Cycle Bound Reactions

Hey there humptastic bike jerks! We need your insightful/obscene thoughts on the show!

Please let us bike porn people know how we can do it better in the comments below!

2 in the can, more in the bush

That's right, last night we murdered two stunned portland audiences.

murdered.

that's a lot of bodies but thankfully the nice people at the Clinton Street Theater have strong backs. More great movies there all weekend long as part of the Portland Underground Film Festival.

For those who escaped from the show without being murdered please leave a comment about where you are and how you might want to be murdered in the future, and also what you thought of the show. Lets see some dialoge! (get it? 2 way log!)

ALSO

in case you didn't know tonight is the World Naked Bike Ride. (NO LINK FOR YOU!)

meaning no matter where you are (in the northern hemisphere) you can ride your bike naked and probably convince a few thousand of your new bestest friends to join you.

LIVE on the internadical radio!

hey there, if you can view this webpage you can probably watch/listen to us at CrankMyChain Live! right now! some other time.

Catch CrankMyChain Two Way Television every Wednesday at noon!

Vist the Dark Place

This promotional trailer premiered as part of Filmed By Bike.

Only a few days until the world premiere!

It's on

anal luminens

Ah British humor. I guess as long as there are no women dropping their drawers its not considered pornographic? Perhaps it's not exploitive this way.



Booya, take that planet anal bike!

So was that a full on cargo bike? Hot.

Bike Porn on Crank My Chain

Our multitalented friends at Crank My Chain host a live internerdical interview with Bike Porn directions and curators. We plan to talk about the upcoming world premiere of Bike Porn 3: Cycle Bound although there is a chance that things will dissolve into boring talk about "who tasered who..." but we hope to get some of the previous filmmakers to ping in and share their experiences.

Tune in next Wednesday, June 10th at 11am Pacific Standard Tiempo!

Photo credit to Evalyn Parry who seems to be yet another rad Canadian biker gal.

The internets are still full of sex

What terrible convenience! Someone hacked this bike rental display in Spain resulting in it playing pornography. A large crowd gathered and after a few hours the police (who were also standing and watching and not really sure what they should do) decided to cover up the screen with paper.

A Bike Porn Kiosk could be the best idea of the month. Dont let the Spanish keep it for themselves, demand more bike porn in your town halls today!

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WARNING, NON BIKE NON SEXUAL CONTENT AHEAD!
Concern over the relative size difference between rider and "bike" cause very few people to take notice.

let me put it into context somewhat. Picture Arnold Schwarzenegger riding a 20” child’s bicycle. Not a pretty picture.

Pretty? What about hilarious? Maybe enviromentally devistating is a better way. to put it link to motocross
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Also, next week Ron Jeremy will open a sex club downtown. Careful examiners of the byline will notice that the Portland Mercury's blog covered this story months ago, but all the big media (Fox, The Oregonian, BikeSmut) seem to be covering it now.

In case you dont know Ron Jeremy may be the most famous porn star of all time. You probably remember him from such roles as:

• Blue Ribbon Butt Fucks 5
• Tales from the Catholic Church of Elvis!
• Sodomania 42: The Juice Is Loose
• Throbin Hood
• Can I Do It 'Till I Need Glasses?

We hear that a bike ride might be heading that way on Friday June 19th. Check your local listings!

so much entry!

Its over! We've received about a dozen submissions for Bike Porn 3: Cycle Bound and all of them are excellent. In fact this is certainly the most explicit program of bike sexuality we have produced to date meaning that someone got the memo.

What's that? You planned to make a movie but didn't get it done in time?!? For shame.

Well it is always a good time to make bike porn. In fact some people email us to let us know that they created really amazing work that they will not be sharing just cause they made it for themselves. While on the outside we seethe with rage at the indignity of this kind of statement, inside we know that it is for the best. The culture of recognizing how sexy bikes and bikers are is upon us and it would not be advisable for us to share everything anyway. Some things remain hidden, if only barely.

Thanks to all the pervs who has submitted to our will. You will be dealt with soon enough.




er we forgot where we stole this image from so please accept our lamest preemptive apologies!

Bike Porn Extension!

Deadlines! they are awesome!

Behold, we have extended our deadline to submit to Bike Porn 3: CYCLE BOUND to Wednesday June 3rd!

That's 2 whole more days of making rad sex positive adult content!

Whether your content depicts a bicycle dominatrix, the nature of a lifestyle committed (bound) to a car free lifestlye or just your run of the mill "double rush delivery"

speed hump!