An overview:
THURSDAY
Le Mini 24 Hours Indoor Endurance Mini Bicycle race accompanied by Roejob Constructions ltd Live Improvised Symphony and a salute to Afred Jarry.
FRIDAY
BIKE PORN!
Les Velobici
plus UV Lycra Disco Party at the Motorcycle Showroom
SATURDAY
Bicycle Basket Art Market , exhibitions, art and music co-curated by Boneshaker and the Motorcycle Showroom Collective
Minotaur Shock
Pip the Human Jukebox
7x7 Bike Mechanic DJs from the Bristol Bike Project
All at the Motorcycle Showroom
15-19 Stokes Croft, BS1 3PY
There's a lot to handle here. Let me break it down for you. Ok, here we go. Slides please!
Thursday: LE MINI 24 Hour Indoor Endurance Mini-Bicycle Race
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2 TEAMS! 2 IDENTICAL FULL SUSPENSION MAGNA 16"s! Who shall triumph in this test of the mini-will? Who can complete the most laps in 24 hours on this
I don't even know. But it's amazing! It's art! Everyone loves art!
Friday: Bike Smut
Oh boy, that's us! We hope that you like us too!
Friday: Les Velobici
Life-sized women on mini-sized bicycles! Using music and rhythmic movements to convey their profound joy at having experienced the divine blessings that bicycles have brought unto humankind!
Friday: UV Lycra Disco Party
Ever wondered what a UV disco party was? Well, you're not the only one. But we are here to show you the way. We are here to gently take you by the your Lycra-swaddled crotch, caressing your silky smooth and eerily glowing bits and pieces, and gyrate you to the irresistible four-to-the-flour beat. We're here to show you the pedal strokes. Just take our hand.
Saturday: Bicycle Basket Art Market
Charming! Small delights vended from bicycle baskets!
Saturday: Minotaur Shock
It's kind of a big deal. The electronic solo project of David Edwards (better known as Minotaur Shock). The sounds of many electrons going in very interesting directions.
Saturday: Pip the Human Jukebox
We're all about the human power. All about it. So to those electric-powered jukeboxes, we say BOLLOCKS! We shall tear down their tyrannous reign and replace it with our glorious utopia of PIP!
Saturday: 7x7 Bike Mechanic DJs from THE BRISTOL BIKE PROJECT
We don't actually have any clue what 7x7 bike mechanic DJs might be, besides 49 bike mechanics DJing. But we can provide some illumination on the Bristol Bike Project: basically, it's everything that a bike project can be. Cycle maintenance course, bikes for hire, repairs and servicing, a bike kitchen, women's night, 'Dr. Bike' - mechanic for hire, bikes for purchase, several vibrant community projects, and everything wholesome and bike-y.
Thank you. Class dismissed. I hope that you've learned your lesson and are coming to Bristol.
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