September - Nicolas Ehrhart Cycles &Le Houla Oups, Paris, France
16 September - Casablanca, Madrid, Spain
17 September - Patio Maravillas, Madrid, Spain
22 September - Teatro de los Manantiales, Valencia, Spain
24 September - My Beautiful Parking, Barcelona, Spain
27 September - Le Trou de Balle, Toulouse, France
29 September - Association le No, Marseilles, France
30 September - Un p'tit vélo dans la tête, Grenoble, France
1 October - Les Tanneries, Dijon, France
2-3 October - Tostaki, Lyon, France
5 October - Cinema Oblo, Lausanne, Switzerland
6 October - Csoa Gabrio, Turin, Italy
7 October - Cascina Torchiera, Milan, Italy
8 October - Sos Furnace, Milan, Italy photos
9 October - Mondrian Suite, Rome, Italy
11 October - Ciclofficina, Modena, Italy
12 October - Autonomer Beauty Salon, Zurich, Switzerland
14 October - Kafe Marat, Munich, Germany
27 October - Porn Film Fest Berlin separatist show

Click for a complete Bike Smut history...


This post is in sweet remembrance of jenny

Tip of the Cock Ma!

Miami is a lot of things to a lot of people.

- a place to evade/envision tan lines

- a show that features drug/gun/bad haircut trafficking

- a "bikini" runway for depressed midwesterners

But none of these topics scratch the surface of what is to come...

It's the only screening of DIY, erotic bicycle movies with the consequences of knowing your friends better and being able to hold your head higher saying, "fuck yea I know how to ride!"


Well suffice it to say Critical Mass, you have been warned and polo might be in play. When we are done Florida's junk might not be so limp that it dips into the Caribbean, we can get this penis-peninsula poking the depths of the Atlantic!

Miami Bike Smut

at Vagabond

30 NE 14th St.

Doors at 9, show at 10

Post Critical Mass

Thanks to the Miami Bike Scene and Sweat Records!

Orlando on the Orgasm Trail

UPDATE: DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES THIS SHOW HAS BEEN CANCELED.

 No dice, Mickey.

18 months ago Bike Smut came to Orlando on a wing and a prayer, next thing we knew we were swept up in a all night dance party with more sexual diversity than a pile of queer ass folk stars/singers/songwriters


Wednesday Nov 23rd
Stardust
1842 E. Winter Park rd
Evening time

lets do it like a pile of uh nevermind

Is Cocoa Loco for Porno?

We will see on Tuesday November 22nd.

Maybe a pre-thanksgiving chocolate turkey will come our way?

Tuesday, November 22

321 Local

333 King Street

Cocoa, FL 32922

$5 suggested donation

doors at 8pm

Action Jackson

Last time we were in Jacksonville...

We are coming back. This Saturday night. Do you know where  your bike is?

Sat Nov 19th
Burro Bar
100 e. adams st
Jacksonville, Florida
8pm

College Denies Studs and Students

Last week we learned about how the administration of Warren Wilson College denied their students their rights to expression and assembly by preventing Bike Smut from being displayed in their common space.

Finally the story has broken out in their local media.

 the house was informed that bike porn does not “reflect community standards, and they didn’t want it attached to Warren Wilson’s name.”

So, how strongly do we have to protect people from sex? Is protecting students from the possibile danger of being exposed to a glimpse of something objectionable so important? then, for example other

As one savvy commenter noted:

Wilson just put themselves in the awkward position of endorsing everything else that goes uninterrupted

True dat.

Well, we can always turn back the clock to see what movies were being created when Dean of Students Deb Myers was in College...

Gorgia on my jock... er mind... er never mind...

Given the delightful plethora of sexy bikers about the Deep South, Bike Smut has been kicking back and taking account of its journeys. It wasnt long ago that the prospect of blanketing europe in our viscus lube seemed a laughable idea. Now that it has been accomplished we will try to keep things in perspective. A more through and hopefully pictorial trip down memory lane will be in order soon, but tonight we got hot bike sex to deliver!

THIS IS A- MER- A- FUCKING- CA!!

we do have our doubts about how many miles she rides on this particular bike

Starting with a sweet micro house show TONIGHT in Athens, GA!

• Peach Pit
• 732 Pulaski
• 10pm  (ish)
• donations of shaking booties accepted

Friday we are in Savannah and Saturday in Jacksonville (reuniting with the Zombies)

image credit to The Epic Ride

get your adorable foible on!

If you think whipped cream and love-seats can make for awkward lovemaking then you can also imagine what trouble bikes can get us into...



sometimes liberation comes when you least expect it.

image credit to freestylee

Try to get some revolutions on today!