August 26, 2011

Bigmouth bikes again

Bike Smut's team of sweet and tender hooligans returns to the scene of our previous shenanigans, making certain that no Mancunian's bicycle desires go unstoked. Clearly, no other city deserves a return of our erotic cycle classiness as much as Manchester, because clearly no other city is home to the sexiest man to ever ride a bike and sing about it. So in honor of of the magnetic power of Morrissey, all the charming men of Manchester will be biking through the city streets to Salford this Sunday for a brand new bike porn screening at the Islington Mill.

Here is the gig:
Sunday, 28 August
Islington Mill
James Street
Salford M3 5HW

Pomp it up.


  1. A punctured bicycle
    On a hillside desolate
    Will nature make a man of me yet ?

  2. yes, well that is not quite a haiku, but it is pretty good.


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