August 31, 2011

Bike Smut gets schooled

Let us cast our minds back, if you will, to the days when bike porn was but still a traveling collection of illuminated manuscripts concerning the sexual adventures relevant to horse-drawn carts.
























It was in the year of our Lord 1209 that Oxford students first began "taking refuge from hostile townsmen" by running off to the quiet town of Cambridge to carry on their explorations of heady medieval theory, thus seeding the University of Cambridge. So Bike Smut finds itself treading the well-worn paths of history, traveling to Cambridge to practice our art after being spurned by the Oxford townspeople. While our Oxford experience may not rise to the scale of the St. Scholastica Day Riot, we did find our planned show blocked by a consensus-based meeting of otherwise charming young squatters (sparkle-finger-wavers will be the first up against the wall when us Nightmare Communists have our revolution).

So, now Cambridge! Now spurning the City of Dreaming Spires, we move on to the City of Lusting Bicycles. Bike porn is now en route to ReWorks, Cambridge's community bike, art and sustainability DIY space. We expect:

BBQ from 7pm
Films at 9pm
£5.00

@ ReWorks
9-11 Harvest Way
Wednesday - August 31st

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